MrsRopersCaftan

I was just going to post this! Their place in Ohio was definitely a metaphor for their mental state.

I find it incredibly hard to believe a bariatric surgeon is sending people home without a veritable MOUNTAIN of paperwork and information. This whole, “ We didn’t know better” excuse is a steaming pile of bullcrap.

Oh, Monica, what the hell are you thinking? What went wrong in your life that you walked into that house to meet a total stranger, saw the horrendous conditions, and thought, “Yeah, I’ll move across the country with these strangers. It’ll all be fine.” Carlton’s bed is so gross I gag every time they show it.

Me right now: “YOU JUST FINISHED EATING $30 WORTH OF MCDONALDS EACH AND NOW YOU’RE HAVING A SHIT TON OF PIZZA? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???” My head might explode by the end of this episode.

Heeeeeyyyyyyy Pounders! I’m a few minutes behind (dumped cable and am watching on Philo and I don’t know how to watch “live” tv truly live) and I’m horrified already in the first two minutes. This is gonna be a shit show and I’m here for it.

Is it wrong that I suddenly feel like a super spry 48 year old after finding out she’s younger than me??? Hey y’all! Tuning in suuuuuper late tonight because of work. My eating habit is pretty much whatever I can lay my hands on. Looks like I’m gonna need a lot of energy to catch up reading all the comments here!

You sure she didn't mean the Double Down sandwich from KFC?

"We made love" *if I knew how the hell to insert a barfing gif there would be one right here but I have the stupid and can't figure it out*

Where do I sign up for this diet?!?!

My god, Tammy is a miserable, lazy, selfish, nasty COW. Amy is a goofball but she's got a good heart. And she needs nominated for sainthood for dealing with Tammy all her life.

His album, “Dis Not Good Sitchation” drops next week. Listen for the hot tracks “How’s Your Eating Habit” and “How Y’all Doin’?” to hit your local radio station soon. His Grammy entry will be “I Never Promised You a Yellow Brick Road” featuring Penny. He’s gonna sweep the awards!

Aw, I really feel for Yasmin. It has to be hard to squash down that feeling of knowing what you’re is wrong and just trying to keep the peace. I hope she’s strong enough to stand her ground with Travis when he needs his “treats”. JUST SAY NO, YASMIN.

Oh, he’s “easing into” the diet. That is definitely a recipe for success. NOT.

*Poundticipant gains weight on ‘diet’* “But wait! I thought the surgery was supposed to fix everything! No one told me I had to change my eating habit!”

DO WE REALLY NEED THE EXTREEEEEEEME CLOSE UPS OF HIM MAULING THAT PIZZA??? Sorry for shouting. But damn, did they have to keep zooming in like that? 🤮

Oh, I’m so sorry. I hope the news comes back that it’s either not cancer or at least treatable.

Hey Pounders! Looking forward to participating in the live chat tonight. I don’t know why my boss can’t understand that snarking on 600 pounders is more important than working and that he needs to not schedule me to work Wednesday nights Eating habit tonight is nothing. I’m trying intermittent fasting and my time to eat is done for the day. Have something yummy for me, okay?

You owe me a new laptop. I just spewed sweet tea all over mine.

You're not going to succeed if you don't at least TRY, Tammy. Start by taking some responsibility for your situation. No one shoved the food down your throat.

Oh em gee, could that low camera angle possibly have been any less flattering???

Tammy's fake baby voice is driving me bonkers. She's so manipulative--when she's screeching at Amy her voice is about three octaves lower. But when she's talking to the camera or Dr. Procter it's all innocent little 4 year old girl. That baby voice coming out of that face/body is soooo incongruous it makes me unable to focus on anything.

He already looks like he's gained it all back. His next weigh in is gonna be a disaster.

Okay, I'm officially over this asshole. He's a spoiled, entitled, lazy jackass. His attitude toward Dr. Now is totally out of line. THEY'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU, MORON. Being a dick isn't going to help anything.

This is the worst game of Would You Rather ever. There is no right answer. It's all terrible.

HE'S BEEN WEARING THAT SHIRT IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A MONTH. A MONTH. OH SWEET FANCY MOSES THE SMELL MUST BE OVERWHELMING. (Yes, I'm yelling.)