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Whoever asked about Shaeeda's hair: If you look at her head in the preview she's clearly wearing braids under the hijab. I hope they're not extensions because if they are, my God...they must be hot as hell... Ugh...this group and my niece are the only reasons why I'm still watching this. Thanks, all!

What kind of conversation is this? So weird...and Patrick's being awfully quiet...

Oof. Sister Patrick's eye is getting worse as the episode goes on.

Where the HELL is this ceremony happening?

That's right! Stay the fuck out of our state! (Actually, Kobe, you can come and bring Koban.)

Wikipedia again: Mary Kay Letourneau

THIS. PART.

The Wikipedia article has some issues but it does list couples' statuses. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/90_Day_Fiancé

Typically only in front of male relatives (including the husband) and other women (related or not).

I'm muting Shaeeda and Bilal. I can't.

Me neither, pal. Me neither.

They. Have. Champagne. In. Brazil. Sheesh. They just don't have it at the wedding shop. I haven't been to a wedding shop in ages...is this common now?

Oh yeah, that's right...I seem to remember him not taking any kind of responsibility for the breakup either...

If I roll my eyes any harder they're going to roll out of my head and end up in SD... Jibri, you are TWENTY FUCKING EIGHT YEARS OLD...

Well said, Mama Mo. Good on you for telling your son about himself.

OMGGGGG...this whole conversation is triggering the hell out of me. Your son is about to marry his THIRD WIFE. You okay with that?

This is another one of those couples where I'm not sure who to be angry at: Emily for being such an entitled bitch or Kobe for putting up with her. Oh wait...I hate them both...

I take back what I said about Kara's hair. It really works with that dress.

That's a hard no from me. Hey folks! Happy to be here for what will probably be my last season of 90DF because I'm beyond sick of these folks. Kara's hair? Hard NO.

Well, I guess I needed this snarkfest to get me through this trash heap of a season...thanks, everyone. Next week: Pink Parka Powers, activate! Shaeeda going to the wrong people for advice again... Um, Kara? NO. Mohammed, go home. The Kobe/Emily baby secret is OUT... Toodles, Thais!

So...she was all ready to just plunge in and marry Patrick in Vegas without telling her dad. But now that she's told her dad, she's having second thoughts about getting married? How long have they been together? How many years? Send her home, Patrick.

So me being me, I went on and looked this up: https://us.tribaltradeco.com/blogs/teachings/what-is-a-sacred-fire The business owner is native.

Mohammed with that dumb-ass smile on his face...dropping truth bombs...

True story: I arrived at the ER and the doctor told me I had shingles. Me: That's impossible. I've never had chicken pox. Doc: Yes you have. Me: NO I HAVEN'T I know what chicken pox looks like and I never had it. Doc: There's such a thing as being a silent carrier. Me: 🤯 Apparently my sisters and I were all silent carriers...as was my dad, who says he doesn't remember getting chicken pox either.

Well hot damn...Kobe is a prince. Does he have his own MONEY?? Oh wait...