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We sat and laughed about the attempt to steal food. I totally would have tried it too! We also noted how handsy he was with her... then when he said he would do just about anything to get her protein...I blurted out ‘on your knees..it’s for your own good!’

The eyelashes are too much, the lips are too much, the boobs are too much. And I'm not just talking about the girls. On the plus side none of them sound like Nicole so as soon as your boy is gone it should be a fairly good season!

My favorite part of the show is when Erin shows them her concept drawings of the houses, they give me the giggles.

In regards to the comments that Corey looked upset about not being the one to tell the girls about the baby....how about calling them before posting a picture on social media? I can't imagine posting a picture for all the world to see without informing my other kids first.

Why did they even need showers? Aside from Darrell that is but he's needed one since puberty set in. They just came from their beautiful homes with running water, had a little road trip then a 15 minute walk up to the gate.

Tres would be in love by now if Vanessa still had her wedding hair and makeup on. Sam isn't the worst, Ashley takes that prize but she comes a very close second.

The new doctor lady annoyed me. Since Enid has been at in town for a few months and I'm assuming her turtle eating days were maybe a month or two on her own, that leads me to believe she was with her parents surviving for a couple of years. They had to have acquired some pretty good skills. I don't think they were incompetent as is the general consensus, a momentary lapse in judgement? Over confident? Mentally exhausted? Whatever it was they taught Enid enough that she is still here and up to par with Carl.

Javi just said he wakes up at 4 in the morning "to make it at his game by 5". In the morning?!?! The fuck is that!!?!

So Jo has a pool, now it makes perfect sense that cow couldn't be bothered to go outside to look at it. She wanted him to see just how little she cares about a pool. Too bad everyone else can see right through that shit!

Chelsea need to shut the fuck with her trash talking Adam in that stupid fucking baby voice. She needs to quit that stupid fucking baby voice thing period. I would rather listen to Janelle crying dude for 3 straight hours rather than 5 minutes of Chelsea. It's all on Chelsea that Aubrey thinks of Cole as a dad. No, I'm sorry, Aubrey has a dad and frankly he does seem to really love her. Instead of pointing out all of his shortcomings and telling her he sucks and can't be depended on she needs to just deal with the shit as it happens. Don't ask Aubrey if she thinks her dad will show up, if he does then great! And when he doesn't then just say I'm sure something came up, I'll bet he wanted to be here, we'll call him later. Whatever excuse you want, Aubrey is just a little kid, she doesn't need it rubbed in or pointed out that Adam wasn't there. She knows. Just accept the fact that maybe Adam isn't the kind of father you want but he is the father she has. Stop making a big deal about it and it won't be a big deal. Jo is being an idiot about his child support. Go to court, get it figured with the state standards and be done with it. Javi was spot on. Leah made her leaving harder on the girls than was necessary. And what was with all the worry about the girls being sad and confused about going to their dad's for a month? I know that was more last week's episode but really? It's not like they were going to a strangers house. Just say in a chipper voice "mommy's going to 'therapy' for a month, you're going to your daddy's! That will be so fun for you and mommy will call you before bed every night to see how much fun you had!". God these girls are dumb as shit.

The most interesting thing about this show is the snow. First it's 3 feet high, then it's melting, then it's grass, then it's 2 feet high, then it's grass, then it's 3 feet again, then it's gone again.

That was a nice clip of Simon finger banging Farrah in the car. "Don't show my undies!" "They can't see anything." I'll bet Maci flipped her shit when she saw that!

My DVR is a dirty whore and recorded this episode 3 times!!

I'm sort of thinking the wine may have been like a sparkling cider or something. Cate was drinking it too. I know nursing moms at allowed some alcohol but I don't think Tyler would allow Cate to drink. It's fattening. I think the two of them felt very grown up using the big girl glasses.

The pit drives me nuts as well but for a completely different reason. If you dig a hole 23 feet deep there is a lot more dirt pulled from the ground. Not these little piles still sitting around the hole. There would be so much dirt that they would have had to move the piles just they could continue digging to that depth. I know it's a stupid thing to get hung up on but I can't wait until they fill that dumb hole and are done with it.

Sean and Davina come across as aliens who took over human bodies and read a manual on how human are supposed to interact with each other. I hate the way both of them act, it's so forced on both their parts. They definitely didn't fit with the vibe of the place they went on New Years Eve. Davina might think she's Carry Bradshaw but she's a far far cry from New York sophistication. Ryan and Jessica. Ugh. Ryan is hot though, they could send that asshole my direction and I would cook for that boy and iron wherever he wanted me to...as long as he was giving up the goods. Ryan and Jaclyn, I laughed when she said she came around 360°. Oh honey, sober up a little, lol.

