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magemaud

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  1. Re-watching this episode and I had to laugh when Cougar Stephanie says to Ryan, “How many women have you slept with in the ten months we’ve been apart?” You can see the wheels turning in his head when he hesitates and then answers, “None.” He’s thinking he’s getting off on a technicality because there was no SLEEPING involved! 

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  2. 5 hours ago, Lily247 said:
    23 hours ago, christmaslights said:

    Julia came from Ukraine to live on a sad farm with a pest control guy and his weird parents. She has to sleep in a storage room and pick up pig poop. 

    how bad is Ukraine?

     

     

    In Ukraine, you can expect to live with your parents in addition to your husband and children for your whole life in a 2 room apartment in an old building.

    I think Julia is from Russia, but the scenario is probably similar  

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  3. 13 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

     

    13 hours ago, Floatingbison said:

    This is like Christmas comes early!  She's gonna fly.  Have any of the other people on the show ever flown to Houston?

    Lots have flown to Houston.   Remember Janine and her two attempts to fly from Seattle? (I think Seattle), and she had to get off the plane in Dallas.    There have been a lot of others two, and they always whine about having to get two seats.  

    And the one from Oregon (?) with the striped tops?     The flying to Houston has led to some epic airport scenes, and rental cars sometimes. 

     

    Wasn’t there one who walked barefoot through the airport? And they hold everyone up as they are filmed pre-boarding an empty plane. And they invariably complain about people staring at them. Well, a morbidly obese person waddling through the airport, or zooming by in a golf cart, followed by a camera crew would sure get my attention.  

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  4. 17 hours ago, AZChristian said:

    I don't think Julia wants to do NOTHING to help out.  Maybe she would be more willing to do things in the house.

    If I was Julia, I'd get up early, do my farm chores, get cleaned up and crawl back in bed for the rest of the day. 

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  5. On 2/1/2021 at 4:08 PM, Back Atcha said:

    Look up "BDSM Swingers."

    Actually I could imagine Brandon’s stern, uncompromising mother in her “Mistress Elizabeth” persona. And Ron dressed as a prison corrections officer for some play acting with naughty inmates 

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  6. A bit off topic, but you reminded me. I was in the dermatologist’s waiting room today and there was a father filling out his precocious 7 year old daughter’s “new patient” paperwork. When they got to the “allergy” section the daughter reminded her father, “Don’t forget that I’m allergic to candy corn!” 

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  7. 19 minutes ago, Scout Finch said:

    I wondered about that for a sec and then remembered she had driven there instead of flying.

    From Oklahoma by herself? Got to give her credit. I thought she maybe had driven a rental car from the airport when she talked about making “the trip”. Didn’t she live in this house before Mike bought it from her? 

  8. 3 hours ago, OFDgal said:

    And they live on a tree farm!  Guess she doesn't like those trees enough to hug them.  

    Evergreens are kind of hard to hug, but I think they smell better than the one she picked to make out with 

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  9. On 2/1/2021 at 3:28 PM, Sir RaiderDuck OMS said:

    The American bridal industry has done a wonderful job convincing multiple generations of people including Betty that a small, affordable wedding is an abomination that disgraces everyone involved.

    Add to that notion all the stupid TLC wedding gown shows where every bride wants to look like a “sexy princess.” 

    And it’s required that we get a dress shopping scene for EVERY 90 Day bride! 

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