I was carolinagirl63 on TWOP but now I'm BabyHouseman from my favorite movie, Dirty Dancing. I was mainly a lurker. I read every page of the forum and it's the funniest TWOP forum.
There were so many funny things from the TWOP forum, but this one is my all time favorite from Prairiegal:
Come, Mike told me, BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA. We've got 15 minutes alone, BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA. I played his schlong for him, BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA. I played till lunch break was done, BWAH-HA-HA-HA, BWAH-HA-HA-HA, BWAH-HA-HA-HA. So to pleasure him, BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA. I rode his schlong.
...written during Christmas, 1978, by the makeup girl.