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    S05.E17: Tell All Part 2

    in 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days

    What was the revelation about Ella’s birthday? She flew in a man to visit her and Johnny knew about that, but he hadn’t known that the visitor would be staying with her at her home?

    To me, the least surprising thing was that none of Ella’s friends like her enough to actually go to her birthday party. Who can blame them?

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    S14.E13: Popping the Questions

    in Married At First Sight

    I hope this episode convinced the “experts” of what I have thought all season: Boston, like Atlanta, is a city comprised of unmatchables. If MAFS returns to either of these cities, it should be for some kind of study on people who are completely awful but believe themselves to be relationship material, because there is a vast population of them from which to draw samples.
     

    NB: Atlanta’s all time MAFS success rate is 12.5%. Shawniece and Jephte’s baby is the only thing keeping Beantown from joining Houston and Miami at the bottom with their goose eggs, because lord knows their relationship isn’t strong enough for that. 

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    S05.E17: Tell All Part 2

    in 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days

    So according to Friend Ben, a young woman who lives in a beach town can’t post pictures in a bikini without it meaning a creepy old man is entitled to video chat with her…

    But why is she going on TV and then complaining about Gino trying to slide into her DMs? Doesn’t seem shy to me!

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    Mark & Nikki: Touch That Window, Lose Your Hand

    in The Couples (Spoilers)

    At this point, you’ve just got to ask yourself if Mark filed the motion just to get his name back in the news. Maybe he’s watching the current season and wanted to remind everyone that The Specimen is the OG creep/sex tourist/borderline human trafficker and will not be outdone by Ben/Mike/Gino/Kimbally/Ella/Memphis.

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    Ben and Mahogany

    in The Couples (Spoilers)

    I’m not as Godly as Ben, so could someone explain to me what kind of help is given to the homeless at a Red Roof Inn? Going to a soup kitchen, a church, a shelter, all of those make sense. A Red Roof Inn? Was he going to tell them bedtime stories about runaway trains and then tuck them in?

    My other question is: how does any of this cockamamie tale of a homeless couple and their Oprah giveaway of some benzos explain the most recent arrest? Wasn’t it for missing a court appearance (or as Ben might call it, Mandatory Judge Time)? Or is he still working on that story?

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    S05.E15: Cold And Calculated

    in 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days

    9 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

    And you just KNOW that once she got to the US, Mike, and his equally grubby and oafish father and grandfather, would treat Ximena like a servant, throw her immigrant status and sex worker past in her face at every opportunity, and demean and belittle her.

    Quoted for truth. We saw Mike try his best to throw her sex work history and his US citizen status (“I could have given you so many opportunities to live in America and work a better job!”) during this fight, there is no way he wouldn’t have played that card if she actually had moved to America and gotten whatever job is “better” in Mike’s 270 degree rotating head 🦉

    At least he finally answered all the “why doesn’t Mike find a nice girl in his hometown?” questions. You can’t hold US residency and work status over the head of the phlebotomist you met at the local watering hole.

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    S05.E15: Cold And Calculated

    in 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days

    When Memphis says she is 3 weeks pregnant, doesn’t that mean it’s been 3 weeks since her last period? I don’t think the timeline of her pregnancy is as suspect as her apparent willingness to have unprotected sex with a man with whom she can barely discuss her own gastrointestinal issues.

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    S05.E14: Disappearing Act

    in 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days

    · Edited by nutella fitzgerald
    added link

    10 hours ago, FrancescaFiore said:

    There's a bunch of super hateful-toward-Mike posts in the 90 Day Fiance Uncensored sub. 

    I heard on a podcast that Mike would frequent the 90 Day Reddit subs and behave with the same level of home training he has demonstrated on the show. That’s probably why the hate is worse for him there.

    ETA: this post actually makes a very good point. His behavior took a sharp turn once he realized he couldn’t buy a woman: 

     

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    S05.E14: Disappearing Act

    in 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days

    16 hours ago, Adeejay said:

    Can't help but wonder why Ben didn't hitch a ride with production and the camera crew.  

    I’m sure it’s better for all involved if the person in the car with Ben for three hours of Mandatory Alone Time can at least pretend they don’t speak any of the same languages as he does.

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    Ben and Mahogany

    in The Couples (Spoilers)

    On 3/14/2022 at 4:30 PM, Frozendiva said:

    Mahogs is rich and wants to be a lawyer.

    So that’s why he chose her!

    11 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

    They updated the story to say that the arrest was in 2020 but he was placed on probation for 18 months.  He was scheduled for a hearing on a probation violation last month but blew it off so a warrant was issued for his arrest.

    Of course he blew off the hearing. The judge probably wanted to focus on his past, and we know how Ben hates that.

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    S05.E13 : There's No Fear In Love

    in 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days

    49 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

    No. It sounds like it was a recent acquisition and gold has been at about $1300/ounce (maybe more now since I’m going off information I get watching Gold Rush) and that necklace looks very heavy. Kimbelly could never afford it.

    This really puts her complaining about $45 for rush shipping into perspective 😂

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    S05.E13 : There's No Fear In Love

    in 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days

    · Edited by nutella fitzgerald
    Too many words!

    1 hour ago, gingerella said:

    Ben's whole demeanor was utter anger that someone dares question his version of his failed relationships.

    There are a lot of silly things on this show that you just have to laugh at, like Mother Chantel with a tiny hat perched on her head or Darcey grooming herself in an airport bathroom.

    But Ben’s flashes of anger aren’t fun, and they only get worse when you think about them and realize he is using religion to wallpaper over some serious rage. He thinks younger women are more likely to be manipulated easily and he looked furious when Mahogany wasn’t bending to his will.

    I don’t know the average age of Primetimer posters, but I have a feeling that we are mostly past Ben’s “best before” date since EVERYONE here sees through him. Who describes a previous relationship as “dating a 27-year-old for three years” other than someone who dumps a woman for turning 30?

    1 hour ago, FrancescaFiore said:

    Meanwhile, I guess this was *also* God's plan. 

    <whispering wind> looooooooserrrrrrr

    And because my post was more serious than usual, I would just like to say…more like DULazyEye.

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