Yay! Somewhere to post. The boyfriend I am trying to import into Texas from Tennessee is here and he made me dinner. I'm repaying him by making him watch this dumpster fire with me.
Remember that high-necked black sequined dress that Darz was wearing last season in her interviews? I thought it looked great. She needs to opt for the non-cleavage looks more often.
"I don't want to tell her right now because I'm afraid of losing her." Let me translate: "I don't want to tell Rose anything truthful until I see her in this lingerie and we bang a buncha times."
Theory: Ash's ex doesn't know about this arrangement and isn't about to let her son move away. He's probably using the "Look what a great dad I am!" thing on Avery until he's got her snagged with a proposal and then will "be forced" to leave his kid behind. You heard it here first!
If your man "forgets" to mention your relationship to his friends or specifically, lady friends, he does not take you seriously. I had to figure that out for myself.
Ed. Go to a freaking professional to dye your hair and you won't need to cover your deformed head in mayonnaise all the time.
WHAT OMG THIS CHILD JUST CALLED HIM DADDY.
She has six kids. She's never seen Harry Potter?? This is like the catfish victims on Dr Phil who think their guy over the phone has an Italian or British accent and it's SO CLEARLY NIGERIAN. GURL.