BrainyBlonde

Alas, these are not normal people. They do everything on camera and if it involves drama, all the better! At least Kris lecturing Scott about his latest screw-up was a nice break from the K sisters and their ongoing skirmishes, which is like watching cats chase their tails since they all just keep repeating themselves and never resolve anything. SIGH

Dear Lord, I can't believe I'm going to say something in defense of Kris, but . . . I think the reason she felt the need to lecture Scott about his behavior in Miami was because he effed up filming of KUWTK. There was a camera crew and a producer/assistant/somebody from the show standing outside when Corey showed up for his day of doing Art Basel with Scott and that person informed Corey that they couldn't shoot the segment as planned because Scott had had a "late night" and they couldn't get him up. Whether his "late night" involved drinking, drugs, women, or all of the above, we don't know, but Scott refused to get his partied-too-hard butt out of bed and "work" on the show the next day, which I assume he's under contract to do just like the rest of the Ks. So, he screwed up and did not behave professionally. Kris is a producer on this show and she may or may not have pushed for the Art Basal storyline to give Scott and Corey some airtime so that they could appear to be earning their paychecks. All of that being the case, I think Kris had a right to be #1 irritated and #2 concerned as she is for all intents and purposes Scott's parental figure now. Scott can claim that he has everything under control and can still have fun and a drink or two without it being a problem, but the dude is an addict and one drink almost always leads to a major downward spiral for him. I think Corey called it when he said that Scott gets into trouble when he hangs out with the wrong people, which is apparently what he did in Miami. SIGH The whole thing with Scott just depresses me. It's always one step forward, two steps back with him.

On the one hand, I'm glad to see Kylie not looking skanky at an event. On the other, I think she borrowed this ensemble from the Alexis Carrington Colby Collection circa 1988. I guess she's going for that business mogul look, which would be fine in the daytime, but at a music awards event at night? I don't get it. Travis is also something I don't get. You can do better, Kylie!

My understanding is that Sam hired Monica to be her personal assistant in exchange for free room and board at her mansion. I think Monica might live in a cottage on her property or something like that. So, I'm guessing that Monica has only worked for/known Sam since the former got out of rehab/started working as a PI.

Dear Lord, did Kourtney really think that some 25-year-old dude who didn't even live in the same country as her was going to be faithful? I hope she realizes now that Younes, and Bieber, and all of these other boy toys of hers are not monogamous relationship material. Get your head on right, sis! As for a Kourt/Scott reunion, hell to the no! They were miserable together, and Scott seems to have finally moved on. No backsliding please! I will say that the Kardashians have been super entertaining so far this year. It's some new drama with them every week!

I've found Kourtney to be totally unbearable since she started this relationship with Younes. Clearly, the age difference messed with her head because suddenly she was all about being hot and sexy and posting nearly naked pictures everywhere. I'm all for women being happy no matter what their age or whether or not they have kids, but if being with someone makes you act desperate, needy, and famewhorey, then that relationship is just as unhealthy as the toxic mess Kourtney was in with Scott for a decade. So, here's hoping that Kourtney got the whole boy toy thing out of her system and will find a nice, decent guy who actually has a brain (based on his recent poorly worded, curse-laden social media posts, Younes does not), a career (Younes "the model" didn't work a day the whole time he was with Kourtney and just mooched off her), and will give her the stability and fidelity she needs. Ha! Who am I kidding? She'll be dating an NBA player or a rapper by this time next week.

I know it doesn't make for good drama, but I wish they'd learn to express themselves better without resorting to cursing and saying hateful things to each other. They're all wrong in one way or the other. Number one, Kourtney should never forget that Kim could have died a few years ago in Paris, so saying she's a horrible person and she'd be happier without her in her life is not okay. Secondly, Kourtney shouldn't act like she's a better mother and cares more about her kids than her sisters do because that's judgemental and delusional on her part. Thirdly, Kim doesn't need to remind everyone that she's the most popular, interesting, sexy, in demand, etc. person in the family because it's not even really true anymore (see Kylie). And lastly, Kris needs to start mothering her kids and step in when these situations start deteriorating. She was acting like a complete wuss in all of these preview scenes when Kim and Kourtney were ripping each other to shreds. What mother stands around and lets that happen, especially when their kids are adults and should know how to act better and be respectful? I swear, this family is in dire need of some group counseling.

