Lana X

this cracks me up! good stuff

i think it was literally yesterday where i said "when another mass shooting happens..and it will...." didn't a good guy have a gun somewhere in that crowd? come on good guys!

Paul Ryan use to have a spine of some kind. wtf happened to him? :-/

there was a shooting at a Florida airport. 1 killed, 9 shot. OK DON..................thoughts? *sits back and waits*

true. remember what he said??? he could shoot someone on 5th avenue and nobody would care. the dead person maybe, but other than that.....PFFT

Maybe being briefed is too hard for him to comprehend intel: there may be an attack planned on your hotel on inauguration day. we would prefer to have you somewhere else. in an undisclosed location donald: but my name is on the building. I need to be there. Intel: sir. you may be under attack. you are now a target Donald: nobody is going to attack me. they love me Intel: no sir, that is not the case Donald: get Kellyanne in here Kellyanne: i am right here Donald: what should i do? Kellyanne: whatever you want, pumpkin Donald: I think i'll stay here Intel: ok sir. we warned you.

....THE HELL?! i hope they tell him where to shove it

donald trump: Changed mind. Santa claus will pay for wall. people say he is not real. he is. i know things trump voters: TAKE THAT LIBTARDS!

I know Great Britain has issues (brexit), but I dont know......I think they have it better than us. (do they have a lunatic as PM?)

putin: donald, i simply get rid of people who are in de way Donald: ............... Putin: make em disappear. Donald: ...................... Putin: *sigh* I end their life Donald: OH! okay. putin: wow

playboy is also sexy. Maybe we should screw real news and just study and analyze naked women instead. joe: look at those tits Mika: I dont get it. i have tits too. *eye roll* joe: I was just told we nuked switzer- WHOA. check out this picture. what an ass Mika: you never talk to me that way *eye roll*

LMAO wtf kellyanne. ugh, this administration......so much stupidity

interesting that most Canadians don't like him. Just like in the UK, they do not care for the royal family. Like we do. funny how in other countries, citizens don't like their leaders as much as other countries like their leaders. If that makes sense wow that was a mouthful

inner thoughts time: trump: (hmmm. he is much better looking than me) justin: (god, melania. this is the best you could do?!) melania: (i hate my life. canadian man so cute!)

thanks navelgazer!! *nervously ponders if i should read it* oh man :-P

i am scared for anyone close to us. i bet canadians are like 'dont come over here. that cloud will reach us too! you wont be safe!'

*mushroom cloud slowly engulfs planet* trump voters: wow! look at that cloud! trump: oh. that's what that button does

mexico: ha!! those poor idiots really thought it would be us building the wall! Congress: ugh. what?!!! non trump Voters: yeah, we figured.... trump voters: LOL whatever! we won!!

I dont know. did JFK cheat on women with OCERD? (obsessive compulsive eyerolling disorder) ;-) but honestly, joe can't see the point people are making. that, to me, is what makes this so sad, yet funny

I think they were talked about, but not enough. (emails. come on now) Many just didnt think it would become a reality. sadly, we have learned the hard way.

when (and it will) another mass shooting happens, the only thing i will look forward to is the complete bullshit that comes from Donald. when that happens, i hope like hell people wake up and say "hey now. YOU are now in charge. this is now YOUR mess. so now what, Don? hm?" ......but who knows? he'll probably blame his damn son for it or something. sheesh

LMAO. joe is an idiot

I can see it clearly Headline: "School shooting. 20 dead." Trump: See guys - this is why Hillary lost. what would she do about this? nothing. How come john wayne never died in his movies? he had a gun. he took all the bad guys out. just boop. out!" America: WTF IS HE TALKING ABOUT? Media: Donald Trump solves gun violence!

anyone here going to the march in DC??? if so, i will be there! ???

yeah, i said somewhere ekse that the evidence needs to be put out for ALL to see. hold a press conference. i dont care i dont think anyone is lying, but now we live in a 'fake news' society. oh heck. doesn't matter what is shown. kellyanne will just go on TV and say it's fake. the media will run with that and it'll be done gah