Cheyanne11

I'm fine with Emma so far. As far as her changing? We've only seen her sparingly since she hit her teens, so as far as I'm concerned, she's somewhat of a blank slate. I'm interested to see where this goes. I also really like the continued bonding between Lucas and Ava. And loved the hard truths he gave Willow. Drew acting self-righteous was laughable. He's such a snake. Lulu continues to kind of suck. I see BL inherited her mother's poker face. Chase truly has no detective skills if he couldn't see her 'oh, shit' expression when he said she had never been pregnant before. Jack is super charming and I have to admit this is the most chemistry I think I've ever seen LW have with another actor. Oh, great, Sonny's getting a health scare. GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!

Wait, whuuuut???? Since the FUCK WHEN does Emma pull this kind of shit?!!! Did you watch? Because she wasn't pulling a Holly, she was righting a wrong because the guy cheated a woman selling ornaments. She took the money to pay the woman and gave the wallet back to a cop saying she found it. Really enjoyed Alexis/Ric today. RH really is a silver fox and never shies away from leaning into being a jerk and he and NLG played that bickering exes thing to perfection. JFC, Lulu, lovely to abandon Rocco on the first Christmas he's had with you in years. You kinda suck. I was surprised at the Charlotte cameo (or return, whatever), but I LOL'd at "I'll come get you" like she was at the movies on the other side of town. Carly: "You're not the boss of me." Me: "So you really are still stuck in middle school. Everything makes sense now." Lois's ZOINKS face at Ned talking about a first grandchild. Girl, how have you kept this secret for 20 years?

She doesn't have to be in literal danger for it to be creepy. Drew's a walking red flag, what with showing up at her door mere minutes after the shit hit the fan. Then somehow finding out where she'd be the next day and showing up THERE. The character is an utter mess and if the show is trying to sell some lustful connection between Drew and Willow it's failed miserably because it just comes off as Drew being a sleaze.

I didn't get the sense that she was saying her win was free from luck, but she did win 4 immunity challenges along with that luck. She also didn't just luck into the immunity idol--she lucked into a clue. She still had to decipher the clue and then, in front of the whole tribe, get that idol out of the lining of the tent covering. Re: Sue and the whole age thing. Clearly, she was older by a bit than anyone else. But if she hadn't put an artificial number on it--and she did that all on her own, no one was asking about age--and then at FTC said 'oh, btw, today is my 59th birthday and I hung with all you people 20+ years younger than me' it might've made more of an impression. Instead, she kinda sounded cringey.

I swear if they go the 'his plane went down and he's missing/presumed dead' trope again I will burn this place down.* *Not really. I'll just sigh heavily and shake my head.

Well they don't know yet. As far as Joss knows, he did.

The town motto. And only because Julian's dead!

This is all going to blow up in spectacular fashion once Willow finds out Drew's also been banging Nina. I look forward to* Drew doing his signature hand to chest and telling her how it meant nothing and Nina was the aggressor. *Narrator: Cheyanne, in fact, does NOT look forward to that

In the Battle of the Moms today Elizabeth wins by a mile--shocking, I know! But, really, BH just really aces those "proud, supportive mom" scenes like no one else (ok, maybe Genie). Contrast that to Bulldog Carly and Delusional Nina. The former still ranting about how Michael ~allowed Willow to take the kids, as if she's in some foreign country and they'll never see them again and the latter dancing as fast as she can to get the separation to stick. At least Nina decorated nice, though. Carly's too busy stomping around town like Godzilla to even give much thought to Joss and her pain.

Lulu is really sprinting towards insufferable. Very impressive for someone who's been comatose for four years. I was also thoroughly unimpressed with how Laura blew off Martin telling her what Jason and Anna did to him. Was Sasha ever religious before or was today totally about contrivance? Also, I'm also not religious but I would like to put in a request for no more torture porn for Sasha.

Carly is such a bitch and a terrible grandmother, to boot. No hesitation at all about making a scene in front of the kids. She would've probably thrown punches if it had come to that. What an incredible asshole she is. And, ew, how gross is Drew that he's already bombing Willow with texts and phone calls. Go away, you creep. The Tracy/Lulu scenes were fantastic. Jane Elliot continues to be the absolute best and brings out the best in all her scene partners.

I don't understand this point. She's still a hypocrite, as she's raging on Willow for daring to cheat when she's pretty much cheated on every relationship she's been in. Just because she didn't say it out loud doesn't make it any less true.

That site is a literal cesspool of misinformation.

His publicist earning their paycheck this weekend, lol. People calling him a "fan favorite." Oh, People!

God, she was horrible today. Storming in there and acting like Willow was just the hired help/babysitter and wasn't those children's mother. Fighting Michael's battles for him today like he was a toddler. She's the worst.