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I love how Tiffany’s friend is not buying her bullshit.

South Africa wasn’t so unsafe that she was too afraid to go over there and fuck a criminal for funsies pre-engagement.

That guy is too old to be playing anything but a teacher in high school. Sorry, Evan Hansen.

Andrei has to keep a job? Welp. He’s not getting that green card renewed.

Julia prejudged the friend, but she wasn’t wrong. The friend was an asshole and Brandon should’ve put her in check.

This also works with Five Hundred Miles and A Thousand Miles

As long as you don’t wear swimsuits in the “medical” hot tub.

I watch them and get grossed out because he’s like a child.

Asuelu may be dim, but he seems to know they don’t have a healthy relationship.

Lol, but nah. It’s an actual snake, not a figurative one like a MIL. They’re poisonous and are silent before they strike. This maybe accurate snake knowledge was brought to you by Troop Beverly Hills.

Might be a surgical center/doctors office.

Hugs and condolences, Trackdawg.

Julia. No one wants Brandon. You’re the only dupe here.

Chuck is what happens when a parent uses money to control and manipulate their kids, and the kids are too lazy, too dim to break free and live their own lives. All these fake jobs.

Ooh, 3 of 4 years Charlie? You’re a real fucking pro.

Jovi: “Don’t tell me how to parent. Let me figure it out.” Also Jovi: “Put the baby down and stop thinking about her all the time.”

Who would pay for the lessons? Surely not her gaslighting saboteur creep of a husband.

Right? I already don’t trust that Covid vector, erm, wedding planner.

Every time Tiff whines about having to pay the cost of plane tickets (like we don’t know as the American half of the couple, she gets all the show earnings), I remember she took in that cost because she was supposed to be living in S. Africa with the husband she married 2 days after he got out of rehab. She’s the fucking worst.

Damn. Ronald may be a bum, but he’s got Tiffany’s number.

Jovi is a dumbass. Yara isn’t controlling here. She’s doing her job as a parent of a newborn. And yes, Mylah was getting way too much sun exposure.

It is just bureaucracy, or is Brandon a fucking moron?

Does anyone actually believe Chuck’s kids help him make money?

She cancelled those tickets so she could pick this fight and set the stage for divorce. But if she wants to cut him out of Carly’s life, she’s gonna have to do a Deavan and claim Ronald was abusive towards Daniel.

Imagine her raging bull act if Michael had acted that way with a woman? Or if he didn’t stare at the ground when a woman entered the room.