Benji

Too funny ! And I thought I was the only one who needed subtitles ! For Dan, in particular.

I would love a spinoff show all about Thing.

That's what it was like with my dad. Just a little over a month.

I forget the actual wording, but they mentioned something about Lenny's pancreas, which makes me wonder if they are going the pancreatic cancer route. That's what my father passed from, so if they go that way, I wonder if they will do it justice. Once it is diagnosed, many times it's too late to fight it. So if Lenny dies quickly, that actually would be kind of accurate. But I agree, it will still be all about Sonny. I can't believe how he has been inserted into Lenny and Phyllis' life, privy to all their private matters. How did they ever survive without him ? When Lenny said he was going to balance the Tan-O's books and Mike said, you want me to do that for you, I chuckled. So, Sonny is a bookkeeper now ?

I know ! Can they just please get together already ? At least kiss !

Random observation. Laura's hair has been looking awesome the past few days.

Sure she makes cookies. She is so good at it she can do it wearing a sweater with long bell sleeves and not get any batter on them or have them catch fire when she reaches into the oven. 😄🍪 When I first saw that sweater I liked it. Now I really hate it. 😣

Right ?! I'm glad other people are mentioning this. It seemed like she just "appeared" for no reason. And Michael came in after that, so its not like she accompanied him or followed him into the room. I bet she's going to be nosy/suspicious about BL not actually giving birth and she'll mess everything up.

I know !! I really thought they were going to stop the episode dead in its tracks with a Millow sex scene because they are just so "hot" for each other. 🤮

I know. I guess I shouldn't have said "cabin". I meant the house in Beechers Corner. BLQ was there waiting for Maxie before Maxie called and said come pick me up in the woods. Why wasn't Bobbie in Beechers Corner with BLQ ?

Now that the baby switch is in motion, where is Bobbie ? Wasn't she supposed to fill in for Britt and help with the lie that Maxie's baby died ? Why wasn't she at the cabin with BLQ ?

If that's what's really going on BTS, how emasculating is that for WR ? Can he really not find another job somewhere else ? With so many streaming networks now, it seems like there's a new series/movie released every other day. It really is long past time to get rid of Peter. I actually kind of liked him in the beginning when he and Maxie were slowly becoming friends right after Nathan died, but he really is not good as a threatening villan or even a grey hat.

But they had such fun making a pizza together ! Michael said so. 🤮

Wasn't there a scene not too terribly long ago where they showed Peter's hand trembling ? Or am I imagining it ? Although I'm also kind of remembering a scene where he was tested and found out he didn't have it ? Back when things were still good between him and Maxie and she found out she was pregnant so they wanted to know if Peter possibly had it and could have passed it on to the baby ?

I think Nina spoke for us all today when she asked herself, "what are you doing Nina ?"

It's a CUTE backwater town ! If they were going to try to present Nixon Falls as this cute and wonderful place, they should have made the Tan-O a pub or cafe or diner instead of a dark bar that never has any customers. Then at least it would make more sense for Mike to be making sauce. But then I guess they would have to pay for extras to be customers at the place.

So the ground is being laid for practically everyone and their brother to be either involved in or aware of the upcoming BL-Maxie baby shenanigans. Olivia will be the key link since she is now aware of Maxie wanting to protect her baby from Peter. And it seems that BL will eventually spill the fake baby scam to Olivia just to get her off her back, or Olivia will figure it out on her own soon. Then Dante will probably get roped in as Olivia is pushing him towards Maxie. BL has already spilled to Tracy and Lord Larry. With Olivia involved, Ned and Robert (and then Anna) will soon know the secret. Maybe Michael will also know since he lives in the same house. Maybe Britt will ultimately confide the secret to Jason. Eventually everyone in town will know except for Peter and Valentin. The poor loser in the end will be Valentin because, as was stated previously, he is already attached to this baby and it will be taken away from him.

I know Nina is angry at Jax, but how she could be falling for "Mike" is ridiculous. MB looks horrible. And his personality is non-existent. No warmth, no charm. Whereas Jax and Elijah are good looking, charming men. Unless this is part of a grand plan of Nina's to screw over Carly, it's really inexplicable. Is she planning on returning to PC with "Mike" on her arm and announce that they're in love (or married !) just so she can see Carly's head explode ?

I know ! I winced when I heard that line and it just got worse from there. And they had only slept together once. No need to describe it further as "in the nursery". I guess it could have been worse. She could have said "in Wiley's nursery". 😣🤢🤮

Right !? And is Nina, the editor in chief, actually going to write the article ?

Yeah, legally she would be suing Michael, but it's really Carly she's fighting against. Maybe if Nina brings Sonny back sooner rather than later ? He has already expressed support for her. Nina can say she tried to tell Carly about Sonny earlier but she wouldn't listen. Just would be fun to see Sonny on Nina's side against Carly. Even if Carly does ultimately win in the end.

I think Nina should just keep dropping cryptic comments to Carly, like she did today, "you made your bed, now lie in it, alone !" Just to slowly drive Carly crazy. Of course it will come back to bite her in the end, but in the meantime she can torture Carly. An interesting twist might be that "Mike" and Nina grow closer and he wants to support her against the "bitter widow" that kept Nina from knowing about her daughter. Nina eventually brings Sonny back to Port Charles but he still hasn't regained his memory, so he testifies for Nina against Carly when she sues for visitation with Wiley.

Hey, they were excited to have new dialogue ! Thanks @Joimiaroxeu for posting it. Don't know why I couldn't post a link.

Just saw this online. Pretty funny. Wish Hope would get this angry at Liam on the actual show. CBS made actually hilarious soap opera March Madness parodies (msn.com)

Phyllis and Lenny always keep an extra iPhone and leather jacket on hand for all the strays that Phyllis brings home. I hope she makes a good salary nursing, because they are being shown as complete morons on running a bar. And what kind of a bar name is the "Tan-o" ? Does it mean something and I missed it ?