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  1. magemaud
    Hey! That was my favorite scent in college in the days before perfumes give me a sick headache! My boyfriend at the time gave me a bottle for my birthday. He told me he felt funny asking the black salesgirl behind the counter at Macy’s if she had White Shoulders.
  2. magemaud
    With an undertone of mothballs.
  3. magemaud
    Here ya go! https://www.90dayfiance-news-and-memes.com/2024/01/darcey-and-georgi-split-only-two-months.html
  4. magemaud
    She lives in Spain Will Gino wear a top hat to the wedding?
  5. magemaud
    Claire’s skin looks like a catcher’s mitt
  6. magemaud
    Why does anybody wear a black bra under a white shirt?
  7. magemaud
    Sophie is bi-bi
  8. magemaud
    Nikki had vocal surgery and voice therapy many years ago. I think it’s as good as it’s going to get
  9. magemaud
    And a shower with the curtain closed and a sink on the side. That’s REALLY “en suite”
  10. magemaud
    Igor and his friends in the white shirts look like the wait staff. No excuse for “a little pitchy” dawg
  11. magemaud
    It’s SHOWTIME!
  12. magemaud
    “Come on, Manuel, let’s go make some guacamole…”
  13. magemaud
    House of 11 sale rack
  14. magemaud
    “Wedding gowns and strippers” must be tonight’s theme correction “streepers”
  15. magemaud
    🎶I’ve just got to be honest…🎶 your singing sucks
  16. magemaud
    Nikki’s breast tattoo looks like some kind of infection
  17. magemaud
    how about four funerals and a wedding?
  18. magemaud
    Shhhh, there’s a surprise alpaca back there.
  19. magemaud
    His family thinks he’s in the US for work. How could he explain the wedding party?
  20. magemaud
    Stealing one. That’s a big thing around here. She’d probably be fine with a Catholic converter
  21. magemaud
    Maybe there’s some kind of Islam conversion kit like my MIL gave my daughters for their First Holy Communions, a little missalette and rosary in a satin purse
  22. magemaud
    I’m on the edge of my seat! Will Sam’s mother come to the conversion ceremony? Stay tuned!
  23. magemaud
    Any guesses what’s in Sam’s pockets?
  24. magemaud
    That Bitch
  25. magemaud
    Actually there were always together, even when Darcey was pretending to be dating those other guys.
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