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OUCH!!! Take that, cat lady! Sharon has officially gone off the rails. Hysterical Pregnancy & beating up on Pattycakes. Chuck Pratt strikes again! It's scary when Patty is the smartest person on this show & the ONLY one who notices Sharon's stomach is flat as pancakes. LMAO!!! 3-2-1.... Sage's Blanket Baby gets snatched.

Chuckles is so fucking predictable. Who didn't see this coming? <insert massive eye roll> Of course Krazy Chloe pulled a gun on Adumb. That's what crazy wigged out wimmins do! Har har har!

Chuckles Pratt loves CRAZY wimmins! Wig = Cray Cray Maybe Krazy Chloe will burst into the Court House wigged out & shoot Adumb during his Trial. #Prattastrophe

Sage birthed that Park Bench baby in 5 seconds. Gabadumb nodded his head & said "Push". Sage squeezed some grass. Suddenly a baby appeared in his arms wrapped in a blanket that materialized out of nowhere. Apparently Gabadumb is also an expert at Infant CPR & revived the stillborn off-screen. <insert massive eye roll>

Victor knocking out Adumb was freaking HILARIOUS. I'm guessing they used a Stunt Man. The rest of the reveal was Meh. Jack's writing is so awful. Peter Bergman should protest & start demanding some clauses in his own contract like You Know Who.

I made the mistake of watching today. The writing is so bad, I can't even snark on it. Victor: "I won't allow you to call me a Liar. You understand that?" Noah: "You hired a man to impersonate Jack & left him stranded on an island." Jack: "There are different perspectives, Noah." Noah: "There were 2 Jack Abbotts & people deserve to know! My Grandfather is responsible for putting people I care about in danger." Jack: "Victor crossed the line. But it happened to me, Noah. To Me. No one else. I get to decide who knows & who doesn't." Noah: "Stop pretending like you're the only victim. You don't want people to know because of the things you did that could put you in jail." Jack: "We're talking Extradition & totally unreliable foreign courts!" Noah: "Lies are always the fallback for both of you. There was a crime lord in town, Jack, pretending to be Summer's step-father, using your face, your name, and you don't have the courage to stand up." Jack: "This is my call. This happened to me! Keeping it secret keeps us safe!" Victor: "Marisa shouldn't have told you. You knowing about Marco Anicelli puts your life at risk. As Head of this family, I'm concerned about security. If you share this with anyone, you'll cause damage." Noah: "This lie protects you & Jack. That's it." Jack: "To keep people safe, you have to keep quiet. We have to stay quiet!" Police show up to arrest Jack. Victor "They're here to arrest your ass." Noah: "You're having the guy hauled off in handcuffs." Victor: "You have to understand that Jack & the Abbotts brought this on themselves. They introduced a virus into the computer system. I built this company from the ground up!" Noah: "I need to know. Were Harding & Marco working together?" Victor: "I'm sorry you know about all this. I wish you didn't because it puts you in danger. Marco Anicelli is a bad dude. I'm sorry about what happened to Summer's husband and your fiance Courtney, but what's done is done." Phyllis shows up to beg for Jack's freedom. Victor: "Don’t you ever barge into my office! Get the hell out of here!" Phyllis: "I have info about Paragon" Victor tells FBI agent on the phone: "Excuse me for a moment. I need to deal with a nuisance here." Phyllis: "Ian Ward is behind Paragon. Your grand-daughter who you adore swore she saw him. He’s behind it Victor. Not Jack." Victor: "You serious?" Phyllis: "You need to get Jack out of Jail" Victor: "Why the hell would I do that? Ian Ward might be working with the Abbotts!" Phyllis: "Victor, you owe me! Let Jack go!" Victurd showing attitude after that Mofo had her raped by a drug dealer for months. SMH. Chuckles Pratt legit thinks the audience is rooting for Victor as he "fights back". On what fucking planet???? I hope ratings plummet.

Boo Boo Kitty Booty Shake Hakeem Hoverboarding to a Meeting. Had me HOWLING. Loved it!! Loved everything! Ahh, I've missed this show so much. Welcome back, Empire ♥

“Is Hannibal… in love with me?” Oh, yes, Will. "It's beautiful" Will killed Hannibal with his love. The perfect ending.

Did she really eat her own leg??? Eww! I thought Will & Hannibal were gonna kiss before they pulled a Thelma & Louise. I was so worried for Will's pretty face but the stab wound didn't look too bad.

Casting was spot on. Some of these actors are dead ringers. Especially the one who plays Tupac. He could be a doppelganger.

Yep, he called Will "odd looking" and "not very handsome". Francis needs his eyes checked. Molly was so ashamed for buying canned dog food made in China. Tsk tsk! The Vet looked so disgusted. Will made his dog food from scratch! Awww ;)

That scene of Victor berating & threatening Ashley was RIDICULOUS! Ashley: "I'm not the Mastermind behind some plot to destroy you & take over your company!" Victor: "Jack & You are my Enemies! You conspired against me! I know what you're capable of! You betrayed me before! You accused me of Embezzling funds" Ashley: "I never felt good about that & tried to rectify it as soon as I could." Victor: "You were afraid it would blow up in your face. You've chosen me as the Enemy!" Ashley: "I'm not planning some vindictive assault against you! I don't know anything!" Victor: "Someone close to me, in my circle, is responsible for this Paragon Project! If I find out who it is, they'll regret the day they were born!" Let's recap: Victor gets to beat up Neil, bark orders at Jack, scream at Billy, and browbeat Ashley, but nobody is allowed to say shit to him for Jack's kidnapping/torture and Phyllis's rapes. And he's still CEO of Newman-Abbott. Gained control of Jabot. Lost NOTHING. Why is this Mofo acting like HE'S the wronged victim??? He sounds SENILE.

The show is dragging because No Marco reveal & No Adam reveal. Pratt is dragging out his 2 Doppelganger stories. No movement in either one, all they do is go around in circles, stalling, so Victor/Adam can skate free. Until people find out about Victor hiring Marco, and Adam pretending to be Gabe, they are just dragging their feet and wasting time. It's obvious when Jack & Phyllis fly off to Instanbul, Marco will pop up again, and we'll do another round of the fuckery of 2 Jack's. It is tedious as hell. Canadian Recap: Neil & Colin set up Devon to get drugged & raped by hookers and video-taped it. Just what this show needs.... MORE RAPE! #PrattFails Lily & Joe went on a date. Cane saw them kiss.

WTF is this Paragon Project????? Another ridiculous Chuck Pratt rewrite. So now Victor was "justified" for this Marco shit and acting in "self-defense" all along because JACK had been plotting OFF-SCREEN for over A YEAR in some super sekrit "Paragon Project" to destroy Victor's family & company??????? Oh yeah, and Jack could get the DEATH PENALTY (gimme a fucking break!) for accidentally "killing" the human traffickers who held him captive during his escape from their slave ship. And Phyllis will never know she'd been RAPED by a drug lord for 4 months and should go to the clinic to get tested for STD's. I hate this show. Why do I still watch? I give up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLJ_itR4utI Bow chicka wow wow. ;)

Kyle is a rude little shit. Jack should backhand that fucking twerp. He always rolls his eyes when Jack dares to speak to him. Like this is a burden. Can someone kill him, please.