Wow, every clip they've released so far for the premiere has had the sisters sniping, screaming, and cursing out each other, and it seems like Kourtney is the one everyone has problems with. I am not a fan of Kim's by any stretch of the imagination, but Kourtney's 'tude really irks me and I don't blame the others for being over her. Kourtney never owns her sh*t. She's throwing shade at her sisters about how motherhood is her "priority," implying that it isn't for anyone else in the family, and that's just nasty and ridiculous. I was DYING for someone to snap back, "Yeah, Kourtney, your kids are such a priority to you that you're always leaving them for weeks at a time to go off to other countries and bang your boy toy." Who does she think she's kidding with this Mother Earth routine? We're not buying it anymore, Kourtney! Oh, and the thing that's causing all of this drama is their family Christmas card? YIKES That should be something fun for the family to do together, not cause all of this angst and drama. ITA with Kim that if RoboKourtney, who usually can't show an emotion to save her life, was crying hysterically, there was something else going on besides her taking offense to an offhand remark by Kim. She'd probably just gotten into a fight with Younes about him asking for a raise in his allowance or something. </meow>

Woohoo! S2 starts on Sept. 19th. I didn't even recognize Julia Chan with the blond hair!

The orgasms line makes me snort laugh every time I think about it. How the heck did Sherlock even know that? I really didn't like the Mycroft character on this show and could not fathom why Joan ever got romantically involved with him, so good riddance, I say, although I am sorry that Sherlock's hurting. Is John Noble okay? He looked frightfully thin in the previews. I was super happy to see Alfredo again (loved that actor on Copper!), but not happy that he asked Sherlock to commit a crime with him and then gave him crap when he wouldn't do it. Not cool, Alfredo! And you're Sherlock's sponsor, so you shouldn't be encouraging him to stray from the straight and narrow in any regard. I have to say that for me, this season has been such a HUGE improvement over the last one when I almost gave up watching the show. I'm actually excited to watch new eps every week this season and I really liked Sherlock's whole PCS storyline.

Yeah, this bums me out. I'm of the firm belief that a mother shouldn't have to give up her life for her kids, but it seems like Kourtney is NEVER home with hers anymore and she used to be so devoted to them. And it's not like she has anyone reliable to leave them with since Scott's been partying hard again. SIGH I just don't know what Kourtney is thinking with this Younes guy. Their age difference is ridiculous, and does this dude have a job or is he just flying around the world on her buck? <shakes head> Get it together, Kourtney!

Um, I guess in theory a gift like that is perfect for a woman who's label-conscious and loves to drink, but despite the fact it's made by M&C, that thing still looks like very much like a not-klassy vending machine. Who would want that in their house? Kris will probably stick it in the basement or garage.

Yep, he's probably sexting one of his sidepieces. Khloe, Khloe, Khloe. <shakes head>

Ha! I was talking about Original Kylie. The baby looks nothing like her. Stormi does actually have Plastic Kylie's plump lips--all the better to sell lip kits for mommy when she hits those teen years. Interesting that Tyga has some Asian genes . . . Hooking up with black rappers/ballers has worked out terribly for all of the KarJenner girls, so I wish that they would branch out. Oh, wait, Kourtney did, but she's dating a dude who looks like a Eurotrash gigolo. SIGH These girls just don't have good taste in men.

The reason I doubt this story is because I don't see what a scuzzy-looking, not famous, black rapper Kylie was dating for like a month before she got knocked up would be a preferable baby daddy in the public's eye than a hot, Asian bodyguard Kylie's probably known for a while. I think the romance with a bodyguard story line would be a hell of a lot more interesting than this tired, old, hook up with a black rapper thing almost all of the sisters have already done. So, yeah, I don't see Kris's hand in this because the Travis Scott story line isn't interesting or different in any way. It's more yawn-inducing than anything.

Damn, I wish Kylie's hot bodyguard was Stormi's dad. He'd be several steps up from gross Travis Scott. I've said since the beginning that Stormi, who's gorgeous, has an Asian look about her, but she does have the skin coloring and hair of an African-American. The only person she doesn't look like is Kylie!

For real. Tristan can shut it. I'm no Kim fan, but she's out promoting her perfume on Ellen, who brought up the cheating scandal and asked Kim about it point blank. Kim did not once mention Tristan's name or slander him. She just said the situation is effed up, which it is, and she doesn't want to say much about it because there's a child involved. If Tristan really took offense to any of that, that's his problem and he can get over himself.

It's a Houghton family name according to Kris, which is kind of nice.

Weird that there hasn't been any speculation about Khloe's daughter's name the last few days. I remember there were so many rumors about Kylie's kid. I guess the cheating scandal and the will-they-or-won't-they-break-up drama of her parents is overshadowing the poor kid herself. I really am curious to know if Khloe's going to go the wacky Stormi/Chicago direction, or if she'll shock us all by giving her child a normal name a la Mason. Make the announcement already, Khloe! She has to be out of the hospital by now if she had a regular delivery with no complications, right?

