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  1. Did Scheana just say 'I've never been that girl who's like, I need to be married, I need to have kids. .'?????!!!! No, Scheana. I can't see the 'Scheana is an independent woman SL' emerging out of her move or faux casually suggesting a threesome with her date. Scheana is the least sexual out of a pretty asexual crew in this cast. Her bewildering move to Marina Del Ray is going to end up alienating her further from the action, too. 

    ROB ROB ROB! !! Not to mention SHAE and the shrine Scheana made of those unimportant wedding photos. 

    Scheana knows how desperate and thirsty she is but she can't figure her way around it. She's barely hanging onto this group, she's in danger of becoming a permanently tier 2 Pumper with DJ Muppet Baby, Raquel, Billie Lee and Adam. 

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  2. I'm feeling sorry for Nene. WAIT UP! Hold fire. .I feel sorry for a person so obviously damaged and delusional that she's going to end up unemployed and friendless. Do you think Marlo will continue to hang around when Nene's coins stop rolling?

    Nene is pissed that Porsha has been elevated and gets a spin off. She's pissed Porsha is sitting on the other side of Andy. In Nene's mind, there should be ONE couch and she's by Andy. I don't know if she's a narcissist OR my other theory, Gregg is. If Nene is the partner of a narcissist, we'd see him looking great and showing concern for her via reaching out to her female friends (Marlo and Cynthia ) and we'd see therapy not working between them. Couples therapy is good for everyone with the exception of couples where one is a narcissist. In the scenario I'm sketching, we've got Nene going NUTS at Marlo for showing up at her house. Narcissists love to triangulate, which means bringing a third party, usually the opposite sex, into the relationship with the intention of making their partner jealous or look crazy. Nene certainly looked irrational and furious at Marlo that day. They love to shine in public, but are gaslighting abusive nightmares behind closed doors. Nene keeps making those remarks about Gregg being a grouch etc. And the therapist is the one she's not comfortable with. Gregg could be controlling that too. Narcissists can't get enough attention and they cheat. Gregg IS a bit of a camera whore and Nene maintains he's been unfaithful. My absolute apologies to poor Gregg if none of this is true. 

    Otherwise, it's Nene who just can't abide not being the centre of attention and controlling the narrative at all times. Anytime the segments were not about her? Stank face. She can't possibly think she's omnipotent to the point that she determines who gets a peach on these shows? Vicki Gunvalson made that mistake and was put over the hurdles when the contract letters came out for the currently filming season of OC. Everyone got their's except Vicki. She's been picked up again but the OG of the OC's days may be numbered. Nene's attitude to Andy isn't going to be forgotten. He (and we) wanted to know about why Porsha's belt came off. He DID NOT appreciate her shutting him down screaming about her 'natural breakdown '. (Is that the breakdown you have at a No Wig party? ).

    Whatever is going on, Nene Leakes is her own worst enemy. She's alienated everyone on the cast. Porsha, whether any of us like it or not, is the new queen. Porsha DID acquit herself well this reunion but I remember the first few episodes this season waaaay back now, where we were getting WAY too much Porsha in hotel rooms using her new Boo's toothbrush etc. 

    It'll be interesting to see if Nene is on the cast next season. She'd refuse to be a 'friend of' so it'll be all or nothing. Kandi was apparently the one responsible for Marlo getting paid a stack without a peach, so Kandi has control of Marlo if the rubber hits the road. Nene may have no one willing to film with her anymore. 

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  3. Is Billie Lee the 'long term staff member '? Please please please. .

    Also, one of my daughter's friends has made the long trek from Australia to LA. Silly rabbit didn't realise he'd need bookings to get into any of the Vanderpump establishments. However, he sent me a message from Las Vegas saying that there's a TomTom bar at Caesars! My response was how TF don't i know this? Same day, there's a blind on Tamara Tattles site about an opening where the owner bemoans the lack of cameras but let's us know that certain people from one of her shows weren't there because they 'weren't invited ', although Camille and Joyce and the VPR crew were in attendance. 

    I bet she was counting on this opening being the finale perhaps for this season of VPR. RHOBH has wrapped already and it's likely that any footage filmed of the Vegas TomTom will only be seen as flashbacks NEXT season. The reality Gods have turned their face on LVP, by the looks. I hope i get photos from the Vegas TomTom to post here!

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  4. LuAnn needs to start drinking again. She's insufferable. Both rude and ignorant. Although to be fair, Sonja, Ramona and Tinsley cackling was just as bad during discussion of the notorious 'fish room'. Lu just about demanding a massage, then telling the hostess, Dorinda, how she should be assigning her own daughter's room? I'm amazed Dorinda didn't 'turn' right there and then. 

