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It's still going for me. Is it really done? Says it goes on til 9:16

10 minutes to end of show. David is KILLING ME. .

Which explains why Ashley kept guard of her purse so well.

Well, I would propose that we play a drinking game and take a shot everytime Ashley says UMMM, or David says My Wife, or Vanessa giggles and says You Know, but I think we'd all be schnackered by the first commercial break.

Everytime David says, "my wife", or "my marriage", I picture Inigo Montoya saying, "This word that you keep using -- I do not think it means what you think it means."

Tres probably couldn't handle her insecurities and I think the constant giggling was getting to him. Heck, it was getting to me and we only see her a minute or two a week. For what it's worth, I wasn't impressed with how she "took care" of him during the allergic reaction. All the reasons have been stated by others already.

David truly must be delusional or they said he'd get a bonus if he keeps up the "fighting for my marriage " nonsense. I wouldn't buy a ham sandwich from him.

Fair enough. I don't hate her, either, but I do despise her behavior. She could have made the best of her situation -- it could have gone any number of ways -- but she chose not to.I have to say, Cold Dirty Fish Bitch makes me giggle :)

When I said Ashfans I meant Ashfam, as in Ashley's family/camp. But I suppose there could be fans of Ashley, although I can't for the life of me think why anyone not linked to her would be a fan. Except that she's great at being both boring and horrible at the same time.

No love for David, here. Just positive that Ashley's a bitch.

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Methinks that there are some people on here are too entirely obsessed with David's arrest a decade ago. No one pressed charges. End of story. Mealsothinks there might be some Ashfans lurking in here.

One in eight, or something like that, I think. Or maybe that's breast cancer, idk.

I came in to ask the same thing :)

You go, girl!!!Don't worry, it would be next to impossible for a decent person to act like Ashley. I'm sure you don't have dead eyes and won't answer every question with ummm, or I don't know. Have a great time! You go, girl!!!Don't worry, it would be next to impossible for a decent person to act like Ashley. I'm sure you don't have dead eyes and won't answer every question with ummm, or I don't know. Have a great time!

OMG, that is EXACTLY it!

And Ashley's mustache.Sorry, just couldn't pass that one up :\

Vanessa giggles way too much.

Positively giddy as in done, finished, where do I sign, maybe I can get home before rush hour.

I just saw a promo on tv for the reveal, and Ashley looks positively giddy.

This just popped into my head and is just speculation, but another poster upthread got me thinking when they asked why the ex-but-now-reunited boyfriend hasn't defended Ashley on SM: What if Ashley and said Ex actually conspired to BOTH get on the show, have their wedding paid for, make some money and both get famous? And when only she was matched, they decided to go through with it for the money, etc., but she had to promise that there was no way in hell she would be intimate with her match ... .. ... hmmmmm, IDK.

Personally, I think they could fix the show but it would have to change drastically. Six weeks is a joke. One year, with unlimited counseling. Payoff is a strong and happy marriage or they pay for your divorce. Maybe only pay for lost wages, travel, that sort of thing. Maybe fewer couples, maybe just one. No social media so it doesn't become a pissing contest. More like a documentary, but then I like documentaries. Fame whores would melt away. As it is, it fits nicely into an hour slot and can be recycled ad nauseum so they can make bazillion of advertising dollars. My version would have to be on PBS, LOL! !!

The cupcake in the backpack. Seemed strangely thoughtful at the time, but now seems like she realized she looked bad by not calling and showing up late (because she was possibly with Dude, or family she secretly had dinner with), and remembered she had something in her backpack that she could use to try to redeem herself. Pffft. Ok, I'm way too into this. Not healthy. Ommmmmmmm...

Ashley isn't a bitch because she's not turned on by David, Ashley's a bitch because she's a bitch. Period.

Regarding Tres and Vanessa, I think for the most part they are trying in their own ways. There is just a disconnect somewhere and we only see minutes of their 6 weeks together so it's impossible to see what that may be. I can't get one scene out of my mind, though: When "My Girl" came to the party and sat next to Tres while Vanessa was apparently outside -- why on earth wouldn't Tres immediately find Vanessa to introduce them? Even if they wanted to catch up a little first, it just seems odd to me. So then he notices Vanessa coming in the door, GESTURES toward her and says, "that's my wife". Pardon me? So the friend gets up to say hello and he doesn't move a muscle. Where's the southern salesman charm I know he has that says you stand up in these situations? And of course it all fell apart from there: Vanessa was tongue-tied, friend was less than impressed and awkwardly sat back down, Tres is either oblivious or embarrassed, I can't tell. And then Vanessa got possessive.