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  1. On 10/19/2016 at 11:02 AM, magemaud said:

    Obviously no ocean, but Kentucky must have some beautiful lakeside sandy beaches where a couple could get married (without upsetting hypersensitive Matt) 

    Yes, it's called Kentucky Lake and it's right outside my back door.  But no one gets married there in the winter.  In the summer, there's Land Between the Lakes, swimming, water skiing, restaurants and beautiful nature all around.  I say get married in the courthouse and have a delayed honeymoon on some beach somewhere.  Accomplish your 90 day requirement and chill the hell out.

  2. If OrHay had even one functioning brain cell, he would call Anfisa's bluff.  Agree to purchase a one-way ticket back to Russia (not give her the money as she requested/threatened), drive her to the airport and watch her get on the plane and LEAVE.  There is no way in hell she is willing to go back to Russia.  She IS going to be the next superstar to hit the states dontcha know!!! **GAG**

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  3. 17 hours ago, 100PercentPain said:

    "I never expected Kelly to blurt it out." Oh, Vicki. For someone who lied as often as she does, she is really terrible at it.

    I love how she low key justified spilling shit about Shannon and Tamra's husbands by saying, "I didn't want to talk about my stuff last year either". Bitch, you made Brooks' non cancer your storyline and tried to use it to hawk crap. "I won't accept responsibility for the chaos." What the fuck else is new? Not accepting responsibility for things that are the direct result of her actions is Vicki's go to move. Even Brianna knows her mother is playing dirty. If Vicki isn't gone after this season, I am seriously done. I will even take trashy, racist Kelly over Vicki at this point. Fuck her to the moon and back. 

     

    Y'all, it's no secret that I love me some Shannon and have been rooting for the Beadors. I don't think David "beat the shit out of" Shannon, but the arrest record is public knowledge and Shannon's furious, tearful reaction leads me to believe he has been physical with her in some way. Maybe it was a shove or he got in her face or something like that (which is still abuse and still wrong - but "beat the shit out of" wouldn't be an accurate description of that). 

     

    Not surprised Tamra won. Congrats? Meh. 

     

    I don't have the mental energy to really say much besides I really loathe Vicki, lol at Kelly's puppet master speech and thank goodness this will be over soon. Meghan is clearly over this shit, and if Vicki isn't gone next year I won't be far behind her. 

    Me and my sibs watched my dad "beat the shit out of" our mom.  The next day she was almost unrecognizable. Two black eyes, broken nose, busted lips, finger prints around her neck. THAT is getting the shit beat out of you.

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  4. A part of me wants to support Angie and say it's your business.  But then? You open up your life to this show! Girl you need to pick a side and stick to it. It annoys the f*ck outta me how these "celebrities" want fame but privacy as well.  This aint the 40's yall!  The deal you made with the devil was money money money in exchange for transparency.  Rock Hudson was protected by his agent and whatever movie making machine (MGM, etc) for decades. Then the truth came out.  These little boys and girls and their "empires" do NOT in any way live in that reality.  Get over yourselves children.

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  5. What Farrah doesn't get is that when her employees fail? it's a reflection on HER. Instead of throwing Farrahtude all over the place, she should have calmly explained the can opener to the employee. I know that is ridiculous to expect from Farrah, but that is how it's done in the REAL world.  

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  6. On 10/17/2016 at 6:16 AM, Brooklynista said:

    Oh yes that was on full display when Mo asked about the divorce and she dropped that sooty grin and lashed  at him

    "You mean annulment?". 

    The joke is on us with that broad.

    Nah, I think Big Flushy has been in her ear for so long that Dani is channeling her.

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  7. On 10/3/2016 at 10:29 PM, Sup wit dat said:

    I can't picture Anfisa having wild animal sex. Not even for a Chanel bag.   Zombie sex, sure, but not wild animal sex.

    Unless Jorge is a complete idiot he'll make a fortune when recreational pot gets legalized in CA.  In Colorado last year sales were like $1billion and CA has a way higher population.  He'll be rolling in the dough.

    Me neither!  When I allow my mind to wander to that area, all I can think of is Romy and Michele's High School Reunion.  That scene where Romy pretended to have sex with that mechanic in order to have a sweet ride to the reunion. "OOOOHHH Yes!!!!! Ramon!!" Only Anfisa would not be half as pretentiously excited. To quote Anfisa??  Blah blah blahhhhhh

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  8. I think Anfisa is a materialistic, extremely vain person.  There is no pussy on this planet worth that amount of money.  Jorge, please, see her for what she is.  A high class whore who would never give you a second glance - because she has convinced herself that she is hotter than any American woman (NOT) and that your pathetic ass does not get it.  She got it right on one point.  Now come on!  Have you never had sex before?? She's not all that honey!  She is not attractive, she is vain, she is a money hungry bitch.  And she admits all this!  Some people say that because she admits it, it's ok. No sorry it just backs up my truth. When she whines that she left the wonderland that is Russia for the US?  You're one-word response should be BYE. If it's so wonderful back there - then go back.