    Dorinda won't ever cop to anything. She won't apologize to Lu for any specific action. Dorinda apologizes via her actions : inviting and accommodating LuAnn despite her behavior, making it nice, looking out for Lu's comfort by choosing a beautiful restaurant that's 'European' feel she hopes will appeal to 'the Countess ', yoga in the morning. And all Lu can do is complain and school Dorinda on what she SHOULD have done. It's none of Lu's business how or why Dorinda assigns rooms and it's Dorinda's HOME so the whole 'you snooze, you lose' theory of Ramona's is also incredibly ignorant. 

    Lu, Sonja, Ramona AND Tinsley were utterly rude in their very vocal sneering about Dorinda's shark room. They're lucky to even be invited again IMO, especially Ramona (destroying fittings ) and Sonja (helping herself to nightwear given to Dorinda by her dead husband ). What a pack of harpies. 

    Further, watch Lu throw her good friend Barbara under the bus! Barbara went through Lu's intervention along with Bethenny. She defended Lu to Dorinda and was thrown out of Dorinda's apartment for doing so. And all the insufferable Countess can say is that Barbara is on her own with that and it really has nothing to do with LuAnn? That woman is far from rock bottom with that attitude. I'm wondering if she's got some damage or a personality disorder. 

    The entire dinner at that beautiful hotel was ruined by the shrieking and sneering and the Countess's elegant walk out while swearing to herself about the injustice of her accommodation. I doubt Lu could have afforded to stay in that hotel (well, maybe ) and if I was Dorinda, I'd have 'invited' the lot of them to do so. Shrews. Ignorant, ungrateful shrews. 

    Lastly, what's the point of Tinsley? I'm completely over Dale showing up in every scene like a wannabe Patricia Altschul ( Southern Charm). I pray she's dropped next season 

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  5. 17 minutes ago, AttackTurtle said:

    The editors must adore Ramona.  That comment about the Halloween decoration looking like Bethenny “crying” is pure gold (and I love Bethenny...but it kind of does look like her).  And I was right there with her and her reactions to that date.  

    I was watching with my daughter and said 'omg that looks like Bethenny! ' a nanosecond before Ramona said the same thing! 

    Bethenny's TH and her look for the 'gangster lunch' is very similar to Kyle's latest TH on RHoBH. Goth moments. It's flattering on Kyle, but Bethenny's protruding eyeballs are a problem. She's looking very run down and aging fast. I wish she could drop the nonsense with Jason Hoppy. That alone has got to be taking a toll. 

    LuAnn is just not feeling Dorinda. She's got a ways to fall yet, the Countess. There's no humble from the top of a high horse and humble has to happen in a recovery like hers. Dorinda is all kinds of wrong about a lot of things but I bet she was there for Lu, as she said. The Crazy has its claws in Dorinda. She's NEVER going to cop to anything, like her heckling, once she digs her heels in. Lu was downright haughty and rude to her at the dinner. 

    Tinsley and Dale can take a hike anytime. I personally wouldn't notice. Sonja is right about Tinsley : thetesthere's nothing sensual or sexy abouts her. She's Brittle Barbie with a mean mouth 

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  6. Porsha removed her belt to defend herself or threaten someone? I wonder if the camera guy is suing Nene, and maybe that's why Porsha kept her mouth shut. No Nene in this episode at all. I bet that was production's revenge, she's paid per episode, isn't she? And rumors are swirling about Nene's career taking a nose dive due to her impossible diva fuelled behavior. 

    Good Lord, Porsha is looking like Jabba the Hut in her white TH outfit! Her head seems to be perched at the apex of a mountain. I know she's pregnant, this is NOT a good 'sitting down ' look for her. 

    Shamari isn't adding anything of value. Cynthia not so much either, but at least we're seeing her man now. I found the whole dungeon thing ultra tacky. Especially Kandi sitting on Cynthia and asking her how wet she is. It's not risqué or ground breaking. It's just tacky YMMV. 

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  7. That was intense. 

    Where did Shamari's 2 friends disappear to during dinner? And reappear? ?? hours later to give her an outfit change and drag her to the car? 

    Nene was medicated. I think that's why she was filmed doing that slow dance in the middle of that empty area at the bottom of the stairwell. Production really hit her. Was she worried about what would show up for us Board Lovies to comment upon in her closet? Whatever it was, the mood swings were insane. Grief or no grief, she was acting medicated to me. She really genuinely broke down and i feel for her, but something is REALLY rotten in Leakes Land. 

