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AHHHHHHH. look, if NK is gonna shoot a missile our way, I hope they send us some warning so i can maybe OD on some pills or something. I do not want to be taken out via missile/bomb/nuclear wipeout/whatever else is out there.

lmao i thought maybe it was a reference to MASH. could picture the stupid character of Frank saying that while Pierce just stands there judging him as always. ??

I wish journalists would just take a stand and call out donald trump for his lies. headline: Don lies again! story on page 3! you can still report on him and call him out. nowadays, the lie comes out first and then later everyone is like 'oh. my bad. here is the true story....' it is quite sad that it is all about ratings or whatever else. on a somewhat related note....any guesses on how the white house correspondents dinner will be with trump? usually everyone clamors to be there. at least celebrities do. hmm

and nobody within congress seems outraged...? I need barack obama to get mad and call him out. (I know it wont happen)

I dont know. if the constitution is online, they may believe it. :-P Founding fathers need to revive for a bit and join twitter

lucky. had a horrible experience in Paris when i went. got a lot of impatient sighs and eye rolling. just remember thinking "damn dude. did your dog die this morning or something??' My dad said the french are known for not liking americans.

humor and alcohol: the only things that will keep us somewhat sane for the next 4 years

donald: this text is not bigly enough kellyanne: what he means to say is he probably needs glasses, America donald: my fellow comr- ahem....my fellow Americans... Kellyanne: *says lowly* we all make mistakes. just keep going.

well, if Russia can help get rid of the muslims and bring jobs back, of course they are ok with it! #MAGA :-P forgot to add.......Russia can probably help black lives not matter so much, because black people are annoying when they get killed and stuff. yeah. blech

news anchor: Please stay tuned to your phones and computers where the president will tweet his message to the world humanity: O_o

I am late to this, but yeah.....Alison has quite the vagina! This happens on a lot of shows though and it is a pet peeve of mine. Alison seemed to be intent on keeping things strictly formal with Noah and somehow, she just cant help herself....by the end of the night, BAM. in bed with him. Though maybe noah has a magnetic dick? who knows? HA

Mika and Joe seem to be the biggest ass kissers to Trump in the media (and sean hannity, but then again....) but I dont understand the connection. what is so special about those two that can't be found elsewhere or with other media personalities?

CNN bugs the craaaaap out of me. they have to always have two sides to every issue. 'oh, white superemacy? let's debate this! gotta hear all sides!" whatever. CNN use to be really good and then.......man. i dont know what happened. do other networks do the 'two sides to every issue" thing??

whether it is the press or "friends" , Donald trump uses people. it's all about what others can do for him. he is the only one that matters. if you criticize him or whatever the case may be, you're out. bye like the mafia. fun times

I just get the vibe that 1.) people dont care (yay obama is out, focus on that) and 2.) people are scared to piss off trump/his team mMmMmM, powerRrRrrR. *sigh*

I understand, but i think it reminded me of the other argument about elitism and I just went off. haha *takes a chill pill*

one thing we all heard was that people didnt like the elitism in washington, yadda yadda .........whether it is hillary or donald....are they both NOT elitists? argument drove me insane. made no sense. so the "donald trump had to be rich and white" thing baffles me to that extent. GAH.

I've thought about wearing a shirt that says "hey, I didnt vote for him...I wanted the other one" :-P

I dont think anyone cares. sigh

a lot of his voters think he is simply being silly. not really meaning some of the things he says donald: ...and i thought i should press the button! what do you all think?! i should totally push it, right?! audience: *laughter* donald: I think that's a yes! ay yi yi! ???

damn donald is killing off hollywood. Think earth is cursed as a result of him becoming our fearless leader. oh dear

wtf???

my thing with stephen is he is good at biting back, but not constantly ala bill maher. he called out ted cruz once when ted was a guest on his show. neither one was a jerk to the other. but they obviously disagreed a bit. in the case of donald trump, i get the weird sense that stephen only seems to want to go at him when he is *not* a guest and to me, that is hypocritical. he even hinted he would not be so 'polite' if donald were on his show again and he would be more....critical/pointed towards him. but as i said, he is backtracking a lot recently and i am not sure why jon and stephen both seem lost on what they are exactly in terms of their jobs. i call them 'comediantators' because they are both comedians but they both do commentary as well on current events/political news.

I sometimes think he has his 10 year old (or whatever his age is) son tweet for him. 'just put something out son about Obama. be a good boy...ok, off you go'

Sometime in the near future, I can see him tweeting the following: Who should I nuke? will read replies seriously!