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AmyFarrahFowler

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  1. 1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

    That photo shoot with Ensley was cringetastic. David when he's trying to put on his "I'm just a big old goofy dad" face is a truly terrifying sight. He can never hide the rage in his eyes so the huge toothy grin is doubly unsettling.

    Do these people ever do anything but go for coffee, get pedicures, and get their picture taken?

     

    1 hour ago, poeticlicensed said:

    Yes they do. They eat takeout food straight out of the containers and couch surf.  

    The majority of them (really looking at you, Juhnelle) eat a crap load of pizza.

    21 minutes ago, zenme said:

    Now I am extra fussy when driving, especially after having been in a wreck on a major highway in peak traffic, but I was having major fluttering in my stomach when Chelsea was tickling Aubree--who was in the backseat, mind you, while she was driving! Teen Moms, please keep eyes on the road and hands on the wheel. 

    I am SO with you. As much as Chelsea has matured (and she has) that was so boneheaded that even my husband said wtf?

     

    If Leah thought Jeremy was serious she would run back to him in a heartbeat. Just no.

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  2. 30 minutes ago, LBS said:

    I see him cutting out the pictures and putting them on his vision board he copied from Pinerest.  The board also has pictures of sleeveless tee-shirts, needles, janked up dirt bikes, and weird, meth head-looking men labeled "freinds".  For some reason, Ryan from TMOG picture is front and center.  It is not a very good vision board and he blames Chelsea for it. 

    Hilarious!

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  3. 6 hours ago, Chickabiddy said:

    Building on a phrase from the immortal Dolly Parton to describe Brianna, Brittany, and Leah getting ready for the VMAs.

    It takes  a lot of time, money, and make up/hair people to look that cheap. Schnikies.

    And what is up with Kail’s face? Is that bloat from pregnancy, fillers, alcohol....or all three? Between the hair, clothes and  bloat, she looks rode hard and put up wet. Yikes!  I know 40 somethings who look younger and more vibrant. 

    Hulk is beginning to make Mackenzie Edwards look young.

     

     

    5 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

    "We're doing such a good job!" Meanwhile the back of Endtable's head looks like she's been sleeping on the back of a cast iron skillet.

    Jenelle's crying because she knows that David's child abusing ways have been exposed and he is going to take it out on her. 

    If you're going to run your mouth, at least get all of the details straight, Leah. Matter of fact, how about mind your business. You fell right into Brian's messy trap. And speaking of being messy, pot meet kettle, Kail!  Since the moment you have first graced reality tv, it's  been one endless messyfest!

    Thank you, Lincoln for saying what we've all been thinking about Lux's name.

    Sorry for being gross, but  Bone looks like she smells like used tampons. Kail sure knows how to pick them.

    Not like we didn't know Adam was a POS, but to want stop child support in exchange for a name change.....

    My biological POS wanted $2000 from my Mom before he would allow me to be adopted. I understand now why Mom could not get away from him fast enough when they were married.

    For Aubree's sake he should just let her go. His ego won't allow it. I so identify with her and Chelsea.

     

     

    5 hours ago, Mkay said:

    Bone is in next weeks episode and that is who Briana threatens to slap.  Bone is tweeting away about it now.  

    I hate that I have to type someone’s name as Bone.  

     
     

     

    I can't remember what I was gong to bitch about. I'll get back to y'all!

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  4. 7 hours ago, Kazu said:

    This fabulous lady served at Point Mugu which is in my neck of the woods.

    What a true role model. Fuck you Amber.

     

    And his comment reads "free agent" which really means he is not doing shit. He has no job prospects. He is a person who does not have any commitments, which is the meaning of free agent. Yeah, we knew that already.

    I am a Looney Toons fan. I am old school and I am a fan of the old school cartoons. I hate, HATE, with the passion of a thousand suns that this fat fuck is even sharing that Wile E. Coyote image on his social media. The one he should be posting is the one that he most resembles:

     

     

     

     

    This woman is a TRUE boss bitch. Fuck you, Amber.

    4 hours ago, Kazu said:

    That shit was gross. All that Amber needs is within her reach such as food, drinks, and her phone. She can't even bother to get up to vomit. How fucking lazy!! Does Baby Huey bring her a bedpan, too? Wipe her ass? ?

    Did you see the size of that freaking "fruit cup"? My husband and I could share the one BH gave her and have leftovers.

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  5. 47 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

    I think they were referring to the N&A show.

    Unless you mean some chubby people from The Challenge were on N&A.

    Thank you! No, I was talking about the Challenge season LOL

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  6. 8 hours ago, ghoulina said:

    I don't know your definition of "fat". I've never seen a super heavy person on there, but they're not definitely not all fit and toned. They have had "chubby" types on there, for sure. 

    There was Eric from the Fresh Meat season. There were definitely people there that were in no way ready for the physical comps.

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  7. 4 minutes ago, Kokapetl said:

    50 yards of fabric for a product that uses 3/4 of a yard for each item will yield 66 items. No wonder he sells out.

    What the fuck is he planning to do with that flowery lacy shit? 

    Wear it when he finally moves to New Orleans?

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  8. 2 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

    Tyler has a hard time running his business online while simultaneously looking at porn. The animals tend to Nova. April must be out of town again! 

    In spite of her PCOS claims (severe pain, heavy bleeding for weeks) Maci trains to participate on another show. 

    Baby Huey starts preparing the nursery. 

    Gary finds out who gets a Father's Day card in June. 

    Executive fucktard, Morgan Not That Freeman, fires Farrah.

    Because their back up babysitter is currently in drug rehab.

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  9. Why am I getting shades of Teri Shields? She negotiated big money for Brooke in Pretty Baby. She did a nude scene at 12. Farrah seems to be operating the same way.

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  10. 8 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

    I think it depends on the context. For example, having photos of one's infant as they are being bathed or a toddler who might be walking around with their diaper falling off or without their diaper and the parent found it funny and took a photo. My parents took a photo of me when I was one years old in my backyard. I had just taken off my shorts and diaper and stood in my mother's garden of flowers. She took the photo of me as I stood there taking off the pedals from her daisies

    Oh definitely those pics are fine. I'm talking about hard core nudity. On a 9 year old of all people. IMO that's child porn.

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  11. 1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

    Thanks for the info. 

    I was thinking more like send her off to Mars. 

    Re the topless photos. Incredulous. smdh

    With so many people having their phones hacked, I find it horrifying that any parent would have topless photos of their child on their phone. Those kind of images can fall into the wrong hands. That is unforgiveable. 

    Or own any naked pics of their child for any reason. That poor kid.

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  12. 19 minutes ago, Kellyee said:

    I'm behind by a couple episodes. Is the timeline this season skewed, or did Amber really get pregnant by a guy she's known all of 5 minutes????

    Yes. We call him NuMatt. The timeline for her pregnancy is hinky so we are all wondering if she's actually carrying the spawn of Matt the 1st.

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  13. 58 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

    Were you thinking that huge bulge was her finger?  HAHAHA!  Now that I see it
    that way, I can't unsee it!Call me crazy, but I actually think she looks pretty in that picture.  when she spackles on the makeup, she adds like 20 years.  when she keeps it simple, she looks a lot better.

    LMAO yes I was!

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