    I don't understand where that Yovana (sp?) woman fits in. Obviously she was a peach contender at some stage during the season, she faded into the background after the big build up with Nene's dissolution and Shamari's puking. I'm with Eva. I'd have had my foot in Nene's kitchen sink if I got puked on. And I'd be lucky not to hurl right back over her too. 

    How LONG did all this go on for? Had to be 6 hours minimum right? Too long for guests IMO. 

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  8. I saw the post about Milania on a private group on Facebook. It wasn't from the mother of the other child, it was from a friend of that mother. Just to clarify. Obviously the veracity of posts like these is difficult to fact check. I haven't been back since to look at it. But none of it surprised me in the slightest. 

    Found the post, hard work on my phone given Andy's baby shower is blowing up the internet!

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  9. 2 hours ago, sATL said:

     

    If the mom didn't know "who Tre is" - then why is her 12/13 yr old sleeping over in the 1st place... just saying..

    The Mom only knew Teresa as the mother of one of her daughter's friends. No knowledge of her tv reputation. 

    I've vaped tobacco. Or, I've used an ecigarette and I think it's the same thing? Certainly with the ecigarettes they sell flavored 'ejuices' for them, but in Australia, it is illegal to sell ejuice with actual nicotine. It's all a bit behind the counter and hush hush, so I wondered if the plethora of ejuice flavored with kid friendly stuff like blueberry and grape was because people added their own cannabis oil or whatever. It didn't specify what Milania and friend were vaping, just that they were vaping. I'm kinda scared to ask my own kids. And yeah, my latest 'ecigarette ' is chargeable with a usb cable and I think it's actually a vaper. No longer cigarette shaped, looks more like a zippo lighter. 

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  10. I just saw some Teresa tea over on a Facebook group. One of the posters is friends with the mother of one of Milania's friends. Her daughter went to Teresa's for a sleepover. Late at night, the Mom got a text from her daughter saying Milania and the other girl invited as well were vaping and she didn't want to and could Mom pick her up. Mom arrived and Teresa said something along the lines of 'my daughter would never do that ' and the Mom, who has no clue or interest in 'who Teresa is', doesn't watch the shows etc went HAM on Teresa about what a terrible parent she is! Hoorah, i say. 

    Also saw that Teresa has told Andy that she and Juicy will go their separate ways if he's deported. 

    Those poor girls. 

    Does vaping mean pot or tobacco or what? 

    The poster also said Milania had been expelled from one private school already. 

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  11. I just saw some tea on a Facebook group about Teresa's parenting. Someone who has had interactions with her. Well, her friend did. I'll just check over on her thread and take it there ...

    Posted in Trials and Tribs of Juicy and Teresa.

    But basically, Teresa is turning a blind eye to some troubling behavior of Milania's and was read and schooled by a mother of one of Milania's classmates. Now THIS is a column Jackie could sink her teeth into! 

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  12. @hula-la I'm in northern nsw, but off grid with no aircon and menopausal. 20 years ago i was in ACT where there was a West African salon. @CrinkleCutCat has it worse than me, in the southern states at present, hopefully we'll all survive. I have not worn underwear for weeks, I'm rotating through cotton sarongs. Makeup ends up in my cleavage after 5 minutes. It's not fun to be female at the moment in Australia. 

    I have to say about Nene's conspicuous lateness, she is acting the hell out. And it's all about how miserable she is with Gregg. She doesn't appear to be an easy friend with this either. She made comments all episode about it, but mostly in a kind of esoteric sideways fashion, like with the Tanya fight. That whole thing can be summarized like this :

    Tanya : why are you attacking my relationship, I thought you were supportive!

    Nene : It's not about you, I'm talking about MY marriage and if you were my FRIEND, you'd know. 

    Maybe Nene resents having to continue working while Gregg is so sick. The obvious choice would be to stop for everyone's sake. But she seems to have done the opposite and is lashing out like a wounded animal. 

    I also understand Kandi at the restaurant. Kandi loves food but this is one of those times where she's exhausted and hangry and probably in need of carbs. I think production probably hustled them straight into that restaurant to film, no time for a room service burger. 

    Oh please btw! ! Forget about the health issues around the rawness and be thinking about the proximity to the Fukushima reactor with all that seafood. Though that's spreading right through the Pacific. 

    I REALLY hope Porsha isn't wearing a waist trainer. Or if she does, she gives it a break very soon. Do we know how far along she is at this point? As in real time? Given we all knew she was pregnant before the season started, I'm thinking she'd be due mid yearish?

