ChiMama

Wow! The back-to-back of the Patrick/Thais convo (like adults! With compromise & empathy!) and Kobe’s goodbye to his family with the genuine warmth between the two families was what 90DF USED to be, before the gutter behavior of Angela et al. More of this stuff, please.

Um, if my mother sent me to boarding school so she could move to Turkey and bang some guy I would be seriously pissed. I’ve never instantly & instinctively detested anyone on this franchise as much as I detest this vapid poser. From her bulbous lips & boobs, to her affected LA speech, to her constant hair petting, to her weird eyebrows, to her ‘cuh-reer,’ to her ‘daughter in boarding school’ — zero redeeming value. Can’t. Stand. Her. Her whole storyline seems fake & staged (SHE - as a child - caused her family to give up the “Amish lifestyle”; the last-minute pitch for love from her rent-friend-for-the-show). Ugh. So fake.

And butt bongo man before him (I forget all the names - married to a pinched nose biotch from NJ).

She cries just like an overdramatic toddler! She looks about five years old with her pouty face “crying” and emoting. As Elaine Benes would say — fake . . . fake . . . fake . .

I don’t know what they did, but they did something. They were just spreading mulch (that’s a job worth paying for until/unless they f up your fiber line). I work remotely, so looks like I have to burn a vacay day on Tuesday too. 😦 Tech is coming “between noon and 4” 🙄

Groundhog under said deck. I had a whole family of foxes under my deck this spring— mom, dad & five babies. They would play in the yard like puppies! Beautiful creatures. Alas, they’ve moved on to wilder pastures now that lawn mowing season has arrived.

Due to an unfortunate landscaping mishap, I am without tv or internet this entire holiday weekend — thanks for the snark to keep me in the loop. I’m starting to think it was a FORTUNATE occurrence tho as it appears I’m not missing much. Thankful for unlimited data - I’ve figured out how to hook my phone to my laptop and watch Netflix. Off to catch up on the new(ish) season of Indian Matchmaking — I recommend! 👍🏼

I think SOME of her buttinsky/shit stirring is producer-driven. They need someone to lead the conversation down the paths they want it to go in the group settings and only she and Clint have the personality for that in this cast. The questions she ask seem preconceived, not spontaneous. Glad to see the axe throwing trope made its appearance before the end of the season. 🙄 I’m guessing we’ll see the cheesy smash shit up place in a week or two.

And they both claim to have “learned so much” from the MAFS experience. Yeah, no. And that is why neither will likely find anybody to have a true relationship with, let alone marriage.

I couldn’t help myself — I finished the full episode & then watched Pillow Talk too. It was worth it for the last 5 mins or so alone when they all went to town on Kris. Especially stellar was Kalani’s epic takedown. Try to catch it if you get a chance — it’s cleansing! LOL

The shape looks more uncomfortable than the sharpness. LOL It reminds me of the pharma ad I used to see and crack up about all the time that used the unfortunate bentcarrot.com URL. The list of side effects sounded horrendous - just live with the bend! Let your freak bent carrot fly! 😛

I hate all these people! Why am I watching this? I turned it off after an hour - don’t know when or if I’ll watch the rest. It’s not even fun to hate watch really. 😒

OK - who else is seeing this ad all the time? WTF is that item on the left?

I’m guessing her Georgia cop son with the Murica t-shirt is a chip off the old block

I MAY be losing it, but didn’t Shaun actually speak up with this point last week, surprisingly? I don’t remember how or if Gabe or Nicole responded.