Horrified

You know, I've been thinking about those chocolate panties for weeks because I'm the type to think about chocolate a lot. I know I'm not breaking any big news here, but those panties are made of crap easter bunny chocolate. the kind of chocolate even I wouldn't eat. I am not entertained by the Caesar storyline, so I've focussed on those panties. And I'm pissed off that they are not even a chocolate worth fantasizing about.

Geez,even the Ukrainian catfish call centre people are sick of Caesar's sad-sack shit.

is Darcy being catfished by her own sister??

You've seen Sumit, right? He's a wimpy guy. A catfish with a conscience. Although his original endgame would have been a US greencard, like Azan, he's pretty lame at a) the long con and b) picking a worthwhile mark I think his parents probably arranged a marriage for the day after Jenny left the first time. Then he didn't want to disrespect/dishonour his parents so he went through with the marriage. He didn't want to break Jenny's heart, so he neglected to update her on his situ. Then years went by, Jenny uprooted her life and sad-sack Sumit ended up in a fine mess. Give the guy a break, he only had 7 years to man up. Give him time.

Methinks she is all talk and no jiggy jiggy. You know what they say about people who constantly talk about sex: they are either bad at it or not getting any.

Mami

Darcy is going to need a lot of Angel when she peels those pants off

O M G - who is this Fatal Attraction wench haunting Tom???????

This Mom is a piece of work

or K-Y

Bloody nose just sleeping next to her. Sprained ankle having sex. At this rate, he'll get a full-on spinal cord injury if he has to walk down the aisle with Darcy.

I think his big secret is that he is repulsed by aging skanks. Hmmm, how to break this to Darcy.....

I live in Vancouver proper Angry Moldovan. Next time you are here, look me up. I need to have a face to face with someone who lives and breathes this show like I do!!

Zied is wearing a donated girls sweater that came over on a red cross foreign aid container.

and with typical British understatement. I'm Team Tom and I think he would be the BEST at Pillow Talk.

I think his parents already have a bride arranged for him.

Whaaaa? Paul and Karine have a home in the country AND a pied a terre in town??

Yeah and the kid has the periodic table on her bedroom door. Can someone figure that one out??

This Ronald looooves that Tiff is pregnant. Means her family will start sending money!!! Win!!

This is brilliant! I'm going to borrow this strategy next time I want to avoid nooky (or to discourage anyone from sitting next to me on the subway)

Dunno - looks more like an asylum worker escorting a patient back to her room

What is with these women trying to argue against entire cultures???????? When in Rome Rebecca.

Fuck Darcy - rewrite history much? We saw your first meeting, so don't tell us it was off the chain.

Pao is seething right now. Home town girl is fitter, prettier and is getting some flattering screen time on 90DF

Smile Direct Club please send Evelyn a coupon.