AdorkableWitch

It's the area "That ain't (aka taint) your butthole and ain't your vajayjay." Also known as the Perineum. (And I can't believe that I just defined taint)

I honestly thought she hit more of the Borderline check boxes than narcissistic.

I seriously wonder if this is due to using cheap American hair products. Lots of silicone and waxes that he might not have ever used on his hair before.

It was a tackier wedding dress version of the infamous JLo dress.

I definitely think the Brady panic attack was staged. However, I grew up in a very rural area, where there were only 2 ambulances for the whole county. When my Dad started having chest pains, we drove him to the ER because both ambulances were en route to the same ER. It sucked, but it was faster than waiting up to an hour for a paramedic. Fortunately, our neighbor is a nurse and rode with us.

If I remember correctly, Daya brought her wedding dress from the Philippines? It was a giant monstrosity, but when I got married the first time at 24, my wedding dress was just as foofy, so I cannot judge. I am surprised that Daya and Brett had a civil wedding. I thought they would have a more religious wedding.

I've been able to explain away the test results by telling myself they didn't have a name on them. They had an ID number, and AB just assumed it was Lemon's test. I adore the way they are treating Cricket's coming out.

What do you want to bet they plan on selling those t-shirts?