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She has to be so rich, right? With all the money she's being sent?

WAIT WHAT

I'm here in a robe and a concert shirt from 1992. And my own hair. How will I keep a man at this rate??

O SNAP WHAT IS HAPPENING

"A proposal every girl would dream of..." Except the ones who would rather not pay for their ring.

See this ring you paid for??? FOR YOU

She isn't a sit-and-listen kind of girl!

Hi guys! I love you. Hi Benjamin. I hate you.

Oh you know he doesn't do that.

I hope she immediately goes to set up a date for tonight. And has sex.

Oh he's mad because she didn't beg him for sex at 1am. Got it. He's a fucking dipshit.

Ben reminds me of a blobfish.

So if you just badger a man, get drunk, and cry a lot, he'll decide he loves you? Dang, I have been going about this all wrong.

We ready to see some True Love??

"I'll never find anybody like him again." Until she gets on another Tunisian dating site to find a 20-something boy. I'm not too worried about her.

Ben looks like barf.

Speaking of, I'd like to think one of the failed Project Runway designers now works for this show and is forcing Angela into these terrible bell-sleeved outfits.

Veteran chiming in to say I also hate Tim's blank little dog tags. 😛

Oh, here we go, getting the No Sex Update.

So my theory about Tim is that he's straight, but he has some major sexual issues. Like chronic porn-watching/masturbation and cannot deal with a real woman next to him. Like probably hates that women have body hair and sex doesn't feel like his little clenched right hand. And it messes with his head and he just can't perform. No matter what it is, I think he needs to spend his money on therapy and not on his wardrobe and beauty treatments.

A broke, grody nutbag.

You can't just DROP your luggage in an airport and run off!!

Lol Jeniffer is DONE.

I'm lost. What is so beautiful about your relationship, Tim?

God I hate Benjamin.