Ellie Godfrey

Rick Moranis, Father of the Year. Wife died, he dropped out of Hollywood to raise the kids.

Justin turned out really well despite his shitty mom. He needs to cut her out of his life.

I loathe that asshole.

Jazz looks like she's working on being a future 600PL candidate.

"WE" do not have a girlfriend. I don't understand why these women put up with this nonsense.

Did they have an Atlanta connection? That airport is murder.

He could steer with his stomach from the backseat.

I'm sure he made arrangements for the dog but if it were up to mom, she'd lift the lid on the toilet, toss some Alpo on the floor, and move on.

I get the impression she's snorted blow off gas station bathroom toilet lids. Feeding the dog with her own fork is a hygienic step up.

Did you catch the biscuits & sausage gravy topped with waffles & sausage gravy?? Yikes!

I hate mom.

For most of Dr. Now's patients, their "Weight Loss Journey" takes them through: Hershey, PA Gnaw Bone, IN Cookietown, OK Tortilla Flat, AZ Pie Town, NM Ding Dong, TX Sandwich, MA Toast, NC Lick Skillet, TN Popcorn, IN Fries, VA Spuds, FL Mayo, FL Soda Springs, ID Sugarland TX Chili, WI Cream, WI Noodle, TX Bacon, TX Bean Station TN Corn, OK Cereal, PA Potato Creek, SD Miracle Whip, FL Christmas Pie, England Carne Assada, Portugal Pie Corner, Barbados Lots of stops in Belchertown, MA; Crapo, VA; Flushing, NY; Big Butt Mountain, NC; Lick Fork, WV; Tightsqueeze,VA; and Ugley, England, Final destination: Hospital, Ireland; Grave Yard, Barbados; and Tombstone, AZ

Maybe Jeanette can fatten up a kid for My 600 Pound Life; or get her mom booked on Botched; or Intervention if Jazz develops a painkiller problem after surgery. Mom can milk the reality TV shows for years.

I get it. I want to be an ally too and have questions. I would think these folks might be happy to educate. If it's just manufactured drama, they reduce the platform to a freak show and I'm not interested.

I'm hoping one day we get a cross-over with Whitney on My 600 Pound Life. She's whining about not having someone so maybe she can hook up with Sean.

Thanks. I'm not a regular viewer so I'm not hip to the full history. I hate the staged drama and cliffhanger commercials. Watching MBFFL for just a few minutes made me want to retch. Why do they all act & sound like 14 y/o girls??

What did those guys say to or about Jazz when she was at the sidewalk cafe with mom?

They should run...to a dentist.

This is the big one where Jazz loses her boy stuff and gets girl stuff.

Yo, Garrett. Lose the weight, build some muscle, and you can get laid. How's that for motivation??

In Brazil.

It's the new mattress!!

Are they going to try to give Rick another heart attack?? Do they do that? Ick.

I'm expecting Gandalf and Gollum to show up.

What's with the ringlets??