Fig Newton

This past Sunday I ran in to Wendy, her kids and Eddie at the local grocery store. I am happy to report -she was NOT celebrating her birthday. 🤪 She was very low key other than a long coat with glitter and very large, fuzzy slipper shoes. No make-up (I hardly recognized her- it was Eddie I saw first) and very normal. Her kids are truly adorable, and Eddie is quite cute with a big smile. For anyone who wants to know, she was purchasing produce !!! She lives about 2 miles from me, we are nowhere even close to POTOMAC, a good hour to and hour and a half away (damn traffic). She is very dedicated, I certainly wouldn't shlep to Potomac to film, but that's just me. She drew no crowd, no reaction from others and I too, did not talk to her. Almost, I almost said "Hi, Wendy" and wanted to ask If there was any Happy Eddie to purchase.

Yo , Bravo ------------ I thought the show was called "Million Dollar Listing:LA". Why you gotta do the Vegas bullshit?

Honest question.......... Dr. Bill being on national TV, a reality show to boot....with his crazy ass wife (with a poor rhinoplasty) and multiple scenes where he shows his drunken behavior ---- how can this possibly be good for his practice? I mean, I get this is free (ish) advertisement. As a consumer of a plastic surgeon, I am not so sure that I would be comfortable calling up Dr. Bills office, scheduling an appointment, showing up on surgery day and just hoping and praying his evening before was not one filled with debauchery. And I like Bill. Obviously his practice is thriving ! In my opinion, a reputable surgeon displaying himself on reality TV would not be my first choice. But then again, things are different in Jersey !

The only thing I want this season is to see all of these women without hair extensions. They look just painfully awful. Dolores in particular needs to leave the extensions in the drawer. She is a beautiful woman who is aged and scraggly looking with super long, super fake, super ugly hair. And Theresa........well, no point in going there !

Running to the store to get Rice Krispies, Marshmallows and butter......... I never knew this was how I could get my ex back. Not that he's worth it, but I do love Rice Krispie treats. 🤣

Why do all these women insist on wearing dreadful hair extensions. Every single one of them looks outdated, older and like ride or die try-hards. Jen looks quite pretty in her talking head with the shorter hair. Good thing for her jail time look.

Oy. That's all I've got to say about this show. Oh, and Whitney disgusts me to my very core. Most of them do, but she is nails on a chalkboard.

Two things that I found quite disturbing......in addition to the show itself. 1.) Breanna is eerily similar in every way to her histrionic mother. She looks like her, has the same mannerisms, exact same expressions and when all else fails, she can sob !! 2.) During lunch with Jenelle and her sidepiece, there was a point in the conversation when she brought up something for discussion (big apologies, I don't recall the exact line or subject) and Kody had the audacity to push her remarks aside saying something akin to "I'm going to eat while the food is hot". Ewwwwwwwwww, he is such an ass. I always liked Jenelle for some reason, I guess because as a human (not a SW) she has a brain, intelligent (again, outside of her being a SW), and seems to have emotions. I definitely think she will be leaving this sorry ass family. She is pretty open about her feelings for Robin and her harem. I hope she moves to Utah with Christine and lives happily ever after.

Just thinking here.....but if Kody didn't want a divorce on his record, he should NEVER have gotten married, let alone 4 times. 🤮

Does anyone know if Wendy moved to Potomac? I heard Robin ask during the episode if Wendy was returning to Carroll County (MD). For some reason I thought she moved to Potomac. Either way, her house is about 1.2 miles from me and I never knew it. I am gonna be on the look out for her in public. How fun would it be to run in to her overdramatic and histrionic ass in public. I think only Karen actually lives in Potomac???

I think what gets me most excited about this show is the preview scenes from the next episode. Next weel - Robin is in the hospital. That part is sad, for sure. But......she clearly didn't pack her eyebrow enhancing kit because she doesn't have the Great Wall of China brows she usually does. 😜 She looks much better without those dark wooly worm caterpillars growing across her face that she willingly, voluntarily and knowingly stamps in to place !

Trust me when I say I "watch" this show with 1/2 an ear listening, if that. But, did I hear Kodasshole say for the upcoming episode that he is going to a friends wedding (or something similar) ?????? Going to a friends anything while you choose to NOT attend your daughters surgery or move to college seems a little ummmm, not nice. Are Covid protocols different for the favored little ones and only the "family members" are likely to transfer the virus to the younger tykes? But a friends wedding is assumed to not have invited Covid germs???

Ya know, it makes sense that Janelle bought an RV. A lot of sense. She is a fifth wheel in this family. She is only supplying a tangible metaphor for these idiots. I was all kinds of proud of Janelle, doing her own thing, planning for her eventual escape and future travel. She also knows none of the wives, or Kody wish to spend time in an RV. None of them care about CoyKodys Pass either. Planting an RV out there is basically ensuring her privacy from these goofballs. No, she doesn't NEED to buy a truck just to get the RV to the pass. She NEEDS to buy a truck so she can then propel herself forward at her own whim, when and where she wants. Surely she can have the RV delivered to CoyKodys Pass but then she has no escape route. I really enjoyed her excitement this episode and was happy to see she was doing something for herself regardless of Kody's reaction. Go, Janelle.....Go. Go far. Goooooooooooooo far !

I realized, I need Mary Crosby back. She was the only entertaining thing about this show.

I really, truly, honestly am trying to get on board with the Dubai ladies. But, it's hard. Really hard ! But, like some others, I have come around to Ayan and I find her totally entertaining and one thing she is not is....BASIC. I am sure acknowledging that will go a long way for her being my future friend. LOL. Typically I hate all the over the top shit, but she owns it and certainly plays up whatever "role" she is trying to convey. She does it very, very well.👏 100% agree with posters saying that Stansburys' daughter is quite coquettish when engaging with Sergio🐱. Showing off all that tummy and tightly constrained boobs to her Mum's new, young hubby can be dangerous territory. But whatever, do what you need to do. Brooks - go away. You annoy me in every way possible. And, one day (not now) I might know the difference between Nena, Lesa and Sara. But that day has not yet come.