[S08.E17: In Sod We Trust]

7 hours ago, Sprockets said:

I look funny, too.  And I smell funny.  Please PM your geographic coordinates.  I will locate you with my sonar ray device.  

Travel northwest until you hit water. You're in Seattle!

[S08.E17: In Sod We Trust]

On 11/8/2017 at 11:52 AM, Sprockets said:

But, see, you're talking about actions having consequences.  Jenelle doesn't get that.  

That song was the "My Huge Ass is Stalking Me" tune.  

He probably meant if the producers want to pay him to be on the show, they can call him.  Or we could.  Podcast, anyone?  

Sprockets you are so funny. If you get up my way we need to have coffee or a cocktail. Or smoke a bowl. Your choice.

[S08.E18: The Ties that Bind]

7 minutes ago, Christina87 said:

I'm really interested to see how it plays out when javi impregnates Briana and then gets deployed. Will this count as being a deadbeat dad and abandoning them? At least the baby will have his benefits, but what if he fails to immediately marry Briana? What if she gets pregnant next month and he smartly realizes it's too soon to even think of marriage? I could see all sorts of situations playing out where javi ends up the target of the coven's wrath. Hell, maybe he even wants that, to make him a more sympathetic character! Just being a decent guy doesn't guarantee that the coven will treat you fairly. I do know one thing for sure though...Briana is hoping and praying to trap him with a baby, so he had better be careful! I mean, at this point, what in the world does she have to lose?

No truer words. 

[Except Chelsea (and Cole)]

8 hours ago, Bridget said:

I don't suppose your friend knows if Cole has any single brothers or cousins, do they?

Many thanks in advance!

Your on my friend's list right under Pheebs!

[S08.E18: The Ties that Bind]

If I read or hear Briana repeat "I'm going to put him (Devoin) on child support!" I will throw something at her stupid face. Who in the hell does she think she is? Did it ever occur to her that Devoin could try and do the same thing to her? What culture is this where these dumb bitches feel the need for this power? I'm actually feeling very sorry for any man that dares walk past the Coven's Den because Roxanne is surely inside brewing up a bad baby daddy potion to feed the next poor SOB that dares impregnate Briana (I'm sorry but a second out of wedlock baby is a CHOICE not an accident). I have NO doubt there will be a third. Probably Javi.

[Except Chelsea (and Cole)]

5 hours ago, pheebs said:

It was so very sweet, wasn't it?

But...Am I - I mean my friend -  evil for thinking Cole's ass looked pretty nice in those khaki Levis? 

She really wants to know...

My friend will ask around and get back to you...

[Briana DeJesus: Farm league promoted to the Majors]

2 hours ago, crazychicken said:

mak

But he doesn't bring enough diapers and wipes bet the coven still caaaan't, next week he will be a deadbeat dad again

I think that's total bullshit. If it isn't I bet the Coven thinks she hit the baby daddy lottery.

[Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None]

Can someone refresh my memory and tell me how Jenelle and UBT met? I'll bet dollars to donuts he knew exactly who she was before they were even introduced. These TM dad's who pretend not to know aren't fooling anyone. The only one I think didn't know is Cole.

[Briana DeJesus: Farm league promoted to the Majors]

4 hours ago, HeySandyStrange said:

For myself, it is more that I haven't seen nor heard enough evidence to suggest Javi is a terrible person. Is he an immature dummy? Yup. Is he petty and bitchy? Sure. But as of yet his pattern of conduct has not lifted him out of garden variety dumbass territory. Hell, it took Kail a few years of evidence to pile up for me to put her in the asshole category. If I see evidence that proves Javi is truly nasty or abusive, he will end up in that category as well. 

Honestly I'm Team Javi but I wasn't a fan of him sneaking into the house and scaring Karl. I'm not holding up for her but that shit is not funny. I had a psycho roommate when I was young that did it to me all of the time. No one deserves to be scared to death in your own (yes Javi's too) home. Not cool.

[Small Talk: Grab A Bottle]

On 11/6/2017 at 0:36 PM, LunaMia said:

I've recently started taking Kratom and it really is an amazing plant. 

Have you tried making a tea and straining it? This has helped a lot for me and has made it much more gentle on my stomach. 

I haven't but I pick up my Kratom later this afternoon and I'll definitely try it. Thanks Luna!

[S08.E18: The Ties that Bind]

UBT was higher than a kite before the wedding. That's why he didn't want High! High!! Ya Both HIGH! Babs there to point out the obvious.

[Farrah]

3 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Well, Farrah was actually there. 

 

So, did that take place at my zoo or not? It just looks like a random event room. I didn't recognize it, but I'm sure there's areas I haven't been in. But if it is the zoo, why get married at the zoo if you're not utilizing an area that LOOKS like the zoo? It's like they just got married at a conference room at the Marriot. 

