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Snark Byte

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  1. Sorry I'm so late to the party, but I had to contribute this: Why would somebody DO this to themselves??? How in the world is this better?
  2. So annoying. Yeah- I'm covered in hives and bleeding rashes, swollen up like a parade float, but I'm going to keep taking the stuff! Duh. Reminds me of when I was 15, and had an allergic reaction to some medicine I took. My eyes were literally swollen shut, so I went back to the doctor to see if there was anything they could give me to reduce the swelling. Dr. Bozo sat there all smug in his bow tie and round glasses, with this pearl of wisdom rolling off his lips: "You're allergic to it. Stop taking it." I just sat there in stunned silence. No shit, Sherlock!
  3. Every time this commercial comes on I shout, "I LOVE TO SHIT!" Shit! Who is working at the ad agencies these days?
  4. I read that it used to, but they changed the formula.
  5. So would I! Not only psycho-controlling, but violent. What did that donut do to her?
  6. My husband's grandparents were from the depression era, and were seriously scarred by it. They were thrifty beyond the point of reason, despite the fact that his grandfather made a fortune in real estate in the 60's. Their Christmas gifts to each other were toothpaste, shampoo, shaving cream, etc., wrapped in newspaper.
  7. I could not believe my ears at the new Target ad. It's aimed at pre-teens, possibly young teenagers, and the teen showcased says, "I flove sweaters!" Who on this planet doesn't know that's a contraction for "fucking love"? Totally inappropriate! I don't care if actual teens talk that way. It's vulgar, and running a commercial with it is just wrong.
  8. On a road trip down to Florida I saw so many dead armadillos by the side of the road I renamed them "killadillos".
  9. One year, just before Christmas, I looked out the window of my office, and there sat a new car with a giant bow on it, with my fiance standing next to it, grinning up at me and waving. I was STUNNED. The entire office was cheering! I was so elated...until he presented me with part 2 of the "present": the payment book. I couldn't even tell anybody.
  10. Why I'm still using my Samsung SGH-I827 with a QUERTY keyboard from 2012, a dinosaur in phone years.
  11. I was thinking the very same thing! It always annoys me when TV shows, movies, or commercials have some millennial's version of what they think we wore/looked like. Whoever set up this commercial got it exactly right. Refreshing!
  12. Cricket, I am just devastated to hear your news. I truly know what you're going through; I lost my husband at the age of 52 to pancreatic cancer. A truly horrible thing to have to go through, but sadly, all too common these days. I wish you love, strength, and peace as you go through this.
  13. My new favorite commercial. I especially love the Pomeranian. I can't get enough of this! https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wT2M/petsmart-grooming-runway-song-by-meghan-trainor
  14. Agree 1,000! I HATE this commercial. The way the father practically CRAWLS up to his obnoxious spawn, his forehead sweating he's so nervous, obviously praying he will please this little god tyrant he's created? It's not even funny. This world is completely backwards.
  15. I just might have to get a guinea pig now!!!!
  16. I love this whole post, but I literally LOL'd at the guinea pigs squealing when the refrigerator door was opened. Hilarious and adorable!!!!!
  17. Prayers and best wishes to everyone, whether themselves or a loved one, going through these health issues. I completely know what you're going through. After my husband of 24 years left me for a college student from Cambodia (who was born the year after we were married), I met Mr. Byte. We were together for 10 years when what we believed was a bad gall bladder turned out to be pancreatic cancer. He fought valiantly for 9 months, but his battle didn't end victoriously. He was only 53. I'm not even going to get into all the health problems I've had over the years, but I tell everybody I'm hollow. No internal organs left. You just keep keeping on, and become grateful for each new day...
  18. Dog person here!!!! I have an American Eskimo Dog and a Pomeranian/Papillion mix. I never had skinkids, so these furkids are my babies. I adore them! My Eskie shown below.
  19. Welcome, tiftgirl! I hope you'll dive in on a regular basis. Your story brought tears to my eyes! So rare to hear of such above and beyond the call of duty compassion and caring these days. Gives me hope for this world!
  20. My Mickey became Micky Moodle, Moodle, or Moodie. My Kanuk became Nukki Noodle.
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