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  13. Jennifer and The Count hate each other. There's that whole passive aggressive thing going on with them that we saw with the Deubers on Dallas 2 seasons ago. Where their kid was misbehaving at an adult dinner party but neither of them did anything but exchange hateful glares with one another. The Count deliberately undermines himself to get Jennifer and the spawn out of his office. As soon as he said 'I'll get you a present if you go', that brat would have started hauling on her mother's arm to leave. And then the phone call from Cabo. Not facetime, mind, so we don't know who, if anyone, Dr Creepy has in his car. Neither of them appear to be 'good parents' to me. I wonder if Jennifer is going to give us a whole Shannon Beador arc? The 'he was treating me so badly when we started filming and I thought if he SAW himself, he'd change ' deal. We know how that ended (well probably good for Shannon actually ). 

    Danielle's got nothing. Amazing how Dolores' idiotic sense of loyalty allows her to accept Teresa shacking up with Danielle and therefore excluding her from any scenes Teresa films (with Danielle in attendance, and you know Danielle will be clinging to that moneymaker).

    Also Teresa suddenly weighing in to Frank about holding Dolores back as an empty nester? We ALL know Teresa is incapable of empathy. This and her comment about feeling 'independent for the first time and liking it' really makes me feel there's something to the rumors that she's got something going with her lawyer or some other man that's not Juicy. 

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  14. I agree @biakbiak. Laura caught Adrian's creepiness early on. Why not talk to Adrian then OR Kate OR Cpt Lee instead of just everyone watching international tv. This whole yacht thing doesn't seem to have worked out for Chef Unicorn. He seemed really excited at the beginning (or should I say 'open. To new experiences ') and now he's calling his mother and telling us he's more open to the experience of private chefing in New York than this whole yachting caper. 

    If he was smart, he'd stick out another season. He IS a phenomenal chef. The exposure he's getting on BD is probably priceless to others in his position. Especially if they are hoping to open their own restaurants. Wouldn't y'all expect that Adrian would be looking at a STACK of offers now that the season is closing? We've all agreed he's the best chef to appear on both BD franchises. I hope he does do well. And on the way to doing well becomes a more respectful if not less creepy person. 

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  15. Tyler aka 'Throttle' is a huge douche. It made no sense to make a big deal of taking Rhylee on a date, his idea because their 'parts fit really well together' to tell her over and again in so many different ways, that he's not that into her. And then to act clueless? That was either fuckery or production insisting they go on a date. 

    I don't understand why we are seeing Ross on the phone to his kid and Babymomma with yet another explanation from Ross about the background. I got it the first time and it wasn't compelling then. 

    There's something really not right with Adrian. The passive aggressive seaslugs next episode is very weird. Unless it's aimed at the dreadful primary. Maybe her husband refused to take her and these poor rent a friends she's brought along are feeling her wrath. WHAT a jerk. I thought it was going to be Chelsea that wouldn't move from the aft deck. She doesn't look like she's going to tip well. 

    It didn't put the lotion on its feet and now IT GETS THE HOSE!!! Living for this. 

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  16. Oh Scheana. Why does it not surprise me that you've been faking orgasms for the last decade? The way she told Lala this, that sex felt. .good..but she only had her first orgasm last year still left her looking like she could be talked out of it (like most of Scheana's interactions actually ). It wouldn't surprise me at all if Scheana hadn't experienced an orgasm at all. These girls are really sexless. They dress, talk and act the part but seem very removed from sensuality. I'm glad the topic comes up via Arianna next week. I mean, I get it, I cannot imagine Schwartz having much of a clue, Jax would go at whatever like a jackhammer and with visions of his own face in mind and Sandoval is probably out of luck and out of his depth with Arianna. Tho I'd bet Sandoval would commit to getting educated. These girls are all about 'girl power ' and 'pussy power ' - I'd like to see them sitting in a circle with mirrors, getting acquainted with their own anatomy and needs. We kind of leap from this generation to the Housewives and somewhere during this transition girls become women who talk about sex with their partners like old hands. It would truly be a boon for the 'pussy power' kids if these  girls could find a way to open up about getting acquainted with intimacy and learning to be a lover. Someone upthread said Hollywood is one of the most conformist places to live (with respect to Stassi's OOTD where you are supposed to show your individuality ). Scheana is the poster child for conformity in this group and the terror of being different outside of certain sanctioned limits. Faking orgasms in acting class and buying penis themed paraphernalia for bachelorette parties is the limit for sexual conformity. Faking orgasms for a decade is the price you pay to live in this world. It's just sad. 

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