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Eldemarge

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  1. They did show that ONE photo of Tom where he's shirtless and it looked good but it's probably 10 years old. So yeah, nothing to write home about anymore.
  2. Emojis and duckfaces over Insta does not count as an "ameezing connection," Darcey.
  3. Eyelashes glued on and cold shoulder top ready to go!
  4. Lady. Find an eyeshadow color that isn't black. We can do a mocha...an amber...please listen.
  5. I am now 100 percent on board with Avery marrying WHOMEVER and getting the hell away from her mother.
  6. Okay real talk, I don't think he's wearing very supportive underwear. If any.
  7. Oh his pants. 😞 They're too short. Gah! Ben, you couldn't find a top and pants that are your size to meet this new wife??
  8. Oh shit, is he the arsehole who is shoving giant things in the overhead so people can't put their carry-ons in?? 😞
  9. He can carry a backpack on those tiny wee shoulders??
  10. She definitely nailed the "white" part, though.
  11. Lol the pic of Ben trying to emote in his Affliction t-shirt...
  12. Oh is this the part of Catfish where they fake their own death??
  13. And also complaining about being cold. Whose fault is THAT??
  14. Bitch couldn't keep her shit together for ONE FIRST DATE. She's subtle, right guys? The MYSTERY of this woman...
  15. I can't imagine why drunk and slobbering begging won't make Tom sexually excited but let's tune in and find out!
  16. Hahah her friend wants to see a picture of him and she pulls out the picture of his car. Nice.
  17. I was thinking the same thing! What does he EAT if he is running around playing soccer all the time? Do they have cheeseburgers there?
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