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Hi all!
Just a quick note to confirm — we will be calling Cruella’s man Dick Tracy, yes?
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11 hours ago, magemaud said:
I agree. She's just a better educated Brittany, IMO.
I think Memphis is worse. Brittany didn’t have any kids on whom to spring a stepdad she barely knows.
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3 hours ago, Stuckathome said:
Memphis and Hamza---holy crap his mother and sister are GORGEOUS!!! His poor mother's face the next morning when she walked in and they were in the same bed. I felt so bad for her and I am sure he felt like a pile of shit.
I think he should have felt like a pile of shit but he didn’t seem to. She was so visibly hurt, it was really uncomfortable to watch. Hamza’s response was to try to insult her intelligence on top of that and act like she was crazy when she drew the obvious (and correct!) conclusion.
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20 minutes ago, JeanJean said:
Caleb is so good at handling people who are intrusive and rude.
Alina continues to surprise me with her ability to befriend people who are intrusive and rude. I also wonder when she is going to run out of unflattering things to say about Americans. It’s not cute and it doesn’t fool anyone into thinking she isn’t desperate for the D.
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I would pay extra for Discovery Plus Plus to get to see a Pillow Talk with Zied reacting to Hamza’s artless attempt at scamming his mother. So mach terrible.
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10 hours ago, libgirl2 said:
Though wasn't Steven Assanti naked most of the time?
I think even he covered up for Dr. Paradise!
I also noticed the puddle. It made me question if Dr. Now still hasn’t had the toilet repaired after Lupe.
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You know what surgery would fix Jazz’s life? A familyectomy. I still can’t believe Jeanette said she loves Jazz, but not her body. How nice that she has the self confidence for a sexy pictures while she is cutting her daughter’s off at the knees.
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9 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:
I’m not 39, but close to that age!
If I ever get divorced and meet someone overseas that requires a 20+ hour flight, let them know beforehand we likely won’t have much time for intimacy or cuddling because I will be dead tired.
Kinda shocked that after Caleb tried to apologize for being tired and saying “let’s cuddle now” and she said “well, I wanted cuddles yesterday” and then he had to say it a second time for her to finally get over the day before. Like, okay? He said he was tired he can’t jump in a time Machine. I really hope Caleb didn’t just sleep with Alina just because everyone was forcing him to.
Don’t like Caleb, but he isn’t as bad as I thought he was. He just doesn’t seem to know how to tell her he’s just not that into her. Seeing someone in person can be very different from online video chat. He needed to be honest and take things slow. I have a feeling some of their chats might have been real sexy and that’s why she’s surprised by his lack of interest. That being said if the roles were reversed people would tear him apart for demanding affection from her.
Caleb blurting out that Elijah looked stunning during that weirdly tense first meeting made wine come out of my nose.
Boy, did the majority opinion change about Elijah who was an MVP. I feel like Elijah was paid and told to “play it up”. He's overly protective and a little nosy, but when he called her a queen, at least I knew how much he does care about her. I'll say this about smoldering bedroom eyes Fabio - when he threw her down, he threw down! Love him or hate him, Elijah showed up to be a character on this show. You have to respect that.
Of all the couples, I thought Jasmine and Gino were the most likely to be a scam but I’m kinda convinced that Jasmine is actually into this man. Their laughs are oddly compatible? Jasmine and Gino's synchronized weird ass laughter is straight from my nightmares.
It’s actually wild how much attention Gino is bringing to his baldness by wearing a hat all the time. It’s like when someone says “don’t think about an elephant!” All you are going to think about is an elephant! Wearing a hat all the time just makes everyone really, really aware of his baldness. His wearing a hat during sex is the most disturbing thing I’ve heard all year.
Why does Ximena’s step mom look younger than her? The step mom looks 30 years younger than her father.
Did you cringe when Mike whispered "I love you" to Ximena's children repeatedly? So awkward. It’s heartbreaking to see children bond with father figures so fast when the entire relationship is still up in the air. Just like Tiffany’s son Daniel, it’s sad to watch them bond when you know there’s a possibility of them getting hurt when it all falls apart between the adults.
