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I can kinda understand where they're coming from with that slogan. It's different living somewhere where you're only able to go grocery shopping once a month (and buying tomato sauce and cream of mushroom soup by the case). The problem is that the people that are going to be using that site are ones who are involved in farming or ranching which means they are very much tied to the land where they are. So unless it's going to match me with someone in a thirty mile radius, who I probably would already have found on my own, it's pretty much useless. Me and my hypothetical herd of cows aren't going to be able to just pack up and move to wherever the person they matched me up with lives.

Obligatory link to Josh Malina's Twitter and his current picture: https://twitter.com/JoshMalina (click on the picture to get the gif of the non-spit take)

I love this episode. If you ask for my favorite part, I'd probably end up quoting the whole thing. Just... the park all covered with cheese, we got all kinds of sentence construction here, have you tried doing it 20 times?, I have a list!, I swear everyone but me, I can't believe none of that's going to happen because once there was a time you married an idiot, I'm going to do something bad to you with numbers, plenty of hay, that makes more sense, sometimes you just stand there hip deep in pie. One of the greatest moments in my life was when my sister-in-law posted on Facebook that she was afraid of fish, and I was able to reply: God bless Isaac Jaffe.

I remember lying in bed the night this episode had aired and laughing out loud just thinking about those two lines.

Dan's writer's block and Natalie's ongoing attempts to knock it out of him will never not be one of the funniest things ever. The acting by all the bystanders had me convinced that they were actually breaking up during the scenes- Chris laughing in the background of the conference room, the laughter in Elliot's voice as he tells someone to get Dan a towel, Casey looking at someone offscreen and laughing. Pitch perfect responses to someone seeing that happen. I also love the entire conversation about going out to El Perro Fumando and "I'm not promoting the economic upside so much as the opportunity to drink something giant and blue." That's a line that I really want to quote but it doesn't lend itself to everyday conversation.

Denis Leary is one of my favorite Daily Show guests because the "interview" is always just him and Jon giving each other shit.

My go-to phrase whenever I like something is to say I like it "to an admittedly psychotic extent." I also use the three things bit when I forget something, which is more often than I like to admit.

Okay, I think I'm in love with Josh Groban. Danny needs to keep showing up as a recurring character because Josh is wonderful on this show. When it got to the reveal that his grudge against Brad Paisley was because of his rejection on Not!AmericanIdol I lost it so bad the cat was actually growling at me because I was making too much noise.

Terry was pure gold throughout this episode. "Stop eating crab wrong!" will never not be funny. It pops into my head at random times and I laugh out loud each time. Which is sometimes weird when I'm by myself at work. (I don't eat seafood, so I have no idea what the right and wrong way to eat crab even is. It's still funny.)