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    Dani could've been a Stepford wife and treated him like a king, and he still would've had one foot out the door. He just won't say that he was never attracted to her and never loved her. He skirts around it and blames it on her. As bad as Dani is, she deserves to be happy and to be loved.

    I agree that she deserves the be loved.   But Lord have mercy that woman needs to get some self awareness! I mean come on.  She is delusional beyond measure if she ever believed for one second that a young hot guy would want her for anything other than a green card.  She hangs all over him like a second skin (that he wants to crawl out of)! 

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  10. Nicole's total lack of self awareness was alarming.  She seemed to be locked into the mental and emotional maturity of a 13-year-old girl. The immature language, the hair twirling, the awkwardness. They say if you start doing drugs or experience a life altering events at a young age, you are stuck at that age. Or maybe she is mentally challenged (which makes filming her monumentally worse).  Whatever it is?  I experienced tremendous second-hand embarrassment on her behalf.  I cannot imagine being a family member or even a close friend and watching this cringe-worthy spectacle.

    And putty-faced Alfisa?  Talk about plastic surgery gone very wrong!  George (I'm sorry, but Jorge is pronounced or-HAY), must be very inexperienced or YES a virgin to consider that butter-face hot.  He lives in LA for f*cks sake!!

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  11. Where do I start?  Do I start with the sniffling, snorting, dabbing-at-non-existent tears "Mom"?? Or this little hoochie-wanna-be bitch that should have no other option than the old school Boot Camp experience?? The "Mom" needs the same boot camp experience! Who was enabling this inexcusable behavior?  Who was bankrolling the fake hair, the white trash earrings and the dragon lady fake nails???? My girls KNEW BETTER.  I was VERY CLEAR what was acceptable behavior so they had no doubt about the consequences.  It's called parenting. 

    I was 13 years old when my alcoholic abusive father drank himself to death. 

    Did I use that as an excuse to be a little brat-ass whore?  No!!  I loved my mother too much to act like that.  100% Parenting FAIL!

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  12. madea saloon.jpg

    I've never been a fan of Kate, but at least she can correctly pronounce salon.  Hannah drove me nuts last season calling it a SALOON. I so wanted to be a primary so I could say, "A saloon???? Does that mean there will be drunken behavior later and perhaps a gun fight or two??"

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  13. 19 hours ago, RedheadZombie said:

    I can barely look at Ashley in the midst of that manipulative howling.  When she's contorting her face and stretching out those huge red lips, it really borders into Faye Dunaway as Mommy Dearest.  And then the artfully displayed hand on the forehead, like she's present a refrigerator at The Price is Right - I just can't.  Jorge does not get paid enough to listen to that shit.  And Ashley does not get paid enough to throw away every ounce of dignity.  She needs an intervention.

    I was thinking Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane (I know this isn't Bette but the funniest pic I could find)

    babyjane2.jpe

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  14. So, last season, did Kieran kill his father or was it Piper?  I also was confused how Audrey met Piper and started writing her and brought Piper to Lakewood. I agree that I also thought Kieran was too old to be in high school and must have faked his records.  A lot of things confused me but that is all I can think of at the moment.

  15. This thing about customs being closed on Saturdays confuses me.  I lived in San Diego for a few years and we went to TJ regularly. Since we worked 6 days a week, the only day we could go was Saturdays.  We never had any problems crossing the border and the custom agents were always there inspecting what we bought.  

    ETA: Upon reflection, we lived so close we never drove through the border like Mike did. We drove to the trolley station, parked our vehicle and walked through customs. That must be the difference.

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  16. I have set my DVR to record the show once I realized 2 back to back episodes air during the wee hours of Sunday morning. Re-watching first thing Sunday morning has been awesome.  I love all the characters, but John Lithgow is such a scenery chewer, he cracks me up. Watching these aliens learning to deal with being in human bodies is hysterical. One of the episodes I watched upon waking this morning was Dick learning about discrimination. He had a bad fall, ended up in a wheelchair and realized how much handicapped people deal with. Started out a total whiner, ended up an advocate.

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