Are any of you guys wondering who actually called Mike? And why did he delete it immediately? Everyone seems to love him, but this seems suspicious.
Ella is Wiccan, and in a coven. SHOCKING.
Does Ella in fact know the difference between Chinese and Japanese? Or that there is a difference?
14 hours time difference between Ella and Johnny. It’s almost midnight in China which means it’s around 10am ish in Idaho yet she said multiple times that she woke up early to video chat him…..I was thinking it was like 6am. And she wore the wig for 1 minute. She’s so cringe.
I just realized Johnny expects his life to be “Oh. Horse!” like Zied when he’s really going to be shoveling shit like Julia.
Both Ella and Johnny are cringy as fuck. It's either going to work out great or be a terrible dumpster fire.
Rosa Ree is light years beyond Ooooozeman. She also had excellent social skills and was able to make Kimbaaaly feel included and desired. It was amazing how she handled that dinner! She just got a new fan.
I'm so confused: Why is Kim getting mad about Rosa Ree when she said she'd let him have another wife??? Good luck to Kimbaaaly on her trip back to reality.
I also can’t believe how most of these couples on all the seasons have major language barrier issues. If you can’t communicate WTF do you do? Get a friggin’ language conversion dictionary!!! Teach yourself or get Rosetta Stone or whatever!! Jesus!!!!! Everyone always complains about Mike not knowing that much Spanish but he knows a hell of a lot more than everyone else on the show. Most of the couples can’t even get the basics down and have 0 idea what each other are saying.
Can we just talk about the high cheekbone game on Hamza's mom for a second? What did you think? Seriously, she and Hamza’s sister look so alike! Stunning!
First Memphis is worried that Hamza won’t find her attractive and then when he gets too excited to see her now there’s a problem? I thought that’s what she wanted.
Are you confused on how Memphis is so educated yet she doesn’t know about Hamza’s culture? She’s basically demanding to sleep with him on the first night without considering his culture and that fact that they’re at his mom’s house.
I was really rooting for Memphis. But girl, deflowering Hamza in his mother’s home on the first night then shaming him for his quick performance on TV the next day is not a good look. I don’t know how liberal Hamza’s mom actually is, but Memphis will be damned lucky not to get kicked out of that house. She allowed Memphis to stay in her home and gifted her flowers but Memphis has the gall to disrespect her. It’s like they didn’t even try to hide or care that they broke her rule. Hamza didn’t care either. Feel bad for his mom.
Memphis is really going to call out Hamza as an minute man next episode. I’m dying.
Do you feel that this season is much more like "sexual" than the last seasons? It feels a lot closer to the Love In Paradise spinoff where they were eager to show off random boob shots for no reason except that they could, so many segments are almost entirely about sex and their sex lives and their toys
I wonder when they’ll show the old dude and his catfish Mahogany.
I’m fucking hooked on this season, thank the 90 Day gods!!
What’s with the Reddit copypasta?
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On 1/4/2022 at 4:48 PM, Showthyme said:
I didn't know that I can have gravy on my diet! TLC really is the learning channel.
It makes sense. There is no protein in mashed potatoes.
Did Chris have to talk about feeders and fetishes in the exam room? It would have sufficed to say Tammy has unhealthy relationships, or that she has people in her life who are enabling her disordered eating. Poor Dr. Smith. Can the exposure from this show really be worth having to deal with this family? I hope Dr. Procter has apologized for inflicting them on him.
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1 hour ago, Adeejay said:
I don't think Alina is the sweet, shrinking violet some are making her out to be. I am going to need her to stop with the "Americans are this and Americans do that".
I thought this was a little rich coming from someone who clearly wants to dispel the stereotype that a disability makes you asexual.
Speaking of stereotypes, Ella! Ella needs to do something about those leaky eyes. She’s averaging two cries per episode and we already have a Darcey. Johnny should have asked his traditional doctor if there were any herbs to fix that.
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27 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:Caleb did the gift thing right. Something small, something personal. Not showering the person with expensive gifts.
Alina seemed to disagree. “It’s trash that no one wants.” She must have heard some Americans were taking MacBook Pros and PS5s for their foreign paramours.
