AussieBabe

Eric better serve Rice-a-roni and steak cut on the bias to Leida's family for dinner.

Are they back in New York? Am I crazy or does the wall say Welcome to New York?

When you get the answer from them, let's ask the 30 year old ex-virgin who had a baby and is solely looking for someone to help raise him. Single mums get it done every day. Why has her mum been helping every day? Does Kalani work? Like others, she seems barely tolerant of her baby daddy.

We have the Duggar clan for that. K? Thanks, TLC.

Stephen already knows more Russian words than Pole knows Portuguese words. Falaaaa.

My guess is the bar had some involvement?

Hmmm. You were 28 when you had unprotected sex with a 21 year old while you were on holiday. Oh yeah...he was bound to be mature and ready for marriage and fatherhood. Kalani is going to eat him alive.

I can't imagine how isolating it is to have no one but your fiance/fiancée.

They're trolling us. Hard.

It sounds like he's told her that it's mandatory and for his child's benefit. She feels like it's infringing on her some kind of way. He could stop paying, and they'd garnish wages, take tax refunds, and arrest him if he gets too deep in the rears. I doubt he's paying that much. Judging by his apartment and splitting expenses with his 19 year old, he can't afford much.

There's still no way Eric is only 40. As much of a douche as Jonathan is, he's only a few years younger. Eric looks old enough to be his father.

Leida is...ugh. Girl, you can't just stop paying child support. You might want to learn a little bit about that. Selfish ninny. I really don't like her.

Crew isn't helpful. Remember Darcey lugging all that stuff up the stairs in Louboutins and that skintight dress? I think they'd rather watch Americans be bumbling idiots than help!

Well at least we get beautiful scenery.

I think he's met him before. If I'm not mistaken, TLC tweeted in their BTS tweets that he used to walk the baby on the beach in Samoa and something about singing a song to him, too. What's not clear is when that was or how many times Kalani visited after his birth.

Well, they met in NYE 2016. She's 19 in what I assume to be early 2018. Yeahhhh. First he said he thought she was 24. He's gross for that.

He went to the same school of hard knocks as the fiddy two year old granny. I refuse to believe he's ONLY 40.

Oh Eric...you're softening the blow of that dump of an apartment that needs a good cleaning with this nice cabin. Dirt bag.

It's too expensive to stay in New York? Umm...Eric, I can't with you, sir.

I wouldn't want to meet Jon's friends. "Love knows no borders." Way to generalise an entire population of people. They're stealing jobs. Yeah, jobs some people think they're too good to do. They're criminals. Umm. Let's not go down that avenue, buddy. Who was sending devices to former presidents and harming people at Kroger and a church? She was definitely the most classy and mature person at that table.

I love Fernanda already. She needs to do the American accent again.

Well at least Larissa didn't come charging at him like Grangela with sweat stains and her heel didn't get caught in the escalator like Darcey. Sis stepped off the plane looking like she was trying to snag and keep her man. She's going to eat him alive.

Only when Mother tells him he can.

Oh Ashley. You're in your 30s with two kids, and let me guess they come first, right? And your fiance is 20. Y'all aren't even on the same wavelengths in life. Bless their hearts.

We always have at least one schmuck per season. That's Eric now. Bruh, you couldn't spring for a connecting flight?