Madtown

So was JB standing next to Derick when he made these calls? If not, I would've told him I made them, but never wouldn't. I know, lying would be wrong in Derick's eyes, but I think it would've been just fine, in this situation.

Bitch, please. Gifts are the only thing you desire.

I knew this episode would hit me hard. I loved Diana and I've always been fascinated with the Royal family. I was 28 when she died and married for one month. I remember seeing the breaking news on TV, like it was yesterday. Just like my mom remembers Kennedy getting shot. I cried my face off. I watched every second of the funeral and cried even harder.

My hope, is no one tells Jill (or any of the family) when the wedding is. She wakes up the next morning and sees pictures on Tim's Facebook page. She'll really be screaming to God then..

It would be nice if one day, these kids got a backbone. Told MAHMO to get the fuck out of their house and leave the "decorating" to them. Hoping Heidi and Tim do this. That hutch does not belong in the kitchen. If it wasn't safe to have it in the dining room because of the floor, then it's time to give it away or put ir in the barnado until something else can be done with it. Covering up a window and door is the dumbest thing ever. It's not like it was a tiny window either. That brought in a ton of light. Plus, it's wedged by their big pantry cabinet. Is their room to even open those doors? There is nothing in that hutch that it needs to be in the kitchen. Oh and Jill, perhaps you should've gotten some nicer rugs. You want that hutch in the kitchen and then put the most disgusting torn up rug under it. The other rug from Jonathon's basement room, is a monstrosity in that kitchen. I'm sure it is probably just as filthy as the other one. Hopefully that hutch never comes crashing down on Gideon, because as we know, these people know nothing about safety.

I'm totally telling my MIL(who I love), to call me her "in-law child" from now on.

Life update and projects. She attempted to put in a deck by herself. I believe it was Ivy that came out while Jessa is working on the deck. She was crawling around and walking through the work area barefoot. Shouldn't be a shock because why be concerned they could step on a nail or shaving of wood? I believe Spurgeon and Henry were barefoot while helping Jana and others that came in to help. She also cut a piece of wood in the parking lot where they were, so it would fit into the van. All and all, pretty boring as usual.

Jill looks like she's trying to dress Amish or some shit. I like how she's got a coat and hat on and Gideon is basically wrapped in a blanket with no hat or little sweater or coat on. Probably is barefoot, knowing these morons.

Not only poor Nurie, but Kaylee too with the crooked head piece. I really liked Jessa's dress too. I wanted a light pinkish wedding dress, but never found anything I really liked.

9 long years.

Do you still need to be vaccinated to go on a cruise? I know someone who has never had a vaccination(teenager)and they will be going on a cruise this month. I don't go on cruises, so I know nothing about exemptions(I'm vaccinated).

Those are really nice pictures. They actually look like a normal couple in love. So much better than the cringeworthy ones that MAHMO takes. I'm hoping in all hopes that Jill was behind all of Timbits creepy videos and posts. Or, that he's realizing what a freakin' psycho his mom is.

I'd throw Jessa in as her roomate. 1.) I feel she is just as much of a bitch as Jill. 2.)She named her kid Sprugeon.

In one of Jill's recent Inst-stories, she was showing plants on a window sill. She said a few were the boy's school projects. She did admit, that she didn't know what one of them was.

Kids need a schedule and I'm pretty sure none of the 3 have one. Joy is trying to "homeschool" and I'm sure that isn't going well. With all Gideon has going, he needs to be in school and probably some special classes. if Austin truly doesn't want anymore kids(which I know, none of us know what he feels about having more), then he needs to put his foot down and tell Joy, no more. Then again, wasn't it when Anna was pregnant with number 4, FF, said he didn't want anymore or even that many? Then they went and had 3 more. I can't imagine what their household is like and it will only get worse with more kids.

Her ring is very pretty. Tim proposing while MAHMO is away, priceless! I truly hope these two have a very happy marriage. I just keep thinking back to that cringy video Tim made about making sure his wife dresses properly and all that. I don't want that to be her life. They do seem really happy and she actually looks like she truly loves him, unlike the way Jessa ever seems with Ben. I'm jumping on the "Me and Heidi" train with MAHMO's "teachings"..ugh!

I scrolled through her Instagram pregnancy pictures and didn't see that one. I did notice she shills this "insurance" every pregnancy and a few times in between.

I scanned through it. Basically a bunch of stuff she's already posted on FB.

Why does Jeremy look 60 in that picture?

I was just going to ask this. Do we know if she actually talked to Jana about putting this in her book? I would like to think that after what JB did to Jill without her knowledge, she would take Jana's feelings into consideration and ask her if it would be ok to bring these things up in the book. I can't say anything bad about Jill putting the Jana stuff in the book without knowing if she asked Jana or not. If it comes to light that she didn't ask Jana, then I will judge her for it.

The house is nice and I think they did a good job decorating and painting. Just keep MAHMO from filling it with junk where you can't even walk around.

Jill just posted a behind the scenes of recording the book on Instagram.. She said she was excited to do it and to give a voice to her feelings. She said that we could probably hear it in her voice because she cried every single day she was recording it.

Jessa showing us she trims her hair once a year(with a kids scissors). She has a hairstylist put in layers, whenever she gets around to making an appointment.

Reading snippets of the book people are posting on Reddit, I can't blame Derick one bit for going after JB for money they were owed. I'm not sure if some of the stuff I'm reading was ever mentioned here, I can't recall that it was, but I would've went after JB with everything I had after reading these snippits. I can totally see why he went to law school. I'm going to have to get this book.