Snark Byte

Sorry I'm so late to the party, but I had to contribute this: Why would somebody DO this to themselves??? How in the world is this better?

So annoying. Yeah- I'm covered in hives and bleeding rashes, swollen up like a parade float, but I'm going to keep taking the stuff! Duh. Reminds me of when I was 15, and had an allergic reaction to some medicine I took. My eyes were literally swollen shut, so I went back to the doctor to see if there was anything they could give me to reduce the swelling. Dr. Bozo sat there all smug in his bow tie and round glasses, with this pearl of wisdom rolling off his lips: "You're allergic to it. Stop taking it." I just sat there in stunned silence. No shit, Sherlock!

Every time this commercial comes on I shout, "I LOVE TO SHIT!" Shit! Who is working at the ad agencies these days?

My takeaway is "Eat shit"! WTF.

Trying to sound Italianah?

I read that it used to, but they changed the formula.

Reminds me of this pic of my baby!

So would I! Not only psycho-controlling, but violent. What did that donut do to her?

That marriage's days are numbered.

My husband's grandparents were from the depression era, and were seriously scarred by it. They were thrifty beyond the point of reason, despite the fact that his grandfather made a fortune in real estate in the 60's. Their Christmas gifts to each other were toothpaste, shampoo, shaving cream, etc., wrapped in newspaper.

I could not believe my ears at the new Target ad. It's aimed at pre-teens, possibly young teenagers, and the teen showcased says, "I flove sweaters!" Who on this planet doesn't know that's a contraction for "fucking love"? Totally inappropriate! I don't care if actual teens talk that way. It's vulgar, and running a commercial with it is just wrong.

On a road trip down to Florida I saw so many dead armadillos by the side of the road I renamed them "killadillos".

One year, just before Christmas, I looked out the window of my office, and there sat a new car with a giant bow on it, with my fiance standing next to it, grinning up at me and waving. I was STUNNED. The entire office was cheering! I was so elated...until he presented me with part 2 of the "present": the payment book. I couldn't even tell anybody.

Why I'm still using my Samsung SGH-I827 with a QUERTY keyboard from 2012, a dinosaur in phone years.

I was thinking the very same thing! It always annoys me when TV shows, movies, or commercials have some millennial's version of what they think we wore/looked like. Whoever set up this commercial got it exactly right. Refreshing!