magemaud
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6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:
Maybe Shannon will shatter a toilet. I live in hope.
Tongue twister: “Shannon shatters the shitter”
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I’m mesmerized
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Never guessed before, but I’m going to say 732 like my area code
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3 minutes ago, WonTon said:
I'm going with 711 lbs.
Oh thank heaven for 7-11
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5 minutes ago, Drogo said:
That's a huge anchor.
Titanic sized
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I’m suddenly craving Cinnabons
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1 minute ago, umgoblue said:
She can color...she is full of shit...if she can brush her hair🤷🏽♀️
She can, but it no longer brings can her joy!
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This has been bugging me for quite a while. Natalie keeps saying that she wants her "mother there for the wedding." How does she think they can pull that off with just a few weeks' notice? Even without Covid restrictions, can anyone just hop on a "plane from Ukraine" and visit the US? If she means for her mother to watch the wedding streamed, can't she do that any time?
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20 hours ago, RealReality said:
Anyways, I assume this time she will do what's all the rage now and just ask people to go online and fund her honeymoon.
Maybe she should register at IKEA
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21 hours ago, Dobian said:
Stephanie: "Now that I've broken up with Ryan, I need a good SOLID friend who can I can talk to and go to bed with and maybe take back to America to marry next week."
ftfy
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On 3/1/2021 at 8:46 AM, Baltimore Betty said:
Harris or Hairus as she says
You’re right! Her “flinty” twang and creaky old lady voice are like nails on a chalkboard to me.
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6 hours ago, TazDevil said:
My 600 Lb. Life
Home of the original Live Chat which inspired this snark fest
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Have they given Harris’s age? I’m waiting for Stephanie to say, “Harris, my _____ year old purchased dick from Belize...”
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Stephanie’s theme song should be “Love the One You’re With”
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A comforting farm worker.
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1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:
"Harris will you stay with me the next 3 or 4 nights?"
Or until I run out of “rubbers,” whichever comes first
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Stephanie has a Skeletor face
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3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:
Rebecca needs to be a princess at her third wedding!
It’s her fourth, but who’s counting
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22 minutes ago, kacesq said:
I thought Darcy ditched Florian.
Darcey was with Jesse, Tom and Georgi. Stacey is married to Florian
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24 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:
Phexxi, the birthcontrol that burns your vajayjay
And melts your partner’s wienie
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There’s some useful info here which is updated frequently: vaccinefinder.org
another thing to take into account is not scheduling a mammogram until at least a month following your second dose since they are finding swollen lymph nodes on many women’s tests. My breast oncologist confirmed this and rescheduled my appointment
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I love my daughter dearly and didn’t have the heart to tell her not to call me at 8:02 on a Sunday night. Good thing I saw the saw the “First Look, but I couldn’t snark here. Now I am five pages behind.
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19 hours ago, nytonc said:
Lunatic Natalie has some completion from psychotic Stephanie. Repeatedly screaming , “Fuck off and die Ryan” and running to the arms of cousin Harris shows us exactly what she is: a crazy, aging, desperate shrew. Good luck to the poor schmuck who ends up with her.
Don’t forget her spanking her phone and viciously stabbing the Mylar love balloons. Didn’t she say something about “maybe I should be with Harris?” Is she going to go back to Michigan “engaged” to him instead?
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Not sure where to post this, but no way in Hell are those women going on a girls’ trip with Danielle really her friends
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S09.E11: Shannon's Journey LIVE CHAT
in My 600-lb Life