Man, I wanted to like this show. Horror comedy is my absolute favorite genre, and it's woefully underserved. That said, I didn't HATE it. I'm not mad... Just disappointed.
First of all, just saying you're satire doesn't give you carte blanche to completely ignore plot structure and character motivation. If only the Chanels (plus maybe neck-brace) had seen the fryer incident I could have bought the premise, but what the fuck is everyone else doing there. The whole, "We'll lie and say it was you" thing was weak sauce. Like the cops wouldn't listen to the interchangeable blonde nice girl and the walking black girl stereotype (whom I'm sure Ryan Murphy thinks isn't racist because he's mostly using the positive stereotypes. I bet she's great at track) were they to file a report. For proper tongue-in-cheek characters with questionable motivation, see Cabin in the Woods. Ryan Murphy is no Joss Whedon, and it fucking shows.
Chad and the homo-Jo-Bro were awesome. My favorite line was when Chad told Chanel that one of the reasons she couldn't out the Jo-bro was that he was his bro, and also they really liked hitting golf balls at the gay-straight alliance.
Thank god they killed Ariana Grande. I hate that bitch. To be fair, I know almost nothing about her, but I was a recapper over at TVgasm (R.I.P) during the season of Big Brother that her brother was on, and he was the worst person in the Big Brother house. Think about that. Think about where the bar is set for Big Brother contestants. And he was the worst. I hate him, but it was kinda fun to watch him talk about his super famous baby sister because you could hear the venom in his voice when he did it. Frankie was supposed to be the star! Frankie!!!
In conclusion, I feel like this show is kinda the "Fat Amy" of satire. Just because you call yourself that it doesn't make you less fat or other people less judgy. I know this shit is supposed to be campy. I WANTED it to be campy. Campy does not mean glaring plot holes and a complete disregard for character development (unless you're a way better director than Ryan Murphy and can make that shit feel intentional). Also, pretty convinced that Chanel is bathtub baby, and MAYBE the killer. Maybe. I find it more Ryan Murphy-ish to have her be the bathtub baby, but not the killer. Two separate twists.