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You have to wonder how many parents will enroll their daughters in the Family Chantal Cheerleading School after seeing how the FC behaves.

I cracked up when they were moving into the storage unit suite and he enthusiastically declared, “I’ll bring up the food!”

When she met with her friend GeGe? CeCe? from two seasons ago I swear it was the first time I saw her cover her jugs.

Kinsley looked depressed. She wasn’t even excited to see her sister, who presumably was her main caregiver while Molly banged various lowlifes. It looked like her parents lived in public housing. I wonder if she lived with them or had her own place before she married Roos.

That’s grease. You should see the screen on her phone.

Of course that had to be her county.

The shower doesn’t have to be two minutes. It just won’t be hot after that. In high school we always took cold showers.

Father Chantal kept chowing down until the fight actually started. While everyone else was exchanging death glares.

Boy that 90-Day Live show had zero content. Who cares what some Z-list blogger or podcaster thinks? I noticed that Michelle described Antonio as a close friend of Chris rather than as Nicki’s brother, which is how he was identified in the episode that he appeared in. In the Chris and Nicki YouTube video that someone posted a link to, they explain that production knew that Antonio was not Nicki’s brother but falsely described him as such regardless. I assume that this is because David Poor’s accusation that Antonio wanted to have sex with Chris would be that much more provocative if the audience thought Chris was his brother-in-law as opposed to his friend’s spouse. (The video also claims that the restaurant scene that TLC pretended took place in California where Chris tells David that he needs to leave their house and move to Kentucky was actually shot in Kentucky after David and Annie already moved there.) So Michelle did not perpetuate the lie that Antonio is Nicki’s brother but she also did not acknowledge or correct it.

Nicole just abbreviated her favorite condiment — Mayo.

Annie told her mom that Ashley has been divorced three times. That would be a feat at her age. I pictured it as more of a Molly multiple baby daddy situation.

Like Marilyn on The Munsters lol.

The fact that it was jet black when he looked like he was pushing 70 was a hoot as well.

This video further demonstrates that Matt is not a farmer. Farmers don’t sleep in.

So were Jeremy and Zach acting too when he broke the “news” about the house to them in the Santa costume (the beard looked like shit BTW) or did he mislead them for six months?

Yet Caryn exclaimed in December “our counter [offer] was accepted!” It wasn’t “our” because she didn’t buy it. And that’s a lot of faux excitement for something that happened six months earlier. If she can lie so brazenly on national television it makes it more likely that she did cheat with Matt while he was still married.

Six years later.

Jeremy is a scumbag but it seemed like fishy editing when he asked Matt if you really think you are going to get a straight answer and they implied he was referring to Amy’s plans. Like it was made in another context. It didn’t reference mom or Amy or even she or her.

Matt is not a real farmer and Roloff Farms is not a real farm. He’s just cheap. He probably watched Old Yeller and got his idea there.

With Matt’s physical issues, he probably can only receive oral at this point. Conservative Amy most likely didn’t go there, but methinks the saucy gold digger would oblige.

Lucy is adorable but the way she is always jumping in and out of the mule it’s just a matter of time until Matt runs her over.

Soup for Christmas seems pretty underwhelming.

The vet recommended that Rocky be put down (I think he had cancer). Matt was bitching and moaning about the cost. What is it, a couple hundred bucks? From a guy who goes to auctions to buy useless crap that is stored in the barn? So Matt wanted to shoot Rocky. And even better, he wanted one of the kids to do it. Yeah, make them shoot their childhood dog. They didn’t want to do it, but Matt still wasn’t willing to pay for euthanasia, so everyone just ignored the situation and let Rocky wander the farm until he collapsed. They found him dead. Maybe that will be the sequel to the children’s book about Lucy.

A rocky Christmas reminded me of the dog they allowed to die alone in the rain.

According to the promo this week’s episode is the season finale.