Drogo

If no one makes a GIF of Stephen eating popcorn out of his shirt, this whole season will have been for nothing.

So did I, but once you hear the words "Best Western" while looking at it, you can't un-see it. Once the third castaway went in to vote, I was looking for a continental breakfast. And as evidence that I live with clever women of varying generations, my wife had a little crush on short-haired Micronesia Ozzy, so I called her over to show her that he was playing. Her response:

TMZ is reporting that Tyra Banks has been hired to host AGT.

Khaleesi has returned to Survivor this season after taking off for Gen-X/Millennials AKA "The Season That Thought It Was Too Good For Any Nice Old People." Scramble to get supplies off the boat... Ah, yes, let's hurry up and take these melons that will be rotten in 2 days, and let the other tribe grab the crate of egg-producing chickens and giant underwater pod of gear. Sara claims to be able to read people and have great social skills: Really, because I remember you getting blindsided and being real sore about it. Discussing Cirie and Ozzy's FvF issues: It's like the only words Tai knows are "You guys have history." He's not even listening to Ozzy. Tony leaves to "get water" and immediately starts running and digging frantically: Tony's the Captain of Operation Hear Me Coming A Mile Away. Michaela is upset at being the Ciera lone-vote: Michaela, listen. to. the. words. that. are. coming. out. of. their. mouths. Voting booth looks a little different this season: Where's the hut?! That thing looks like a Best Western. Debbie's distrust of Cirie: Debbie's 28th job was BS Detector.

And the Nikon DSLR that was on her passenger's seat. Gut shot. Unless there's an ambulance hanging out under that pier, he's a goner.

Tom Cotter. He's a little dry for the hosting role, though. While I enjoyed Nick's "Let's do this!" re-performing with the bad auditions, I always felt the host of this show should be a comforting presence* pre- and post- performance, and Nick's a little manic for that. *That said, I would love to see Tom Bergeron on this but I'm sure ABC's got him in something airtight.

'Seven Year Switch' Husband Slams Portrayal on 'F--king Stupid' Show: 'Edited Bulls--t'

For fuck's sake. That sucks.

If you're on a mission to hunt down your ex with two of her other exes...you better have a code.

Good ideas pop up as a cheesecake battle challenges bakers and fakers to augment their desserts with the surprise ingredient of popcorn. Then, host Buddy Valastro and judges Alex Guarnaschelli and Daphne Oz must find a winner when marshmallows create sticky situations for the remaining bakers.

Geoffrey Rush Will Play Albert Einstein for Nat Geo's First Scripted Drama

If you are a man and your wife says (to your face) that her temporary spouse "was different than you because he's a man"... she hates you and will never stop hating you. That said, James has to be the most boring person I've ever seen; I've never met someone so dull in my life. I can't imagine what drew these two together.

Franco is subjected to a stop-and-frisk for no reason, Randy invites her fellow cops to a community outreach meeting to discuss profiling. Also, Arthur must consider his own unconscious bias when a piece of his sports memorabilia goes missing.

Victor and Gabby are trash. No shock there. Countermeasures, Joe? You don't even like Renee.

Included: a 4-year-old girl who cut her own hair, becoming a viral sensation in the process; a dance duo; a young female drummer from Brazil; a blind singer; an animal caller; and acrobatic roller skaters from China.

Playing Davis subtle is a mistake I think, but maybe we're just getting started. Tucci's always at his absolute best playing Unlikeable.

The Team comes face-to-face with Michael and the jihadist soldiers.

In the Season 1 finale, Lance Bass and his mom Diane face Andrew Dice Clay and his wife Valerie. They prepare four-course meals for a panel of six chefs and all of the former contestants.

So someone was interested in Jaylan (Carolina) but the show chose not to show it.

That was good television. Goooood television. I could listen to Michael and Rip sit in a room talking with their chains for a few hours, and that water mission was a great intro to Fishbait, who the show often leaves toward the background. Of course Harvard speaks French. Anything he can't do? Bear's marriage and their potential parenthood shutting down, his growth as the leader of his Team, his peace with Culder and "All I know is death" sure make me fear for his safety next week. Akmal with the shocking closer... he must really hate Muttaqi.

I believe they call that "contouring." Joey was interested in both Kathryn and Cas, but with Cas being eliminated as Jaylan's match in that Wasted Match Ceremony he's directed all his attention to her. Also, Kathryn seems like someone who's distracted easily. Something shiny! I could see her working it out with Michael because she's a good listener and he doesn't shut the fuck up.

It's not a reboot or a prequel.

Ezra, Richard and Jules close in on Maddie, and enjoy their con-artist lifestyle in the process. Meanwhile, Lenny Cohen (Uma Thurman) cleans up Sally's mess, and the Doctor gives Maddie a new assignment.

Bryan and the team's search for a suspected terrorist who has been taken leads them to a deeper plot within their own government; Christina gets troubling news; Asha is concerned about Bryan's fixation with Mejia.