Mistletoe

I seek comfort in Leonardo Dicaprio's priceless reaction to Gaga floating past him en route to accept her joke of an award. The room was just was wooden as her performance. Hollywood does not embrace you Gaga. Go away!

Gaga couldn't even scream in agony convincingly after having been mowed down by Iris and LT. I bet she wins the GG on Sunday...stunt casting, stunt nom, stunt win. Speaking of LT... Why wasn't O'Hare nominated? He is simply divine! To him I say...YAAASSS Queen!

I definitely don't get the radio silence, which leads me to believe that something is up (think Jon Snow/GOT...aka WORST KEPT SECRET EVER). However, after setting aside my emotional attachment to Peter Quinn, there are a few variables to consider. The reality is that the show wrapped filming for season 5 well before it was renewed. This being said, them setting the stage for the Sunday's episode to serve as a series finale (if need be), along with leaving a few loose ends IF it should be picked up for next year is totally feasible. I'm sure Rupert didn't want to throw all his eggs in one basket, so if it turns out that he lands in another role...movie, tv show, etc... I won't be shocked. Dude's gotta pay the bills. Dar Adal summed it up..."I'm not sure when we will be seeing each other again". I don't think the writers have a damn clue as to what lies ahead and they probably won't be hashing it out until they meet after the new year to get cracking on season 6. Hence, the "ambiguous" ending, Quinn's apparent death, light from the heavens, yadda, yadda... So, I suppose the radio silence does make a little more sense until they get their sh*t sorted out. Regardless, I still feel like Gansa blue balled us and yes, I'm very bitter that Quinn didn't get some Astrid/Carrie loving before he crawled into bed for nap time. Just sayin...

I can't help but feel cheated. Rupert Friend deserved a better send-off. Did they really just end Quinn after having endured an absurd number of afflictions when they could have ended him weeks ago, going down in a blaze of glory (or a dumpster)? Thanks for giving him three weeks to nap it off (as angelic and pretty as he was in his slumber), because that's really why I tuned in to Homeland...to watch Quinn nap it off, only to be offed. (Said no one, ever.) Rupert must have ticked someone off because I just cannot accept the writers brainstormed this shite of an arc for Quinn. It was painful to watch. Why the build up to a CQ union that will never be? Ambiguous? More like blue balled...Gansa blue balled us and it aches. Stray observation...Otto is a creeper and if they even go there...ah who cares, I'm already out. Quinn dies, we riot.

Did they just Jon Snow Quinn? What the hell did I just watch? What the fucking fuck? I need to process this before commenting further...

Ryan Murphy and Gaga s'd the right d's...that's how. No noms for O'Hare or Peters? I call bs! The Globes are a joke. Is it wishful thinking for me to hope for Gervais to dis Gaga in his monologue? *fingers crossed*

Astrid and Carrie teaming up gave me all the feels. Quinn better effing survive and Astrid and Carrie better double team the eff out of him. #Quinning

I would have punted Sam and his bowl cut into the oncoming zombie herd so freaking fast. Stupid kid. Stupid freaking hair. That was anticlimactic. F U Gimple for forcing a lame cliffhanger on us. The only good scene was Carl owning Ron/Porch Dick Jr./Stoop Dick.

Why did 1920's/movie extra Gaga have a valley girl accent? My first thought was... Where is Jimmy Fallon in drag? OMG I love Ew! Gaga...ew.

Man up Allison and Saul for eff's sake buy a clue. Saul and Dar cannot both be this oblivious can they? *fingers crossed for the long con* My first thought was Allison. She wanted Dar to offer Saul's head up on a platter to the Germans in lieu of hers, post data breach. Dar didnt hesitate to clue Saul in. I'm thinking Dar knows/suspects more than he is letting on and again...*fingers crossed for the long con*. Also, I REALLY hope that Carrie/Quinn/Saul reunite by season's end, because right now it feels like two different shows.

This will be the first time since seasons 2/Herschel's farm that I have no desire to re-watch episodes. I'm bored. Where's Glenn? How did TWD become 24? Will Jack Bauer appear, save Glenn and make everything right in the zombie apocalypse? Where's Glenn? They've seriously spent six episodes on events that occurred within like a day. Where the eff is Glenn?

If C.C. Deville and Angus Young had a love child, it would be Holden. Someone puhleeeaaase comb that little jerk's hair.

In the end SNL wins...their ratings spike, regardless of a subpar performance by a buffoon like Trump. It's like a car wreck, you can't help but watch. I did not, but apparently the rest of America did. Boo! I REALLY want to see someone like Thomas Middleditch, Ben Schwartz, or Aziz Ansari host SNL. Now those dudes are freaking funny...like inherently, effortlessly funny and completely ridiculous, to boot. They will kill on SNL if ever given the opportunity. I'm about to start a damn petition. I'm over the Trumps and Cyruses of the world. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! STICK TO YOUR DAY JOBS (whatever they may be).

Thumbs up. JDM is a hot dude and can certainly play the charming menace. I'm stoked for his arrival onscreen.

Noah is a douche. Why is Alison so irresistible? Kudos to Helen for finally telling her wretched mother off. Where the eff is Cole?