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DC Gal in VA
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52 minutes ago, Carrie said:
As a wedding officiant myself for the past 10 years, I can vouch for the inexpensive dignified ceremonies in the local town hall/ court house or in a backyard or living room. Cost? In Connecticut, state licensing and officiant fees would amount to about $150. With "extras" - like a professional photographer, flowers, new non-wedding dress, rented tux - maybe $500-$650. Anyway - definitely they could have gotten married for less than $1000.
ITA completely Carrie. One of the loveliest and thriftiest weddings I ever attended was held in the backyard of either one of the couple's relatives or friends; it's been awhile so can't exactly remember who hosted. Anyway, their backyard area was more like a glen and it was a beautiful Spring day. There was even a butterfly that hovered over the couple right on cue!
The food, as I recall, was homemade potluck. And yes, there was a very nice but modest cake. That's really all one needs if money it tight.
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42 minutes ago, AZChristian said:
We had two different flavors of cake at our daughter's wedding - selected at a cake tasting. Several people came up to us during the reception and said, "We've never tasted a wedding cake that was SO GOOD." If you want the rest of an event to be memorable, why not the cake?
Amen to that AZChristian, most definitely I would be tasting the cake and whatever food is going to be served! And, unlike what Twitney said at the
gorging"tasting" for her parents' party, I actually do like cake, LOL!Edited to add that having those multiple flavors of homemade cheesecakes sounds scrumptious ClareWalks. What a wonderful idea.
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When I saw Joe's initial episode I remembered going away with rather positive feelings about him. He did lose a considerable amount of weight and, although I am not a total fan of finding one's soul mate on the internet, I was genuinely happy that he had found love. I even admired how he said at his highest weight was that he refused to have anyone bathe him, unlike so many subjects on this show. I was also glad to see that he had a loving, supportive mother who he seemed to adore.
Until last night.
Both he and his girlfriend/fiance/wife Sarah seemed to live in the delusional land of entitlement. I totally get that many couples desire a dream wedding, but people in their thirties (or were they older), especially with a child to support, should entertain the concept of delayed gratification. Since, from what I've read here, their GoFundMe campaigns went bust, they had to have spent money on the wedding that could have been put to better use, like getting their own place to live. As many here have speculated, they probably hit up Sarah's mom for a huge chunk of the wedding expenses. Very interesting that she apparently did NOT want to appear on camera for this shit show.
When you live under someone else's roof on their dime, you need to be real humble and neither one of them seemed capable of that.
Of course the worst was Joe's treatment of his mother when she said she needed help getting to the wedding. Someone on the Live Chat said that Joe didn't seem able to pick up on social cues, that his mother was hoping for him to offer to help her make the trip. His nonchalant, "Well, I hope you can make it" was beyond creepy. My thinking is that he really did understand what she was implying and that this was some kind of weird, cruel passive-aggressive shit on his part. Maybe he disapproves of her boyfriend? No explanation about how she made it to the wedding, but the way he spoke to her indicated that he had nothing to do with it.
I don't have a Facebook account but I would love to be a fly on their Facebook Wall and read the reactions of those who got to see the "real" Joe.
And don't feel neglected Pauline 'cause I got a boatload of shit to say about you later.
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You guys are great! Nighty night, see you all on the regular topic thread.
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Oh Dillon, Dillon it's so easy, just accidentally trip and knock Mommy Dearest into the water! Really, you'll be glad you did.............
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20 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:
This strapless wedding dress trend must die. Titty back doesn't look good on anyone.
Okay, okay Brooklynista just became the latest drawer snatcher with that one! Between her, Mama Anchorabu, and so many others, I can't keep up so I'm just gonna throw a huge pile of gasoline soaked, gender appropriate garments in a pile and you all can grab whatever suits you. There's panties, bras, Speedos, Spanx, Jock straps, thongs, tampons and condoms.............
Aaaaaaannnnd with those last two, I'll see myself out!
Edited to add Threnners to the growing list!
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9 minutes ago, crazycatlady58 said:
I cook my green bean with chicken broth and sliced onions .
Me too!
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Geez Pauline ............... Me, me, me, me, me. What about how you've fucked up your son's life.
Worried about your teeth, naw you just wanted some pain meds Pauline!
BTW, where does all this money come from for brand new teeth and nice cars?
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7 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:
I wonder if she could get something similar to horseshoes. You know, semi permanently attached?
Aaaaaawwwwww snap, hoosiermom done snatched those gasoline soaked undies clean off Armchair Critic's ass with that remark! Sorry Armchair Critic..........
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Did Joe get his mom to the wedding or did he just tell her to stand by the interstate stick out her "layg" and thumb and hitchhike?
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What happened at the wedding rehearsal when Sarah burst into tears? Sorry, but I was too busy reading all of the hilarious posts here and posting also.
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2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:
I guess Joe will start a new Go Fund Me so they can move out. Nothing like getting married with no home or job. He's living in a fantasy land.
Well, the way he was acting about his mom, not understanding that she was asking him for help to get to the wedding (how did she get to the rehearsal dinner?) I was thinking about starting a Go Fuck You page for him!
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Will somebody give Pauline's shrink a clothes pin for her nose during their sessions? That cloud of bullshit must be overwhelming...........
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Wow, Joe looks like a little kid in his face from the weight loss.
Damn Joe, in one breath you say your mom is the reason you got this far, in the next it's like, oh well she needs help to get to my wedding, hope she can make it. WTF?
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2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:
My EX husband had feet that were thick, he needed wide and deep shoes and that may be Pauline's problem? Although with all her "ouchies" I assume she has a low pain tolerance.
Well she sure as shit is testing MY pain tolerance! I'd like to give that heifer an ouchie she'll never forget!
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1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:
Oops, Pauline is going to do it at her pace, her way and on her timetable. Kiss of death.
One can only hope..........
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Oh Pauline, you just be sooooooo pweshus, you can't wear shoes on your feet, you need a shopping cart to walk, Dr. Now doesn't understand how painful therapy is, and you're still dragging your poor son to an early grave. Way to go you miserable, fucking BITCH!!!
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You are so effin delusional
PennyPauline! You are not the only person on Planet Earth with huge feet!-
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2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:
LOL! I hope she uses whatever it is the lady uses in that commercial where she gets the odor out of her yoga pants. eek!
Okay Armchair Critic, you're in the running for the gasoline soaked drawers winner tonight with that one!
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1 minute ago, Oh My. said:
Those turquoise pants must be as strong as the rock of Gibraltar. They have been to the gates of hell and back and are still going strong. Damn.
Oh damn Oh My. you nailed it. Yes, the
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1 minute ago, Smoothcoat said:
You CAN get married without cake, Joe.
Oh no Smoothcoat, must have cake, especially chocolate, LOL!
Must not eat the entire cake though.........
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Tee hee, the wedding cake tasting! Anybody remember Twitney's "tasting" for her parents' party!?
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Now there's the Pauline I remember! Gained 19 pounds, baby talk and psychobabble!
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Oh Pauline, you are emotional baggage, just ask your son.........
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S05.E21: Where Are They Now? Joe W. and Pauline
in My 600-lb Life
Me fonfereksglen *** jumping up and down with snarky glee ***!
Too bad we can't have a Live Chat on that one, but we can still do our blow-by-blows in real time on this thread. The idea that those pop-ups could give us even more crazy shit to ponder about these two is making me positively drool!