pieinmyeye

I can’t believe chief stew sent Izzy, who moves at the speed of a sloth, to do the beach picnic. ??? Oops. Spoke too soon! Good for you, Izzie!

Or loose him at sea. Perhaps hold his head under the water until you can’t see the bubbles? Nah, he’s not worth doing time for. I don’t care if he’s paying a million dollars for this charter, I think some things, such as breakfast, should have limits. Make up a menu of four or five eggs dishescooked the way you want the or egg dishes, Omlets with a limit of ingredients, etc. I can’t believe I just went on a rant about breakfast on a boat that I have 99.9% of ever being on. I think the last week has fried what brain cells I have left.

High maintenance charter guests is an understatement! I cannot stand this primary!!! I understand he’s paying a lot of money for this charter, but his demands and snide remarks are ridiculous!

Eww! I had forgotten what a total douche this primary is. Ugh!

Here we go with Assgate again.

Who outside the group gives two shits what kind of pen it was?

Shut up, Malaria. If you’re so knowledgeable about medications why don’t you go be a pharmacist? Idiot.

I completely agree with you.

If it was Hannah’s job to assign rooms at the beginning of the season, than she should have been the one to make the decision when Malaria wanted to change everything. You’re full of shit, Sandy. First officer my aching arse. If she gets it any farther up there, her head is going to come out of Sandy’s mouth.

My favorite part of the season was the baby goat and dog at the end.

Is Jess doing shots?

It began slowly, but I do believe this is the best episode of the season.

She whisked some eggs and cooked them with the poached eggs? That’s nauseating. I have tried Lu’s recipe and liked them. I’ve been to Chicago once and loved it! Sonja and Dorinda are twits. Not caring for the bangs and choker, especially the choker.

I know what a poached egg is. I know what scrambled eggs are. What in the world are poached scrambled eggs?

Or at least Jess’s were.

I thought the exact same thing!

Jess and Tom both need to grow up. Her jealousy is so high school. In addition to Rob not doing anything inappropriate, he’s helping to ensure you get a good tip. Idiot.

I hope Milaria gets caught in the galley. Tom, you are nothing but a petulant little bitch. No one put a gun to your head and made you stay on the boat.

Maybe for Ramona’s next birthday her friends can buy her some extensions that match the rest of her hair. They can wrap them in a fake Gucci bag.

It does not require a chef’s skills to slice a cucumber, Sandy. You could have found one of the stew’s to do it. On the other hand, Tom has some serious growing up to do. Why don’t they a fridge filled with goodies that guests can easily access? I never want to eat dinner with an underwear mobile hanging over my head. Nor do I ever want the servers to be serving in speedos with various fruits and vegetables shoved down the front of them. Gross!

I got the impression that Ayeisha(?) had not been home in a long time and was just missing her family and friends. Rob and Ayeisha were good on WWHL. Being on the cover of Vogue is pretty damn impressive. Does anyone know his last name?

I did feel bad for you, Tom. Not anymore, you douche bag.

Why charter a boat only to turn around and go to the beach to play frisbee? I had completely forgotten about Pete! I was wondering who the other member of the deck crew was, hahahahaha!!

I missed that! I hope they will address it next week.

I guess we know now why Dorinda won’t be back. In addition to all the other obvious reasons she won’t be back, the look in Andy’s eyes when they were screaming about IVF and turkey basters was, I believe, the straw that broke the camel’s back.