AmyFarrahFowler

Manipulation at it's finest, I want to continue to hate Tyler but I'm giving him a small pass. If she pulls it on strangers, she definitely pulls it on him. I would be so over that crap, too.

Thanks Kazu! That really means so much :)

I'd add a few Barry Manilows to that list as well.

I am an opiate addict and although I do smoke marijuana I consider myself sober from opiates and benzodiazepines. I also have an occasional bloody mary. Pot and alcohol are occasional for me and do not create the devastation on my body and life that opiates did. My family and friends are thrilled that they have what they consider to be the old "me" back. It definitely isn't the general definition of sober but it works for me and my life. In my opinion there can be different interpretations of sobriety. Especially when it comes down to an individuals drug of choice.

And likely threw a few punches his way. Farrah better choose her own retirement home now if she doesn't want to end up in one owned by boss woman Sophia.

The dirtiness is a direct result of giving the employees 5 minutes prep time before the store opens. I bet she doesn't even pay them for the 5 minutes. I see a health department violation if she hasn't gotten one already.

Packing Tyler's shit and throwing him out.

No but she would qualify for gastric banding surgery if she wants to pay out of her own pocket. I cannot begin to tell you how many pop up clinics we have in the Seattle area that advertise them targeting people who don't want to make the effort to try to lose it themselves. I am expecting a death or serious complication to result from one of these places very soon. I'd bet dollars to donuts that is what Amber is doing.

My take on Tyler going to Dr Copyroom that he was to seek validation from someone to continue his emotional abuse of Catelynn. Every time I hear him declare "I'm not allowed to say anything to Catelynn" (and he says it every chance he gets) I can tell how much it bothers him that someone dare suggest that he keep his mouth shut for once. He wants that permission as kind of an FU to everyone even if it's from someone who is obviously not properly educated in mental health/psychiatric matters. Do I think Catelynn uses her diagnosis as an excuse not to do anything? Absoloutely! Is she likely to change? I doubt it because as long as she makes no move to drastically change her situation nothing will get better. Catelynn is the 'sick' one in this relationship and it works for her.

Whenever I have seen him in a standing up picture his butt is sticking out. That would kill my back.

She really looks beautiful. That dress and veil are so appropriate. I was afraid she was going to try the virginal bride theme.

Was it ever explained why Maci and Taylor are getting married in Tallahassee? Is that where Taylor is from?

They have no formal or official rights. This was an agreement between B&T and C&T. B&T can rescind that agreement at any time. C&T gave up any rights to Carly when they signed the adoption papers.

Wasn't she basicallyl alone when she was pregnant with Jace? I got the impression that Andrew wasn't around (if at all).

Farrah! How nice of you to comment! Actually this post gave me a hystererical laughing fit. Are you SURE that you're not Farrah because that post was hilarious.

Obviously her fashion tips for hiking came straight from the Duggars.

She once mentioned Tyler's "car addiction" but she seemed more proud than concerned about it.

This makes me laugh because I too have a hideous hoodie that I like to wear around the house but certainly wouldn't wear it if a camera crew were there. New name for their next book? Catelynn and the hideous hoodie.

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome occurs in 2 births out of 1000 in the US. That isn't incredibly rare.

Smoking does terrible things to your face.

Yes! Yes! Yes! I have been wracking my brain over what cartoon character it was. Thanks for filling in the blanks :)

George Clooney fell into this trap. His 'teacup' pig grew to be over 600lbs.

9hBarbara Leigh‏ @BarbaraALeigh @MotivatedMeow @CatelynnLowell Give that baby to the good people raising the other one!Give her the chance at life that you gave Carly. Good thought...not too late for B&T to save another child?

And the no GAF attitude while giving those responses was even better. The nonchalant "are you okay?" intermittently always makes me smile.

Yay! The phantom box!!! Maybe I should buy a lottery ticket? Why does MTV not get involved when the driver is high? Many years ago a cast member on Real World Hawaii was prevented from driving after a night of heavy drinking. MTV intervened immediately. (In NO way am I making excuses for Catelynn and April)