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Alina may be approaching Nicole levels of thirst. I had to refill my water bottle just watching her.
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On 12/29/2021 at 6:04 PM, Mrs. Hanson said:
I agree and that just shows you what a sh*show her life must have been. And instead of seeking professional help of stitchfix, a good haircut, a makeup tutorial and THERAPY, she chooses this route. And I will be here for it weekly my friends!!!!💜
Does Stitch Fix carry the selection of Sojaboy T-shirts that a potential like Kimbaaaaly needs? Maybe he could dump excess inventory there and form some kind of partnership. Use offer code SOJABOY30 at checkout and avoid being mistaken for a Super Fan.
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Memphis talks to Hamza like she’s Cookie Monster. “Me nervous!”
But some horrible version of Cookie Monster that constantly interjects “sexy time? sexy time?” during conversation and is also too unintelligent to book a hotel room.
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11 hours ago, IvySpice said:
If I wanted to put my own bag in the overhead bin, I would travel alone.
I never thought about this, but I’m average height and even when I do travel alone, someone always offers to put my bag in the overhead bin for me. And they can see for themselves I have full use of my hands! Caleb looks worse and worse the more I think about it.
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Tammy truly believes that she is doing her family a favor by not making them wipe her asscrack. That’s fine and she can believe so if she chooses.
But it raises questions: Who is wiping it? Did it ever get wiped before Tisa won the job? Can I continue producing brain cells to replace the ones this show makes me want to erase?
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Caleb: Woke hero who is doing his best to anticipate Alina’s needs, or just a total douchebag?
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16 minutes ago, Granny58 said:
I don't see it as any different than a Francophile.
France is a country. Asia is not.
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4 hours ago, Sir RaiderDuck OMS said:
And that poor, poor horse she was riding.
Maybe Ella’s horse can get together with the one Whitney Thore rode and they can commiserate.
50 minutes ago, Granny58 said:Not an argument, but how is this racist? She has a preference. She is allowed that, isn't she? Part of the intrigue/attraction for her is the culture which is okay too.
If Ella’s behavior isn’t fetishizing and racist, what is? She already got dreamy while talking about watching samurai movies (not Chinese) and anime (also not Chinese) and seeing “their” different physical characteristics. And “the culture” doesn’t exist. She is conflating the distinct cultures of multiple different countries.
4 hours ago, Uncle JUICE said:Does it seem like "banter" when the two of them are talking about how to drive a car, and Caleb's like "I can put you down there to work the pedals"? I think I have a real hard time hearing banter in other accents, so I can't understand how Alina was responding to that. Made me feel gross though.
I could not believe Alina still managed to gaze at him with Disney eyes after he said that. I caught a deleted scene where he showed off a sling he purchased to wear on his back and carry Alina (think babybjorn carrier, but a backpack style), and if she’s happy being carted around in that, well, maybe these two really are meant for each other.
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Serious question: could someone please explain to me how Memphis expected this to work? She seems surprised that the man she knew didn’t speak any English is now unable to understand anything she says.
In other news, I was intrigued to learn that the former countries that once comprised the content of Asia have all congealed into a singular landmass with one unified culture. I wonder if Ella explained this to the man she refers to as “Indian Guy” before asking him to share his presumably extensive knowledge of taekwondo, origami, and low calorie Asian recipes.
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5 hours ago, Suzywriter said:
I think she wants to lose the weight, but she wants it to come off without change.
She did manage to break up with The BBW King without having to get her weight below 300 pounds.
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On 12/14/2021 at 12:14 AM, RedDelicious said:
the lifeguard looked really pissed
I’m sure his life flashed before his eyes when Tammy slipped getting into the pool. If she needed to be helped out of the pool, what could he have done? Formed a human chain with the water aerobics class?
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On 12/17/2021 at 9:19 PM, CrazyInAlabama said:
Where are they finding these people?
Michigan.
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I’m just stunned that Ryan got two more pages of Live Chat than Lacey.
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S05.E06: Burns And Betrayals
in 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days
Memphis really said “me done” after finishing in the bathroom. Me about done with this whole show.