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Um…they saved Igor and that hair for the finale?

I just thought of something: What if Igor’s late because he had to pick up Jibri’s parents from whichever LA hotel they’re staying in?

Did Koben have a topknot when Emily was getting dressed???

AAAARGHHH I hate Emily SO MUCH.

On which planet? Shit…lemme go scan those James Webb photos…

JEEzus…can y’all just get married already?

Kobe may be the person I hate the least this season. He seems like a truly decent guy. I really hope someone rips Emily a new asshole at the Tell All for jeopardizing her husband’s relationship with his father-in-law.

Etchu’s kinda cute…HEYyyyyy…

OMG…Kobe, don’t do it, man…

I agree, Patrick. You absolutely should have made more of an effort with Thais’ dad.

NOBODY’S COMING TO THIS STUPID WEDDING so as long as the arch is set up before sunset WHO GIVES A SHIT??

I already know this won’t happen but I’d love it if Kobe didn’t show up at the venue…

Please GAWD let this be the finale. Hoping this will be the finale…inshaAllah… Which other deities do I need to invoke? Hey y’all! Gonna try doing this on my iPad tonight…

This whole Jibri/Mama Jibri conversation is such bullshit. Are she and Brian in a hotel down the road?

What the FUCK is Rochelle wearing??

I wish I could like you, Kobe, but you're hitching your wagon to Emily's train wreck so I can't.

Avi and Grandma Jibri are two reasons for me to keep watching this shitshow. If they ever appeared on the screen together I think my pancreas would explode.

Um...is that a wedding ring on Jibri's finger??

THIS. PART. It's why I'm more annoyed by her than by Mohammed, though I'm annoyed with him too.

I'm so not feeling Ari's dress, that makeup, that hair... Please GOD, let Bini's sisters do some ululating over Zoom!

AVIIIIII! You are SOOOO CUTE I can't stand it!

Goddamn...you'd think I'd be used to these dopes spilling all their personal shit to people they've never met... (rolling eyes, sipping wine)

That's the kind of prank that could get you hurt, two days before the wedding. Just saying...

I don't buy it either...and this is just one more reason why I'm done with this franchise after this season is over.

One of my great inspirations, Nichelle Nichols, left this earthly plane yesterday. She'd been in ailing health for some time but it was still a shock to learn of her death. 😥 Back on this dusty-ass rock...how much eye-rolling will I be doing this episode? Let me get my goblet and pour myself a big old drink Cersei Lannister style...