AussieBabe

Cookie Dough Creamery is amazing. My brother lives in Columbus. Is it sad that I know exactly where it is, how close the $5 Tuesday night movie theatre is from it and that there's a Buca di Beppo with an 18 layer lasagne a hop and a skip away? Icky doesn't get points for Cookie Dough Creamery. I'm sure his daughter recommended going there, so props to her. Yeah. She said, "Good to see you, Jess." He said nothing, and she tip toed away like Tiny TIm. Rachel is a smug jackass. Girl, go on with your felony loving, pig headed, seriously injured someone but I'll continue to fight if I have to, unemployed, mummy's boy who still lives at home douche lord of a husband. He was really self-righteous. Congratulations. Your online girlfriend cheated on you in the early stages of your "relationship," got pregnant by another man, and you think you're the Yoda of daddies. *slow clap* TLC doesn't need to invite them back. They're doing the spousal visa. They didn't do the K1. And they lived happily ever after...until their episode of "Married with Secrets" premieres on ID channel. Now, get off my telly screen.

Angela strikes me as one of those people who lights the next cigarette with the one she's currently puffing on. I doubt Michael will ever make it to the States if he has to wait on her to get the funds up.

God bless em all....and then you say Rachel, F that bitch? I don't have this whole religion thing on lock, but that's not how any of this goes.

Oh Angela. Keep it classy you fiddy two year old granny.

Jesse...you look like a 1920s gangster. All you need is a cigar and a titled hat. Out here wearing high waters and representing the lollipop guild of Oz with those pants and oompa loompa face tan. Sir, you, can have a seat in the corner next to Icky. Go fix yourself.

Jesse...Darcey didn't catfish you. Meanwhile, you look like an oompa loompa by the face. Mykull got catfished by Grangela filtering the hell out of her pictures from 1998 and using the ones when her skin wasn't crepe paper.

Or dragging her all over social media? Or asking her to get a DNA test to prove the baby is yours? I mean the list goes on and on.

Seeing your small child two or three times a year? I don't know if I could leave my child in another country. I have a child that's probably the same age as her son, and I just can't imagine only seeing him 2-3 times a year.

Where is Hazel staying? That's an upgrade from where she was staying with her niece. Let me guess. The apartment that Tarik is no doubt funding?

So Tarik can grow facial hair, buttttt he won't address that situation at the top of his head. Just shave it off.

Icky could tell me I was wearing a black dress, and I'd have doubts. He lies with such ease. That's a scary person. He makes this stuff up as he goes, and it gets more ludicrous. She's your ex-wife, but you've reconciled? Dude, you're talking out of both sides of your mouth, and good on Ximena for peeping your game and recognising your BS and knowing her own worth.

And all the disgusting things about Ricky didn't come out until last month/this month. They should've waited, and there would've been some real tea spilled by the potential guests.

Ricky love isn't a light switch. You can't turn that shit on and off. She's right. You don't know what you want, and you need to sit your confused ass down somewhere before you hurt other innocent people.

Clearly this tell-all was filmed about 3 months ago. He's ping ponged from woman to woman since then. Ximena you should be disgusted.

The only props Icky gets is for Cookie Dough Creamery. Even your kid sees you're using Ximena as a rebound. She's like 12 or 13. Geez, Icky. Do better.

Ricky you got some explaining to do! Sis looks FED UP.

Ximena's face is giving me life.

Icky. Eww.

I was thinking more like beta fish--that are territorial and aggressive. But I digress. He has anger problems.

Word. Thank you to both of them for ridding the world of being saddled with either of them.

I don't know how much it will cost. The attorney Rachel visited just said it would take upwards of 2-3 years, but there was no guarantee--even with a spousal visa. If he had trouble getting a tourist visa for a limited amount of time, who's to say the US will wag with someone who was once a violent offender? I'm pretty sure the tourist visa request could've been appealed. I do know they look at how long ago the crimes happened and things like that. There are lots of factors that go into approving visas when you can't just do the ESTA. Something was a red flag, and they denied it. And it's not because the US wants to block the starcrossed lovers and not be fairrrrr. This relationship reminds me of that movie, The Money Pit. I think Rachel will keep putting more and more money into it without any guarantee that he'll ever be able to step foot on US soil. It's not like she'll be able to ask for her investment back. If it doesn't happen, that's just money lost and thrown into the pit.

It wouldn't matter if he was a poor manager of whatever income he had coming in. (Prime examples. Athletes who sign contracts for $80 million and somehow end up broke two years later.) I would assume that he's helping his mum with the household bills, and the AIRBNB was supplemental income for them. Problem is, he shouldn't be in so much debt. He doesn't have the same expenses as a single person or couple who owns their home and possibly has children and child related expenses. How high was the debt before they started garnishing his wages? Jon could tell Rachel that his real name isn't Jon, and he has wives all over the UK. She'd still love him,. Well, they can always start a second or third GoFundMe like they did to help them meet. If they get a $1 USD from each follower of his, hers, and their shared ones on IG and Twitter, they should be well on their way.

Their responses to people on social media are nasty. Calling people c--nts and everything else isn't cool. If you're not romanticising their love story, they'll attack you on IG and Twitter.

Honestly, that makes more sense than he couldn't get a tourist visa because of presumably 10+ year old convictions. It could be argued that he had changed and wasn't the person he was. We don't know the timeline of his convictions and all of that, though. The most recent one could've been last year or something. It's more than just TPTB are blocking their fairytale and from recreating their very own Enchanted ballroom dance scene to "So Close" by Jon McLaughlin. What strikes me isn't just the 50k in debt. If you go to uni or even complete a degree, unless you have well to do/affluent parents or qualify for a full ride or grants you can expect to be in debt. It's the two repossessed cars tied into the 50k that are like, "This man doesn't seem financially savvy or good at adulting." Even if you live with your parents, you still need to pay your bills. You can't bail on your car note, car insurance, health insurance, etc. For him to quit his job knowing they have a costly legal battle with even trying to get him to the States is utterly stupid. It's not easy for people without records to land jobs. Let alone five known convictions for violent actions. Rachel picked a real winner. He just strikes me as someone who never learns their lesson and is a repeat offender when it comes to everything from not paying bills to his actions. Some women just like saying they have a husband and father-figure/stepfather for their child.

He was kicked out of school for that fight that seriously injured somebody in uni. He didn't say which year he was in when he was expelled.