I wish there was no '4th wall', I want them to rig those houses Big Brother style and make a show that's real. Get some 24/7 footage instead of this bullshit...we agreed to talk about...we need an intro...

I'm not sure if all states are the same but I know in Minnesota when a person is incarcerated their child support stops. They pay nothing and they owe nothing for the time they are in. Amber probably wouldn't owe that much for her back support. I can not figure out why these people do not have set visitation, 90% of their stupid shit problems would be fixed.

The thing that really gets to me is that as a parent myself, and while not technically a teen because I was 20 when I birthed, is that these people don't seem to be learning. I made plenty of bad parenting moves, but I learned from my mistakes and didn't keep repeating them. Your children will give the lessons you need, you just need to be willing to grow from them. There seems to be none of that with these idiots.

Why do I continue to torture myself year after year watching this shit? Gary is a COMPLETE asshole. I think the only reason Leah is as adjusted as she is is because of Christina. It sure as fuck isn't because of Gary. Tyler is a little prick. I hope Cate doesn't lose any weight because I'm about 98% sure that's why he won't marry her and frankly when she does decide to leave his stupid ass it will make it easier to split without the official divorce. I can't wait to see the smack down headed his way, too bad Cate is going to be caught in the crosshairs. Maci. Whatever.

Set visitation. They all need it, period. Apparently they all love the drama they can create with the other parent, it's the only reason I can think of as to why they haven't figured this shit out yet. BrandonandTeresa must have really put the smack down on Tyler because his demeanor did a 180 after their talk. Smug little fucker. I'm glad that because of all this we did get to see some sensibility from Catelyn, now she just needs to be more assertive and shut him down when he starts in. The camera guy didn't seem all to pleased when he was ordered to help with the crib, but when you're 'Tyler's' crew I guess you do as he says. I'm sure the guy would have helped regardless, just Tyler's demeanor is so smug and entitled. I was hoping for an Amber vs Kail smack down in that bus. Both girls with huge ego's and major anger issues...That would have been reality gold. I would put my money on Amber, she's used to knocking around Jabba the Hut, Kail is used to knocking around an Ewok. Ryan hot Ryan, take that wad of chew out of your mouth. It's disgusting. Maxi seriously needs to teach Bentley that she is the parent and he needs to listen to her because she is in charge, not because daddy will be mad at me if you make me late because you don't want to listen to me so it's your fault little boy when daddy is mad at me. These people all need to grow the fuck up.

Brandi Glanville's voice is so annoying I either want to set myself on fire and leap from a cliff or reach down her throat through her body and grab the little tampon string dangling from her rotted crotch and use it to muffle that wretched sound her hag throat makes. Now that I have that off chest I need to go read from the beginning, lol.

Andy should have looked that crazy bitch in the eye and said 'did I go too far? Well I'm sorry...so we're good'. My biggest issue with the reunion is that my tv is too big and high def is way to defining. Their God damn makeup artists should all have their hands cut off....or at the very least try to keep the foundation to just a small bottle per woman. For some reason I'm envisioning that a five gallon bucket was being passed around along with the dutchie.

I was so distracted by McKenzie's jeweled nipple on her dress that I don't even know who won.

OG's. They forgot the M. These girls are still so ridiculous that it's ridiculous, lol. Thank God Macy's forehead cleared up, I can stand to look at her now and I was surprised she is quite pretty. Blah blah blah Ryan sucks. Not really her problem is it? Why do people think they have to co-parent? Sometimes the best way to co-parent is to simply drop the kid off and pick him up again. As long as the kid isn't being harmed there really doesn't need to be much face to face interaction between the parents. A lot of times (IMO) it's easier on both parties and the kid. What's wrong with communicating through texts? It's how I interact with 95% of everyone I know. If you can't stand the other parent and conversations always escalate then take the path of least resistance and text. Amber. Lose the eyelashes and nails. Gross. Lose Gary too. He's gross. Again, another couple that would be best off to simply text and have quick drop offs and pick ups. It also seems that they need to court and have set visitations. Amber shouldn't be finding out the night before that they are going on vacation and therefore won't get Leah for a week. If visitation was set she wouldn't even need to know that they were going on vacation unless it ran into her time at which time Gary would have to either clear it with her or make sure Leah was back on time. Jesus people, that's what courts are for, to put an end to all the drama. Caitlyn and Tyler. You suck. Caitlyn sure thinks her shit doesn't stink. I'll be generous and chalk that up to Tyler blowing his delusions up her ass. Someday she will hopefully mature and look back at these episodes and be properly embarrassed.