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Sonny: I may need you to take over the business. Jason: I can't because there's a kid...what's his name...Don? Den? Oh right, Danny. Sonny: Someone else's kids are more important than mine??

Drew is smarmy enough to try the, “I banged your mom because I couldn’t have you!” route. *hand over heart* “I swear Willow, having a small part of you was better than having nothing at all!”. Prove it lesser Jason, grab a shovel and dig up Nelle!

I know doctors are supposed to be in the business of saving lives, but if you think of all the lives that could be saved by not saving Sonny, then Isaiah really should have just given him a pat on the head, a lollipop, and an "I'm sure it's nothing, you'll be fine". Run Charlotte, run far away and completely offscreen! And give Lulu a head injury so that she forgets all about her. Poor Dante, I'd be talking to doctors to see if they could give Sam's liver back at this point. This Cassadine money story is just mind-numbingly stupid. Drew and Willow are just ick. Good conversation between Michael and Sasha, but SM's accent was really trying to come out today and it was distracting. Overall I would have preferred an hour of watching Lucky and Liz doing investigating and Ric and Alexis sniping at each other.

Some friends of mine got paintings done by elephants on their honeymoon and they’re legit better than a lot of things I’ve seen people doing the squint, rub chin, and step back move to at art galleries and museums.

My RA in college would buy me booze for my parties. He had a legitimate ID on account that he actually was 21 and I had cash and a car so it was a win win situation! Of course we also had smoking floors and the top floor of the dorm was called Cocaine Alley so probably a much different college experience!

Well maybe not silver lining, possibly more like stainless steel lining, that if they were adding a "bad girl" to that age group they at least brought back a legacy character and not a new character who becomes someone's heretofore unknown/completely forgotten about daughter, niece, granddaughter, father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate, etc. Or God forbid another effing transplant from Bensonhurst.

Sometimes the shoehorning of historical characters into the narrative can be really cringey, but the Marquis de Lafayette can come hang out anytime. Really anyone that comes rolling in with cheese by way of apology is okay in my book. Claire fangirling over him was kind of hilarious, it’s like she’s meeting history’s rock stars. I don’t know if it’s nature vs. nurture but William definitely inherited some hero complex from both of his fathers. I missed having the adventures of Roger and Buck this week. Buck has really grown on me as a character and he’s more interesting than Bree (who for a supposedly great shot did a terrible job with that this week).

LOL at Jason giving Carly the "it wasn't my secret to tell" treatment! Carly and Nina both need to take a few steps back and realize their children are adults. However, if it gets more scenes of Ava making herself drinks and being the peanut gallery then I'm okay with it. Aww Liz and two of her kids together for the holidays. And hey Lucky, remember when both of those kids called you dad? Also Lucky and Ric posturing on who was better equipped to help Liz was good. I kinda hope we get an odd couple investigation with those two and hopefully it involves a caper where Ric throws Lucky into the GH showers. I wouldn't trust Drew, Curtis or Michael to run a company. Even if the 3 of them merged together like 3 raccoons under a trench coat they still wouldn't make up one competent business person. Jordan gives good stinkeye, they should have her do it more often. Lulu, this time of year it's especially frowned upon to look a gift horse in the mouth, so quit looking at Charlotte's absence as a bad thing and something you need to remedy.

Who gave Drew a clip show of sordid Quartermaine deeds that happened long ago? He's just even more pathetic with this deflection. "Well I may have slept with Willow, but you did this one horrible thing around the time Pac-Man was invented..." JE is the best, loved her joyous expression and how she just kicked everyone out so she could hang with Lulu. But I can do without the Luke worship. I like the Lucky and Liz wingman dynamic and that he stayed for her meeting with Portia and that Portia wasn't a bitch about it. I hope we're gearing up for an L&L2 detective story (and fine, I know they'll involve Jason somehow, but hopefully he's on the sidelines a bit) Ugh Carly and her smug smugging. Glad Michael wasn't having it and LOL did someone really just text Carly that her daughter's boyfriend was dead?? Also had to laugh when Michael asked Ned if he'd seen Sasha. I mean he's eating a bag of storebought cookies Michael, so clearly he hasn't! Drew stop stalking Willow. It's gross.

Agreed, I've thought the world of JK as an actor since I was 8 and China Beach was my favorite show and my parent's questionable parenting aside, JK really deserves to be on a better show than this.

I can understand being a little clueless about football, my dad tried to explain football to me many times over the years but I’m more of a baseball girl. Even such I still know the basics, that guy is good at running the ball, that guy is good at kicking the ball, that one does a piledriver (yeah I also love wrestling) on the other players to keep them away from the quarterback whose job is looking pretty and dating supermodels. Also I love annoying my friends by calling every bowl game a bowel game. But Trina just has so little to offer as a character these days other than a sounding board to other characters so even the storylines they give her are boring.

I also have to gag at Sonny's, "Ric and I didn't grow up together, so we don't have the bond most brothers have!" You mean like Jason and AJ?

I can only imagine somewhere in Llanview, Tessica is watching all this go down at a football game while wearing a hideous outfit and can legitimately say, "wasn't me!"

Shoutout for Justice League checks!! I used to have them and I loved them but I’ve moved about 10 times since then so it’s a pain to use them. No one wants my out of state Justice League checks. 😔

I'm almost not even sure what happened after Joss immediately jumped to thinking Sonny was involved in Dex's stabbing because my eyes rolled out of my head and I had to locate them. Girl, he's in like 2 other storylines right now and everyone's already forgotten about Jagger. Dr. Gannon is ruined on Jordan. Maybe she, Portia, and Curtis can become a throuple and live happily together entirely offscreen. What is it with everyone threatening violence against people who have stated very clearly that they don't know where Valentin is? I'm already bored with the search for Valentin and it's barely even started. Honestly the commercial breaks listing side effects for medications were more compelling than anything really on my screen today except for the Maxie/Lulu reunion, and that's only because it at least temporarily stopped the Carlyfication of Lulu.