The kids have to do a family tree assignment at school. Instead of working on it, Albert and his tertiary friend go fishing, where TF tells Albert he's lucky he doesn't have to do one because he's a bastard, Albert takes exception to TF's choice of words, and they are wrestling in the creek when TF's dad comes to yell at him because he was supposed to be home working in the field, pulling stumps (TRUE!). Then there's a bunch of crap about Albert getting adopted and nobody cares.