As much as I usually despise corporate bs, the shallow part of me LOVES that rule. I cannot stand 99% of all the beards and facial hair nastiness that's de rigueur with today's kids. They're the cutest, most beautiful they'll ever be, total eye candy, and they're sporting these hideous thickets that look as though thousands of species are growing in there. Plus food. Weeks' worth of food. Yuck.