Carmen MacCodykins

Ugh. I forgot about Kelly's stupid amnesia. From here on out it really is the writers trying to one-up each other on who can write more boring plots. I'm envisioning a dungeon-y chamber (like in the movie 9 to 5) where all the show writers are chained to their computers, and these terrible storylines are their cries for help. "If our writing is bad enough, maybe they'll cancel the show, and we can finally be freed!"

Since Season 7 sucks <cue Felix> I'm going back and listening to some previous seasons. I didn't realize how many gross and/or weird euphemisms we came across. Because we're all masochists (otherwise why didn't we leave when Brenda did?) I thought we might want to collect them! 1) of course, "Working Shadowcaster" (season 3, episode 14) 2) "Greasing the linotype machine" (season 2, episode 19) 3) "Gave me my first burrito" (season 2, episode 19) 4) "Going dune-buggying with Dylan" (season 2, episode 12)

CORRECTION: Tracy and Donna are *competing* for ugliest cry. But Donna will have to settle for a silver medal.

One always should.

What is with all the horses on this show? Cousin Bobby, Borg Queen, now Tracy?

I'm thinking that this should ALWAYS be the Dave Word. (what was it supposed to be? specificity?) No need to look for others!! I was crying from laughing so hard! #sorrynotsorryDave

Tom kind of has a Michael Mancini thing going on.

Would anyone else rather watch a show about their two characters than the actual gang? Just me? Team Samarnold!!

Hey, remember never having to hear Ray Pruit sing because they didn't pay for music rights? [whimpers and cries softly]

she TOOK THE JOB??!!

Agreed that the Miz is pretty bad- but he's still way more preferable to listen to than the cardboard cutout known as TJ. Watching these specials just reminds me how much better the show used to be with the old regulars. I wish they would make those older seasons available for streaming. How great would it be to go back and watch Inferno or Battle of the Sexes??

When I was rewatching this episode in preparation for the podcast, I actually spotted Rex myself! It was like seeing Bigfoot or Nessie!! And the one I saw wasn't the scene above, it was during the party. Rex's drunk frat brother, Kegx?

I'm trying to understand the logistics of Susan's post-rescue outfit. So, is the skirt slit all the way up to pretty much her crotch? How else would the whole leg brace be completely visible? Why do I care?

What is wrong with me?? How did I never realize that Danny 5 is Cousin Bobby?!?!?

"The little Chancellor"? EWWWWWWWWWWW!

@DylanFanboy you're not alone! What can I say? I guess I have a thing for stick insects!

Seriously, wtf is Jennie/Kelly doing to her eyebrows? I've never been a fan of the fully-plucked-drawn-in-pencil style, but I get that it's a thing for some people...except hers are done so poorly. They're like a whole inch above her actual brow bone! Dear make-up artists: Jennie doesn't need your help, she makes bitchface just fine on her own.

I can't believe Claudia didn't get MVP!!

I know what you mean- it's the Archie comics nose.

UGH, Kelly and the hands on her hips!! It comes off as so judgmental- it doesn't help that it's usually paired with bitchface and/or cat butt mouth. I really can't stand it, and there is SOOOOO much more of it to come. Somehow this became, like, Kelly's signature move? Bad choice, Jennie Garth.

Wow, the collection of bitchfaces is awesome! Well done, ladies!! :-D

Alta Vista. Ha!

The whole Ahhhndrea/Floofy thing- they cut a scene while they're drinking coffee with Jesse and Adrienne where Nana actually has the fantasy about being Fred and Ginger and they dance together. Does anyone else remember that?

Aww, Peter is totally watching Rex in that screenshot!! Hilarious! (Sorry Nana, Rex is way more interesting than you)

I took Jesse's comments about Andrea being intolerant of other people's opinions to refer to her attitude towards Brandon specifically. In which case, I was actually on Jesse's side. She refused to listen to Brandon (I know it's hard when that bray comes at you, but girl has put up with that shit for 4+ years by now so she's gotta be used to it) and immediately attacked and accused him instead. Gee, thanks "friend"?? And I'm extra annoyed with her for making Brandon RIGHT about the politics stuff (who showed up at whose house...). DON'T MAKE BRANDON BE RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING!!