Would it be because MTV was filming it? 

[Farrah]

I didn't watch as I was fearful she had a Wedding Rap. Or worse. 

[Briana DeJesus: Farm league promoted to the Majors]

No! No! No! You must all stay here! Pretty please?

[Ryan: What the hell happened to him?]

Just now, Maharincess said:

Kratom needs to be widely available for opiate addicts, but of course the pharma companies are trying to have it declared illegal. Kratom will help millions of addicts.  It is an amazing plant. 

I'm doing research with an herbalist for a "work around". It helps my pain but makes me nauseous. I will find a way to use it.

[S08.E17: In Sod We Trust]

9 hours ago, Sprockets said:

As far as I can tell she is waiting for one of them to say "But Briana, you are the love of my life, and you don't have to file for CS because [sink to one knee] I want you to be my wife and make me the happiest man on Earth."  

Of course the coven would then snap his neck, pick his bones clean and bury him behind the StopNGo.  

I cannot stop laughing at the picture of that in my brain.

[Catelynn (and Tyler)]

5 hours ago, AmandaUnbidden said:

I'm reposting this because this comment did not get enough attention imho. lol Every time I scroll past it, I laugh harder!?

Thanks for re-posting! This is definitely one of the best EVER!

1 hour ago, Caracoa1 said:

Does anyone wonder if Tyler has ever stumbled across this message board?

What makes you think that? I don't follow him so fill me in!

[Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None]

7 hours ago, Mkay said:

Jenelle’s makeup website launched and she claims she is selling out of product.  I’m assuming this is a pic from the site.  I have not went to it it yet. Wouldn’t you want closer pictures of the product instead of shots of you pretend modeling as your “babe” takes ur pictures.   

She's trying to channel Estee Lauder. She needs to change the channel back to Nickelodeon.

55 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Maybe not a bad idea. The skunk costume would hide the rocket head. *shuffling off so I don't miss the handbasket to hell*

I asked the driver to wait for us.

[S08.E18: Law & Disorder]

2 hours ago, Mkay said:

Love this!! Hahaha You are hilarious. You say what I wish I could do. Except I can’t stand my husband so I imagine myself being able to grab his nose. Lol

Bet you can guess what I grab when I'm mad... ;) I think we're thinking along the same lines.

[Except Chelsea (and Cole)]

10 minutes ago, lovesnark said:

That's what I was wondering. All of the charges were DV related which makes me think it was a girlfriend situation. Unless he's added beating family members to his repertoire. 

If that's the case I'm hoping Chelsea is able to control visitation with his parents. I just feel that they are way to permissive with Adumb (I get that he's an adult, but seriously Dude needs supervision) and would just let the same bullshit continue even with Aubree there. I feel they probably can't be trusted not to follow new visitation guidelines and it could be traumatizing for Aubree. I wish Adumb would fall in a hole and just let Aubree be with her real dad, Cole.

[S08.E18: Law & Disorder]

14 minutes ago, mittsigirl said:

I'm about to piss my pants from all of your'friends' talk!!

I want to run downstairs to wake MY fucker up just so he can read that there are more like me out there!

Please do! We can thank @JocelynCavanaugh for inviting our "friends". LOL

[S08.E18: Law & Disorder]

4 minutes ago, mittsigirl said:

You are so funny crazy AMYFARRAHFOWLER-got tears running down my cheeks from reading this!!

NEVER stop being you!!

Can I show this to my fucker? Just to prove that SOMEBODY is okay with my idea of fun? ;) Thanks for your sweet words MG <3 

[Except Chelsea (and Cole)]

On 9/5/2017 at 1:06 PM, ghoulina said:

 

Sorry Ghoul, I don't know why the box is here^^

 

Didn't Adumb have a girlfriend living with him? Or is that past? I can't keep up with this chucklef___.

[S08.E18: Law & Disorder]

2 hours ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

I'll have pancakes as an appetizer. I'm not even a stoner; I just eat like one. Babs is probably gonna show up and tell us we're all high. I mean. Our friends. Who are there. Because we are not. 

She will just yell at Kieffah! Should we all use code names? Mine is AmyFarrahFowler.

7 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

One thing I liked about Kieffer was how he tried to tell Jenelle to NOT get breast implants. He said she didn't need them. 

I thought that was sweet. I mean Jenelle was small chested and her boyfriend said don't get them? How often does that happen?

[S08.E18: Law & Disorder]

He's definitely a keeper because I LOVE Nag Champa. Must be a stoner thing.

LBS if you arrive first please order me a Corona! Keiffer will decide when he gets there.