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He has the weirdest patchy bald pattern I’ve ever seen
I’ll bet this is the first time anyone ever said “see ya’ll at the endoscopy!”
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Michael and Kim process regally out of Dr. Now’s office, side by side, holding hands, heads held high, like Henry the VIII and one of his wives.
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2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:
Love Rakuten. We booked a a cruise through a travel agent that is listed on their site and got back $300
I just got my “Big Fat Check” today, 29 cents! I’m losing my shopping online touch
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I love the patterned hospital gowns they use that look like kitchen curtains
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28 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:
I mean, when do we get to see him sober?
Apparently Jovi can’t drink on the job so he must remain sober for a month at a time. We only see “off duty Jovi” who must start drinking on the flight home to NoLa and continues to do so throughout his time off.
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2 hours ago, Kath94 said:
I got Dear Abby's "What Every Young Girl Needs to Know" or something like that, along with informational pamphlets from Modess & Kotex, I think.
In the early 60’s, our pamphlet was called “Growing Up and Liking It”, as if we had no choice
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8 hours ago, Mr. Miner said:10 hours ago, Stuckathome said:
That's because he was fucking cheap! and resembled a wad of phlegm.
The Mucinex guy!
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9 hours ago, Gobi said:
I thought the Jenga game was symbolic of Brandon’s and Julia’s relationship.
I thought it was symbolic of their birth control practice
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13 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:
I am guessing Brandon didn't pick up the pg test the day they were out driving cuz he needed to get some spending money from his mom first
“Mommy, can I please get an advance on my allowance to buy a pregnancy test for my girlfriend?”
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1 hour ago, mamadrama said:
I think it's been a real awakening for him to learn that we do NOT think he's cute and adorable and that we think they're all fucking idiots.
And idiots fucking.
Brandon looks like one of those squeaky clean teenagers whose mother has to drive him to his Summer job at a theme park
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3 hours ago, alotmorestupider said:
Stephanie rolling around the bed howling was...something else.
And spanking her phone! What was it she was angrily whacking at on the ground in next week’s preview?
Edited to add: does Stephanie think using profanity makes her seem young and cool?
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1 hour ago, mamadrama said:
In the meantime, Dean's wife looks like someone wearing an Aseulu mask.
She’s rather...unfortunate looking, but she speaks English well and seems to have much more of a personality than flat line Hazel
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5 minutes to get to page 1000
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4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:
Find them some sponges
Elaine bought up the last ones
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2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:
Today’s show is brought to you by the words condom and pregnancy test.
And Phexxi!
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Brandon, Stephanie has a whole drawer full of condoms I’m sure she’d give you if you’re grateful enough
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13 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:
This is just sad. She needs to go home.
Which foreign fiancée are you referring to?
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18 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:
Here comes Betty with her 1960’s hairdo.
Even my husband commented on that!
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8 minutes ago, MyVelouria said:
Rebecca has to be called "Gigi" and nothing that makes her sound too much like a grandmother. 😏
My friend just adopted an adorable rescue pup that came with the name GiGi. She planned to change the dog’s name anyway but it became imperative when a Chinese friend told her that’s what Chinese women call their vagina.
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6 minutes ago, LucyEth said:8 minutes ago, greekmom said:
I was thinking the Skipper
Wonder what happened to her
Is she still stranded in Ecuador?
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7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:9 minutes ago, brillia79 said:
Stephanie needs a good, solid... friend.
A big, solid, throbbing, pulsating friend.
Purple, of course
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6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:
Its times like these that I really miss Sgt. Baker.
And Princess Toast!
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S09.E10: Michael's Story
in My 600-lb Life
· Edited by magemaud
Are those the usual chairs in Dr. Now’s waiting room? They look like they came out of a Medieval banquet hall.
I missed it, is there something wrong with one of Michael’s sons? He doesn’t appear on camera very much and at park scene at the end, he just kind of disappeared. I worried that he’d fallen in the lake.
edited to add: this guy yammers on and on like Kody Brown