Kris clearly has no control over this situation because the much better "story" would be brave, strong Khloe dumping the guy who did her wrong and raising her daughter as a single woman. But nope, Khloe is once again sacrificing her dignity and self-esteem to try and hold on to a man who's just not worth it. And I'm not saying that infidelity should always be a dealbreaker, but what happened with Tristan wasn't a one-time, oops-my-bad situation. He is a chronic cheater/man whore as are all these basketball players Khloe insists on getting involved with. And his behavior shows that he's not mature or committed to Khloe and their "family," so he's going to end up leaving her just like he left his last baby mama, which is really going to make her feel like poop somewhere down the road. She's giving him all the power and control in this relationship. I honestly don't think he's sorry or even cares that she found out. If he did, he wouldn't have been so blatant about the cheating. He was probably hoping she would dump him so that he didn't have to play boyfriend/daddy anymore. This whole thing makes me very sad for Khloe and her daughter. I suppose the good news is that we won't be getting any more social media posts from her where she's waxing rhapsodic about her and Tristan's perfect love, or "sexy", half-naked pics of them together. She can't promote their relationship as being ideal anymore.

Well, according to US Magazine, all of the Kardashians and Jenners have unfollowed Tristan on Insta, so you know it's serious. ;) To be honest, this situation makes me really sad. Khloe is about to give birth to her first child, which should be the most wonderful experience of her life, but now she's having to deal with finding out this man she thought was so amazing and treated her like a "queen" is screwing everything that moves (and if he's impregnating other women that means he's not even having safe sex, which is just ugh!). Even if she knew all along that he was a playa, to be humiliated like this in the public eye just sucks. We all know Khloe has self-esteem issues, which is why she's worked so hard with exercise and plastic surgery to turn herself into a sexbot, so I'm sure it's a painful blow for her to find out that STILL she's got men cheating on her. SIGH I really want to send her a note and beg her to please stop dating basketball players and rappers. They do you wrong, every time, girl. Please learn your lesson and look elsewhere for love! If I were her, I'd hire myself a car and truck it back to LA ASAP. She's on Tristan's turf in Cleveland with no support from family or friends (although Kris is rumored to be flying out for the birth). She should be home in her own surroundings with family to help when the baby comes. At this rate, I'd be surprised if Tristan even bothered to show up in the delivery room.

UGH You guys, I can't with this Younes dude. He's the very definition of a "boy toy," and not even a hot one at that. I will give it to Kourtney, though. Her body is SICK and that's not even taking into account her age and the fact she's had three kids. I appreciate that other than her fake boobs, which she's always been honest about, her body is not enhanced and she looks healthy and has normal proportions.

Kym & Robert Herjavec revealed their twins' genders at a surprise baby shower thrown by Carson Kressley this weekend. Cheryl Burke was also there to celebrate. Twins' Gender Reveal

This is exactly when Kourtney lost me. Scott was completely bereft after he lost both parents in quick succession, but Kourtney didn't offer him any sympathy or support. Instead she got pregnant again without so much as discussing it with Scott and that seemed to tip him over the edge because he started drinking heavily and spiraling out of control. It was incredibly sad because he'd been doing so well for a few years. Thankfully, he seems to have finally turned the corner and appears to be doing better. I truly believe he's better off without Kourtney and their dysfunctional relationship where she seemed to call all the shots. In the last few eps, Scott hasn't looked miserable and dazed and he was able to carry on mature conversations with Kourtney about co-parenting. I think he's in a good place now and I really hope for his sake, and most importantly his kids', that he stays there. I don't know why I root for Scott, but I do. I want him to stay on the wagon and be happy. And I hope he NEVER leaves this show because he's one of the consistently entertaining things about it! As for Kourtney, ugh. I can't with this new Eurotrash younger boyfriend of hers. I actually recoiled when he showed up at her party in the last ep, wearing a shirt that was unbuttoned way too low and a gold chain. I think she's making a fool of herself with him and I keep wondering where this party girl who goes to clubs, travels all over the world, dresses like she's 18 instead of 38, and French kisses her SO in public was during her decade with Scott. She was Mother Earth back then and wouldn't even leave the house to go out to dinner with Scott. <shakes head>

Looks like Stormi will be using the last name Webster, which is the one her father was born with. Thankfully, Stormi Webster sounds less stripper-ish than Stormi Scott.