Dilbert-Deaux

One that sticks in my mind is the Squatty Potty. The mother and son presenting it. I actually got one. The only complaint I have is I wish they came in a off-brown color.

I was going to start watching this season but almost the first thing that happens is an on screen enema. That was it. I have very few rules but, I never break them. Enema in episode 1? Off my watchlist. That's rule #1.

Daniel takes so long to say anything that the show drags a bit for me. Southerners don't all talk slow. Overall, the show is good, not my favorite but watchable. The coffee scene wasn't that disturbing to me. Some people pay good money for that sort of therapy. You just know that there's going to be an adult knock-off on Cinemax some day called "Rectum-fied".

I'm pretty sure no one is on here to "save time". A quick perusal of the forums seems to indicate talking about what you do and don't like about a show is well within the norm. If reading my post takes too long, my sincere apologies. I tend to be a bit chatty. As for the gay bar and googling anal sex, been there, done that. Just wondered if I should have used a towel. Now I know i need to find an official Bum Hose .

Do they have those in Sweden? Tyrell is from Sweden but his date wasn't so, I doubt there was a bum hose in the scenario. Plus, only Tyrell was an executive. The other guy was the exec assistant for the big boss. I think we can all agree that there are better ways to get your hands on someones phone for 5 minutes. Probably a solid 90% of them don't involve gay sex (or any kind of sex for that matter). That sounds like some sort of SNL skit to me where a group is trying to figure out what to do for the evening and every idea from one of the group members invariably culminates in "and then we can pick up a guy at a bar and have gay sex!!". Gratuitous toweling aside, I'd rather the scheme to obtain the phone were a bit more realistic and less contrived. Dil

I don't know if you can say "clinical interest" regarding anal sex and "bum hose" in the same post. Is that some sort of innuendo? Does bum hose = enema? Or something else? You know what they say: Keep your friends close and your enemas closer! Dil

So, my wife asked me to watch with her and I have a question. Perhaps I'm a bit uncultured, but how many useless cut-scenes with romantic music does an episode need before it's too many. I had trouble getting into the story because it was constantly interrupted with a scenic interlude backed by ethereal music. if any of the characters ever get around to having sex, I will be disappointed if I don't get a cutaway with a train going into a tunnel! Dil

So, total gay sex noob here, was the towel to clean up all the poop? What gives? Thanks, Dil