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  1. 21 minutes ago, gingerella said:

    But re: JDate, yes he could have gone that route if marrying a nice Jewish girl was his goal, but I think like most of these delusional guys, he thinks he can get someone 'hot' in a developing country, and he clearly thinks Ximena is hot.

    All the suggestions for how Mike can find a woman who won’t sponge off of him fail to acknowledge that he pretty much went looking for a transactional relationship. It’s like coming up with ideas for where Darcey can buy sensible knee-length skirts and crewneck sweaters.

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  2. Kimbally is probably in hog heaven watching Ben with his one glove for bronzer application. Since Ben is about as close to Michael Jackson as Usman.

    Who hates Mike more, Ximena or his translator? And can anyone clarify if it’s normal to put your children to sleep in bed with your boyfriend on the second occasion they meet? I thought it was odd with Deavan and Drascilla and it still makes me feel a little icked out here.

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  3. On 2/21/2022 at 10:26 PM, aliya said:

    Second, does anyone know whether WLS will be covered again if you already had it once? 

    I wondered if this was how Ashely ended up on the show. She doesn’t seem close with any of the other three, and her first WLS wasn’t even ten years ago. Her insurance easily could have told her to kick rocks if she asked them to pay for a second surgery, and the TLC discount might be her best financial option.

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  4. On 2/18/2022 at 5:04 PM, Frozendiva said:

    She may have a new man. Mike does show up in the comments.

     

    He…did show up in the comments. His contributions consisted of “Fuck I did not shit myself” and “I am not a sex tourist”. I don’t say this very often, but I think a language barrier might be just what Mike needs to have a functional relationship.

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  5. 13 hours ago, seacliffsal said:

    When Ximena says she wants to be a model, I think she actually means "model" as in not a model (maybe cam girl, porn, etc.).

    Anyone else think that once Ximena does start up her OnlyFans, she’s going to make Mike pay full price to view her content?

    12 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

    Aren’t there any younger American women on these dating sites or just old women?

    There is Ella. Or there might be. I’m not yet convinced that Ella isn’t an SNL character poking fun at Americans.

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  6. On 2/4/2022 at 6:09 PM, Adeejay said:

     

    I would have sympathy for Chris if he hadn't specifically ask for a "skinny, fit" wife. Which was rich coming from him. There's a saying, "be careful what you wish for because you just might get it."  How is that skinny wife working out for you, Chris?

     

    A bit like when Tristan requested that his bride be lighter-skinned but never said anything about whether or not outstanding warrants mattered.

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  7. 7 hours ago, Tuneful said:

    Ironically, I think Mike is now in a good position to get an agent in NYC (45 mins. away) and find some other kind of work -- and, most of all, could date American women who perhaps are young enough to have kids and don't have violent-criminal exes in the picture. 

    Didn’t Mike change the location on his Tinder? It sounded like he was specifically avoiding American women, kind of like Jorge.

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  8. 5 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

    I truly thought he was going to read the lyrics to Soul Asylum's "Runaway Train," song.

    I might watch him carrying a boom box playing that song while he goes around San Bartolo with his filtered picture of her, as if she’s one of the missing children from the music video. Extra points since I think some of them didn’t want to be found, either.

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  9. 5 hours ago, hookedontv said:

    It is unbelievable to me that Dr. Now didn't drop Lisa as a "client" as soon as she started lying (or, "playing games" as Dr. Now is so fond of saying) and being absolutely beligerant to the nutritionist. I was yelling at the TV.

    I noticed that we saw the nutritionist, then a “4 hours later” screen and the physical therapist showed up. I would love to hear what the nutritionist told Dr. Now to get him to send PT over there that quickly.

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  10. 7 hours ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

    i dont know why, but i find so much joy in seeing ella cry. its so funny to me. 

    I’m just shocked by her ability to cry in every episode. She is on pace to outcry some of the heaviest hitters of the franchise. Johnny thinks this woman is fit to be a stepparent?  What would his 6-year-old make of a woman who was the size of both his grandparents put together, spoke zero words of his native language, AND cried more than any of the weepiest children in his school? I know I asked Jamal to rescue Ximena’s kids, but I’m sure he could scoop up Stony as well. I bet they would all get over any language barrier really quickly to share war stories about their parents’ odd choices in partners.

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  11. 22 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

    Guys, do you think Mahogany is Ben’s ex-wife? He shouldn’t have called her a fat ass Kelly Price!

    I have nothing to add here. I’m just so pleased by the thought of Ex-Wife Ben messing with him and so happy to be reminded of this iconic moment in reality television 😂

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  12. On 2/1/2022 at 12:50 PM, Xebug67 said:

    The mother is kind of beastly looking, but then again the daughters and daddy aren't much to look at either.  Nor is daddy's wife.  That is one helluva ugly family.

    What they lack in looks, they make up in efficiency of American dollar harvest. Ximena’s older son actually looks just like her, so maybe her features work better on a male face.  I believe that is what they call a “handsome woman”?

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  13. I hadn’t observed Tammy to be the most intelligent of the siblings, but it makes sense. It would definitely explain her frustration at seeing all of them advance through their lives while hers either remains stagnant or gets worse — “I know I’m smarter than them, so why are they able to do this simple thing I can’t?” type of thing. She also probably recognizes that until she started drinking heavily, Chris and Amy had habits that weren’t much better than hers but justified themselves because they weren’t as large as Tammy. During Dr. Smith’s house call, Tammy also seemed more self aware than any of the times Amy has been called out on behaving dangerously (eating a burrito right after surgery, Chinese food hospital visit when she was pregnant). Amy always tries to blow it off like she’s doing something cute, even when she was putting her health and her child’s at risk.

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  14. Is there a way for Kim’s son Jamal to rescue Ximena’s little boys so all three of them can be protected from their mothers’ bad decisions?! I was cringing when Mike took the kids for a fatherly chat. Don’t tell those sweet kids you’re going to be their dad unless and until you know that for a fact!

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  15. 12 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

    Mike admits to Ximena that he has ADHD and that some of his behavior stems from that - he is distracted, etc. Had to ask the driver for a bag to put his used tissue that he was going to leave in the car. That may explain some of it.

    This was disgusting, and Ximena truly sounded like a mother explaining to a child of 6 or so when she said “you can’t leave your dirty tissue in this car, it isn’t yours”. I wonder if Mike leaves used tissues in other people’s cars in America, or if he would appreciate having to handle a stranger’s mucus-filled trash. The ADHD excuse fell flat for me. If you can’t be trusted to keep your snot to yourself, your problems are far worse than ordinary “forgetfulness”. 

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  16. On 1/26/2022 at 5:59 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

    If it’s in The Daily Mail, it’s official:

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10445101/90-Day-Fiance-star-Alina-Kozhevnikova-axed-TLC-unearthed-racist-social-media-post.html

    Welp, both Alina and Caleb probably thought this show was going to catapult them into the stardom they deluded themselves into believing they deserved, but Alina will be canceled from everything in her life forever and Caleb will become a footnote in the anals annals 90 Day Fiancé history.  They should contact Geoffrey, Pole, and Larissa for guidance.

    I think thirsty-ass Elijah’s hopes and dreams of fame have also been dashed. Too bad so sad.

    Did anyone predict Alina being fired by the network even before her couple’s thread got a title?

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